what if..nothing, rien, nichts, niente, 何も ?

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lovers always speak in tongues



[This message was edited by Tee on 13 August 2003 at 05:59 PM.]

what if i like the little Mazda commercial kid that looks over his shoulder and says zoomzoom?

what if i consider the "zoom, zoom, zoom" commercial song my personal theme song?

what if i alternately use the theme song from the TV show Zoom ("come on and zoom zoom zoom-a-zoom...")?

what if everyone should have a theme song?

what if cashews toasted in the oven for 6-8 minutes at 375 degrees would be even tastier in alfredo?

what if but still not as tasty as toasted walnuts?

what if or especially not as tasty as toasted pinenuts?

what if but probably tastier than "really nice toast"?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

What if mein Hut hat drei Ecke?

What if Otto was a misunderstood genius?

What if the Soviet Union had taken over Great Britain and they still somehow wound up speaking German?

What if my dress has a higher IQ than I do?

What if I have been outwitted by sheep?

What if green fish are as ripe as they'll ever get?

What if my stream of unconciousness is scary?



Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD.

vat iff flesh or food ?

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lovers always speak in tongues

What if Tam's lost her mind completely?

What if I got 8/10?

What if I can't believe how bright Mars is?

What if I need a telescope?

What if by need I mean would like very much?

What if I put out cookies and a tree and build a fireplace and Santa brings me a telescope?

What if the reply window is just covering Aly's face and it leaves a lovely shot of her...below her face?

What if I forgot to say that it is suddenly easier to read Madness' posts?

what if is sooooo hot?


Seriously.

What if.. here is a link to an Alyson screen saver? http://www.absolutely.net/hannigan/savers1.htm

What if this is the pic of her at the link to it

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if, ok, i'm bored, so i am looking up pics to tantalise Tam, heitie & JJJ with..



What if.. ???????????

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if, everytime i find one certain pic, the url never seems to work?

What if.. this isn't it

What if this is it, but i wanted it bigger?

What if I post all these pics and none of them show on the scrolls?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if i thank Salem very much for nutting out that sig pic situation?

what if Salem may have made it, but i found it?

what if that what if was very close to being a quote from "Watership Down"?

what if that's a not-so-happy movie about bunnies that Salem doesn't like to watch?

what if but i love it?

what if i watched 5 minutes of it today, before stopping it because i realised that i wanted to watch "The Last Unicorn"?

what if that's one of my favourite movies ever?

what if maybe even my favourite movie ever?

what if i wonder if Madness' posts were all that difficult to read in the first place?

what if Madness always seemed to find them ok?

what if Madness is aware that her avatar is very similar to Salem's old one, but it's the closest thing she could find to a Madogis?

what if my assumption that Madness and Madogis are one in the same to Heitie is horribly wrong and i've just confused you all?

what if nevertheless, i stand by my avatar statement?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if Spike is pretty?

what if i know that the pic doesn't match the quote (it's from Angel) but i love them both so deal with it?

what if Spike is really, REALLY pretty?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Jess wants Mick to throw the ball so it hits me??

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if all I had to was upload the picture, so it wasn't that hard?

What if Mick isn't very friendly?

What if Madogis has used up all her internet priveledges?

What if I should play the Ocarina of Time again?

What if they're phasing Kate out of The Panel and replacing her with Jo?

What if I know she just had a baby but still?

What if the baby appears one night as a guest panelist?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if Salem is FORCING me to what if?

What if I am making yet another CD?

What if I am ever so glad my computer is ok now?

What if, it's the first virusy thing i have caught on any comp i have owned that has been so big it's been in the news?

What if my mobile phone (cell) has a Tigger cover?

What if Salem doesn't seem to stalk me anymore?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if I didn't force you, you just mentioned no one had what iffed in hours so I asked why you hadn't?

What if I've never forced any one to do anything?

What if that doesn't mean I haven't tried?

What if ?

What if I'm playing the Ocarina to some frogs?

What if I've moved on from stalking Ame to stalking the Kelli Williams double?

What if hehe?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if, oh well time to go get Mick from Indoor Cricket?

What if I just remembered i forgot one of my dvd's in my dvd list?

What if i go edit it?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if have fun picking up Mick and editting?

What if I accidnetally bombed a chicken and it called for all it's chicken frineds and they were all tyring to kill me??

What if, in the Ocarina of Time of course?

What if it's lucky I don't have a fear of chickens?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if yes, Madness and Madogis are one in the same?

What if I'm having the worst PMS in recorded history?

What if we have a blanket on the couch and if I have to straighten it one more time I will make the whole house explode with my hormone induced rage?

What if I want to swear a lot and break things?

What if I don't really want to break them, but they get broken in the throwing and the slamming?

What if I wonder if pot would help?

What if the Aly pictures where she's in her underthings really don't do anything for me?

What if it looks like she's trying way too hard?

What if she'd look much better in some jeans?

What if all the good jelly beans are gone and all that's left are the crappy ones that taste like fake fruit and/or lip gloss?

What if I pick them out next time because you don't leave bean selection up to children?

What if they didn't even get any chocolate pudding or popcorn ones?

what if, oh man, i had way too good a time looking at those Alyson pics?


Seriously.

What if - Strip my gears and call me shiftless - that little red head looks very attractive!?!

What if she gets an Ooof! ?

What if I saw her on Leno?

What if I hardly ever watch Leno?

What if she was really cute and funny and very Willow-like?

What if I think Erin on For Love or Money is about the hottest thing since Angie Harmon?

What if Angie is still # 1?

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Sometimes, I feel the fear of
Uncertainty stinging clear.
And I can’t help but ask
Myself how much I’ll let the
Fear take the wheel and steer.

what if
for ame?

what if
for heitie?

what if my screen isn't wide enough?


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lovers always speak in tongues

What if.....Hehehe, ok so thats the big pic I couldn't find


What if I love googles most of the time cause it's so easy to find pics?

WHat if it has been 18 months already?

What if that just makes me sad?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if, my penchant for red-heads notwithstanding, the willow chick does nothing for me?

what if her slutty poses seems kinda icky to me, too?

what if she definitely stayed with the jeans and t-shirt look?

what if still...nothing?

what if i'd like to thank you all for not going on a huge what-if spree since my last what-iffing early yesterday?

what if i catered a lunch for 120 people today?

what if i'm cooking a really yummilicious menu for a dinner party i'm catering tomorrow?

what if Gazpacho * Mixed Field Green Salad with Fennel, Pinenuts and Romano w/ Red Wine Vinaigrette * Jamaican Pork Tenderloin * Sautéed Coho Salmon with Macadamia Rum-Ginger Sauce * West Indian Pumpkin Rice * Sugar Snap Peas * Honeyed Fig and Hazelnut Tart and Rustic Peach Tart?

what if i have a hell of a day ahead of me tomorrow, but i don't mind so much when i'm preparing groovy stuff like that?

what if it's not supposed to be this busy in August?

what if the holiday catering season could be really scary if it stays like this?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

what if that's a really awesome picture of Kevin?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...