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Scabby might make a good stew Although she'd be gristly to chew To aid with digestion I'd ask you the question "Say, would you like one lump, or two?" ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) | |||
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Argy's last limerick i've read and while i agree with what's said about Gabrielle stinkin' it's got me to thinkin' it might just belong in Ame's "Meateaters.." thread | |||
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we could simmer Gabs down in a stew grill & serve her in a mushroom ragout with some turnips, to boil her or to fry-in-olive-oil her or sauce her and make Gab-B-Q | |||
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| <Stace> |
Today I watched as Gabs got buried in sand I suspected the outcome to be quite grand But along she came the woman of fame Xena, and she saved the bard from getting canned | ||
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Here is a little lim about Stacey She is quite cute, but a tad spacey We're going to her house To behave like a louse And take lotsa pics of her that's tasty | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
Maybe we could chop Gabby into bits Then at ebay, auction her tits A Xenite would give us lotsa money Then we could buy lotsa honey And prove they are degenerates | |||
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auction Gabs' tits off on Ebay? that would surely be our lucky day how much would we get we'll post it all over the 'Net too bad the Nutforum's gone away | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
quote:I fear that it may too late For Canberra -- we ain't got a date! So c'mon, Amee Send an email to me Or else I won't call you my mate | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
And Stace, just between me and you I need an email from you too If we don't find a time To be partners in crime It will make me feel oh so blue ![[Frown]](frown.gif) | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
My dear Argy, I have sent an email to you It was on Friday at half past 2 About the date, and cars and many things And of what joyous tapes to Canberra we'll brings If you didn't get it, give a shout and i'll redo | |||
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i've viewed a montage disturbing engaged in political debate quite perturbing i did a double take when in Subtext i found a snake and our limerick writing we've not been curbing | |||
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so to those who would say the Scrolls are dead i encourage you to go soak your head i never can make clear why the hell then you're still here if it's so damn bad go somewhere else instead there--i feel much better now. not that the offending party will ever read this... | |||
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| <lesbianerector> |
Just for good measure Let me gouge Gab for pleasure Sheera to the Xena uneducated At best her charm is truncated Behold the true princess has eyes of azure | ||
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| <lesbianerector> |
Hope you Aussie hotties Got your emails out of the potties You piss and moan at will Regarding gatherings of potential swill Use the phone in lieu of these silly jotties | ||
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we write our rhymes on a whim going out on a poetic limb they won't make you horny cuz mostly they're corny with a tendency to be somwhat dim | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
quote:Damn, you know that made me laugh Offending parties make me barf You never do know Who is reading this, though It could be the lovely Whoosh! staff! | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
I do not think that it's right I left our lims off the Whoosh! site They SO fit the story Of Gabashing glory Maybe I'll write part two tonight ![[Wink]](wink.gif) | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
quote:You say that we moan about nought Well sister, I'm calling you out We cannot rely On phone calls, here's why It's cause we are never about | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
Stace the BB devotee Will laugh when she hears this, you see Also I said "No I won't watch that show" Big Brother has hooked lil' ol' me | |||
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like by ants being eaten alive or having my butt stuffed in a bee hive or parting my head with a hatchet i'd once rather that then to watch it but guess what? now i'm hooked on Survivor! [ April 18, 2002, 08:48 PM: Message edited by: eyezoom ] | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
"Reality" TV can suck With a housemate who thinks he's a buck If you rub someone's back They won't jump in the sack Better try something else, for a f*ck [ April 18, 2002, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: Argeaux ] | |||
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| <lesbianerector> |
My sweet and I watch eco-challenge NZ It is not for the faint of heart you see There are the intense jocks Then others that worry about their worn socks Sure makes me want to tour NZ on a harley. | ||
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my new niece arrived Saturday she's to be known as Chelsea Renea she has hair of brown and her auntie zoom's frown but we're all going to love her anyway... | |||
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there are so many reasons to think Oz is cool: kangas & emus don't walk backwards, as a rule, playpusses (platypi?), i even lke that croc hunting guy, and lamingtons? well they just make me drool. [ April 26, 2002, 01:30 AM: Message edited by: lil peevish ] | |||
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