in lim-writing i am undaunted
even if for it i am oft taunted
so it is no surprise
this thread won't meet demise
as long as by rhymes i am haunted

Have no fear, zoom, dontcha know
I will not let this lil' thread go?
Though hooked on BB
I'm still here, ya see?
My rhyming has gone to pot, though

Big Brother is really a trip
It has got me tight in its grip
With its tantrums and fights
I'm tuned in most nights
But I love it best when housemates strip!!

Argeaux and Ame have decided to visit me
Time to get my butt into gear and organise for us three
Directions they’ll need
Must organise a feed
I’m sure it will be a funny site to see

scroller gatherings are always a hoot
'specially after you've some drinks in your snoot
i'm sure you'll get giddy
watching one more Xena viddy
and comparing your merchandise loot

What's it to be?; round ball or scrabble
Or were you full of drink and did babble
You say I'm a competitive bully ha!ha!
However I know your full of ca!ca!
So throw down, Mighty Zoom, let's not haggle.

Ignorantly I boast of my latest lim
Within moments you've cut it so slim
For in a true lim I'm told
Perfect rhymes are what take hold
So I return here rhyming to the brim

le:
so the challenge is Scrabble or B-ball?
shouldn't we choose something neutral to all?
cuz it ain't just babble
i RULE at Scrabble
and what you do at B-ball is less "play" and more "maul".



[ May 01, 2002, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: break on through to the other side ]

i am competitive, it surely is true
this shouldn't come to you as something new
all we need is to nudge
someone into being judge
and i say let a limerick contest ensue!

My gills are now turning green
Thinking of a contest scene
I tried to be stoic
But I'm not heroic
The rules for the last one were mean

No contest required by me
I bow to your rhymes you see
My numbers brain doesn't require a dictionary
Though I'm not that bad at pictionary
And yes, a b-ball Bruiser, I be.

So it is a green Argy on a dare
To set the rules should she care
Don't fret even alittle
Zoomie and I could lim into a spital
Even though my good ones are rare

i'm glad that you see with such clarity
the good ones indeed are a rarity
my case i will rest
we both know who's best
in this house, here is no rhyming parity

[ May 02, 2002, 11:40 PM: Message edited by: broke her leg--had to shoot her ]

Well Argy and Ame are officially late
For the Canberra piss-up and Xena date
Stuck on the highway
But coming my way
I'm sure they'll both be worth the wait

sad to hear of the Argy/Ame dirth
don't worry about the wait's worth
once the party's begun
it'll be nothing but fun
and you'll know nothing but drinking & mirth

Ame and Argy are here
And we are so full of fear
We are with Stace
All off our face
Could it be coz of the beeeeeeeeeeer??

[Disclaimer: Drinking and watching Xena blooper tapes is NOT recommended for those under the age of consent, before 10:00 am.]

Ame and Argy are drinking away
And that's all that Stace had to say
When she stopped this post
She had drunk the most
And the room had started to sway

Stace here... and feeling dandy
Ame and Argy are getting randy
Pace is picking up
Tequila's in the cup
But we're all nice pieces of candy

We're chatting with Salem that little flirt
He's trying so hard to look up our skirts
We're resisting quite nicely
But we're all quite fiesty
And resisting temptation to take off our shirts

Salem come venture into our den of iniquity
As long as you don't think we're really shitty
We want you to realise
We won't hypnotise
You out of your innocence and into antiquity

We really like ol' Zommie
Her hips are really quite roomy (Argy)
She's a bit of a shiester
Who loves jagermeister
And gets into magic mushroomies

I'm afraid to be posting in here
Ame, Argy and Stace seem quite queer
If i did not post
I'd have been made into a ghost
After those three had drowned me in beer

See, this is why I never post here. I'm not creative enough

Argy and Ame have had to much bourbon
Their drinkin' I feel I must start a'curbing'
They're pissed as farts
And flashing their parts
Anyone would think they were part Suburbian (???)

What if Stace took Ame's beer?
And made Argy cower in fear?
She was drunk on her power
And slept for an hour
after making sweet love to a steer.

Yep. I definately should be banned from trying to limmerick.

Salem is a bastard
His arse is full of lard
Had enough of his siit
We are sick of it
His brain is also rock hard

shit = Ame