Just one more for good measure
I'm looking up pics of Kev for pleasure
A montage i'll make
Alot of time i will take
And then it will be something i'll treasure

In my hunt's i found this pic of Danielle Cormack from 1989...hehe


I would like someone to do a lim about this pic

I love Danielle, dontcha know
But man, that's one HELL of a fro
Must've been 1980
It really looks weighty
She's a red shirt? Say it isn't so!!

glad Ame is back to lim & doodle
it's good to see her usin' her noodle
but just what the hell
is up with that pic of Danielle
that hair-do makes her look like a poodle!

[ April 06, 2002, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: 57 ]

it's been 6 weeks since my Kemah dog died
if i said i didn't miss her, i'd have lied
but my mourning time is up
and i'm searching for a pup
a female Husky--preferably blue-eyed.

i keep going back to look at that hair
to call it curly just wouldn't be fair
imagine other X:WP actresses
decked out with the same tresses
could you see a hair-do like that on Claire???

(okay--that lim kinda sucked, but it was worth it to create the image of Afro Alti...)

I'll try a new lim, if I dare
About Alti with poodle-like hair
If she got that style
It would make me smile
And we could call her a Claire bear

i'm obsessed with this hair, don't ya know
so i'm off to play in Paint Shop Pro
no time i shall waste
as i cut and i paste
and i give Claire/Alti a fro...

Why stop at Alti, my sweet?
I think it would be kinda neat
If you were to do
The whole Xena crew
Aphros all 'round, what a feat!!

Careful what plans we lay
Mind your dreams I also say
As often your work is rewarded
And your dreams become thwarted
Then you quit living for today

He says she says its her clutch
Oh gods I love it when she's butch
A slave cylinder has died
From our wallets money will be pried
Life goes on with Jagermeister as our crutch

lesbianerector, what's come over you?
though your rhymes contain wisdom, tis true
you've gotten quite deep
for us lim-writing sheep
i think you've united the limerick with the hiaku!

yes my truck's in the shop yet again
it'll be out, who can say when
it's a pain in the ass
but this too shall pass
cuz for pain, Jagermeister's as good as aspirin.

Many lims about frizzy hair
You can't help but stare
The 80's are now long gone
Though on the radio, i hear an 80's song
OK, so she was young, thats her excuse, it's fair

it's too early in the morning that sucked

You ask what foods do we eat?
Within moments there are posts to delete.
Is it meat, potatoes or eggs?
Yet we focus just north of the legs
The age old battle, Beaver vs. Leek.

if we are what we eat, what am me's?
do i come from the ground, or from trees?
i guess it doesn't matter,
i'm game for this Beaver chatter,
as long as, my cunning linguist, you spell leek with 2 e's...

it's been said i'm one of the biggest Scroll flirts
and i can't say this reputation much hurts
as long as i don't reject her
i can handle lesbianerector
that is, if she doesn't break out the quirts...

[ April 10, 2002, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: 57 ]

I haven't been here, you can tell
Coz it's gone down hill - bloody hell!!
Within a few hours
You've gone hearts and flowers
Those rhymes are beginning to smell

To bash Scabby I have come back
I liked her on that roasting rack
And also the bit
When she fell in a pit
And I LOVED when her head got a chak

early on, Xena wished she would leaver her
in Chin Xena chose to deceive her
behind a horse Gab was dragged
we like her best bound & gagged
go on X, use your chak on her head like a cleaver

Gabashing is easy ya see
so punch her right in the kidney
give her a poke in the eye
or a face full of pie
or perhaps a swift kick to the knee

Why can't we stay on topic for awhile
We bash, cook and fight into a pile.
Bashing is so simple
Gabby's but a supersized pimple
Limming of her truly activates my bile.

[ April 11, 2002, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: lesbianerector ]

le's been gaining limerick fame
Gabashing or not, tis the same
we must surely give deference
to the Gab/pimple reference
i bet that one gets a comment from Ame

Gabashing is easy, it's said
For people who want Scabby dead
To kill off the "pimple"
The answer is simple
Just squeeze the puss outta her head

I thought of drowing her at the Barrier Reef
Nice and simple, as to not cause much grief
Throw her in up to her knees
Then put on her some fleas
While holding her head under, her mouth filled with leaf

Gabby's face can be quite grotesque
She can be quite hideous, at best
Let's break her legs
Them big ugly kegs
She'll never get work in a Burlesque**

** in an ep of the simpsons they have a burlesque salon in it, like a brothel, not sure if it is a real word though, but it fit, with the help of salem..LOL