drunken limming, you couldn't resist
it's something i'm sorry i missed
i just wonder what way
you're feeling today
or if you're still hopelessly pissed.

We were fine in the morning - Hooray!
'Twas another bright sun shiny day
We went into town
And threw more drinks down
Then Arg and Ame went on their way

Zoomie's birthday is manana
Yes she truly is older than Madonna
However on this you can bet
She has lived a life with little regret
With women, weed and jagermiester as her manna

Happy birthday S. Dean
You are my Basford Arms Queen
So often accused of being surly
Seldom accused of being girly
Enjoy your day of shootin' & swimming & all between

Yes she truly is older than Madonna

regarding my age's elevated rarification
i must make a simple clarification
i sing a small hosanna
that's Madonna, not THE Madonna
now, can anyone here please spare a vacation?

[ May 07, 2002, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

so people, just how cool is this?
a new puppy to fill me with bliss!
her name's Stella, she's a beaut
an Alaskan Malamute
and she gives a great puppy-breath kiss.

(for real--i can't seem to stop grinning...)


[ May 12, 2002, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: puppy love ]

Exscuse me, I have been remiss
And have not been posting in this
I'm playing a game
But it's not the same
As rhyming, which is just pure bliss

I must be the only one
Who still posts on here just for fun
While most people fight
It is my delight
To limmerick, Gabash and pun

Happy late birthday zoom, me ol' mate
I'm so sorry I am so late
I got kinda busy
My thoughts were all dizzy
So that meant that you had to wait

But finally, here is your poem
I wrote it myself, in my home
It really is weak
I'll give it a tweak
It's all I could coax from my dome

Happy Birthday!!

May seems to be full of lots of birthday fun
Many scrollers are getting older, one by one
First Zommie, then Argy, then it will be Jess
Whom I am buying the Harry Potter vid I must confess
And after the easting my Shrek cake, she will weigh a ton

frivolity, gladness & mirth
to celebrate each other's birth
a friend of mine once did say
all the best people have birthdays in May
so take that for whatever it's worth

a shout out to Stace, le & Ame
and all others of limerick fame
come fill your idle time
and write a silly rhyme
so our thread won't be dwarfed by the BIG SCROLLER game.

Hey sister no need to shout
I've barely had time to pout
I too long to bash at will
Gaggy Gabby so full of swill
Bashers get on board for this rout

o.k. ... it has been awhile, I'll need to warm up again

this might be just the perfect lure
and where it all started out, it's for sure:
a blonde bard to bash
sister Scabby to trash
and her mewling to so long to endure

I made a little gift for my sister
the humor in it sure didn't miss her
cause when she opened her gift
a gabrielle headed spoon she did lift
so she could boil gabby's head with every stir.

having this thread overtaken by BIG SCROLLER
would hurt more than extracting a molar
our pages of rhyme
will be passed any time
run flat by the BIG SCROLLER steamroller

mons dear, now you've joined the Clan
You have fallen into my plan
Every Scroll poet
(although they don't know it)
Will post here, where bashing began

BS has Freida Kahlo eyes
I pray she don't have her thighs
But this is about crappy Gabby
Now those thighs are truly flabby
Though they might make old Diego rise.

*shakes her head at lesbianerector*
when did this madness infect her?
what should i even care-a
that she resurrects (re-erects?) Diego Rivera
i just hope the men in white coats don't detect her.

Everyone seems to have gotten a life
These days we don't create much strife
When ever i am on, i feel lonely and blue
Cause on IM, there's never anyone to talk to
Maybe i'll do some cleaning and act like a wife

I love Freida Kahlo, it's true
Though her paintings can make me feel blue
Diego, her mentor,
In the Rockefeller Centre
Painted work of a masterful hue

I haven't limmed in quite a while
I used to do it with flare and style
I had style I had grace
Come to think of it, where is Stace
I must have scared her when i visited with Argyle

the Subtexans are staking people out for the ants
and Brucy Braless has stopped wearing pants
the Canada Day fireworks started a blaze
we haven't said the Pledge of Allegience in days
and our Queen is off somewhere in France!

You may call her Queen
While others call her fetid Spleen
Yet I think of her as Major BS
On holiday nowhere near Marrakesh
Laughing with PJ doing the Xena scene.

I am posting in here on a dare
Salem wants to to post everywhere
He doesn't think i can do it
Just proves he doesn't know shit
I am an evil genius extrodinairre