What if I saw one of those strategy guides for Ruby/Sapphire today and wanted to buy it so I wouldn't need to be online to check what moves and TMs/Hms pokèmon can learn, but I didn't know how much it was, so I didn't?

What if I wish Pokèmon Colosseum would hurry up and come out?

What if I was unsure how to spell colosseum so I checked a dictionary?

What if while searching, I saw collywobbles and it made me laugh?

What if the dictionary didn't even have colosseum in it?

What if stupid pocket dictionaries?

What if I should eat some lunch?

What if i have never had a pokemon to miss?

What if Salem is acting all weird and perverted on AIm, saying all sorts of strange things?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if Ame is the real nasty one?

What if she's always the one who starts mean what ifs about me?

What if she's trying to turn you all against me?

What if she starts turning everyone against each other one by one?

What if she then takes over the Scrolls and calls them the Amethyst Scrolls?

What if I'm not even talking to Ame on AIM?

What if I'm currently in the Forest Temple, but the music is quite scary?

What if, not scary, but still unnerving?

What if, aim, icq, same thing

What if Salem whats everyont o think he is sweet and naive, but he's really a tall, young, evil genius

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if AIM and ICQ are completely different?

What if what does being tall have to do with it?

What if Ame is so mean, she made me go offline?

What if i just said to salem on.....ICQ... why be online if you;re playing your game cube.. so h said, fine then, and logged off O.o

What if he got offline and is now crying, but i was just being silly?

What if he is pretending to be offline, and now i am crying?

What if he really has the shits with me now and i was just joking

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if being tall.. cause, i dunno...

What if I wasn't mean

What if, well i was, but you should be used to me by now?

What if.. turning all the lights on upstairs?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I'm home now?

What if but hopefully not for long?

What if my friend need to stop packing for her trip and come hang out with me?

What if my other friend needs to not worry about being awake for her class tomorrow and just comes play with us?

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What if I was only taking your advice?

What if I can't help it if I can multi task?

What if..... CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if *points and laughs at Ame crying*?

What if hahahahaha?

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What if we start playing truth or dare what if?

What if the next 3 ppl to what if have to do a what if about nipples, voyeurism and lubrication.. (3 seperate what ifs)

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I think having the shits means something different there than it does here?

What if I hope so?

What if Queer Eye didn't make me clean tonight, except that I swept the floors and did the dishes?

What if I mean actual dishes, not metaphoric sexy dishes?

What if I'm not posting about voyeurism or lubrication?

What if I can't think of anything about nipples that doesn't involve my own nipples?

What if nobody here needs to know about them?

What if i laughed about the metaphoric doing of dishes?

What if having the shits means he is angry at me

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if, i was wondering where you were heitie?

What if then you magially appeared?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if having the shits here means you have diarrhea?

What if Ame started a chat room and called it the Den of Filth?

What if it lives up to its name?

What if I can see Madogis online on AIM even though she isn't home now?

What if it's her mother or father and I send them a message?

What if I won't though?

What if I invite them into the Den of Filth?

What if Salem just 'got off'

What if he is very quick at this?

What if he must do it alot to be so efficient?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if heitie and i have set a video camera up in the park, to see what jubs, salem and nora are up to

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if it's night vision and has super-strong microphones as well?

What if i also put up a huge floodlight, that lite up the whole park, but they were too into it and didn;t notice?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if what!?

What if man, you guys always tell all of the scrolls what I'm up to with my night?

What if I promise, we were just swinging, and not in the Austin Powers "I'm a swinger, baby!" way?

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What if i got booted from the chat, and now no one will invite me back in, nor even answer my posts?

What if i cry?

What if i yell at em all and stamp my feet?

What if i log off and never return?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I don't know how?