What if I post now?

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What if Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on?

What if she's all I want?

What if, actually I don't think I know anyone named Stacy?

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What if an amber or a bock beer is the best ever?

What if we disregard Lonestar and focus on the positive contributions of Texas to the brewing world?

What if I wish I could get Stella Artois?

What if six point Bud Light from Texas actually was palatable?

What if it even made Taco Bueno go down better?

what if i want to go to bed but the need to what if is too great?

what if i really do--my twitching right eye says so?

what if i go to bed before my twitchy eye starts talking to me in John Goodman's voice?

what if anyone who hasn't seen that commercial will think i've really lost it this time?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if, I probably shouldn't be a bitch to my friends?

What if it's so easy to be a bitch when I'm mad at them?

What if I hope my friend gets the hint?

What if it is so hard for her to get hints over AIM?

What if she would stop sucking on her boyfriend's face for a second in order to hang out with the rest of us?

What if, what, did I just write that?

What if sorry, I should stop what iffing before I become violent?

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What if that twitch is really 'zoom's trigger finger?

What if she's named her shotgun Ol' Xena?

What if, ooo, I hate it when my eye twitches?

What if why does it do that?

What if I had this case where it kept twitching every 20 minutes or so for just a couple seconds?

What if that continued for about two weeks?

What if I was worried I was developing some debilitating disease?

What if it has long since passed?

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what if i'm more an IPA gal?

what if i like 'em bitter & hoppy?

what if Shiner Bock is a good default beer choice and a fine example of Texas brewing?

what if rum?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if I can only do IPA if I'm eating something?

What if I'm bitter enough?

What if everytime I think I've reached the depths of my cynicism, some damn fool has to go and prove me wrong?

what if the names i'm posting in the Famous People thread are starting not to look like names when i type them?

what if it's getting pretty damn close to bedtime?

what if y'all just come on down to Austin and find out about my itchy trigger finger?

what if my twitchy eye makes my aim bad?

what if that's how le and i manage not to shoot each other?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if I am the only one who can hear zooms
twitching eye talk.
what if it tells me to do bad things
what if it tells me that guinness is the only beer worth drinking and talk about other "beer"
is only jibber-jabber crazzzzy talk.

I didnt chose to be sick
zoom made me this way

What if everytime I think I've reached the depths of my cynicism, some damn fool has to go and prove me wrong?

what if, oh hon i feel your pain?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if i'm playing with the stapler?

What if I keep putting my finger under it and lightly pressing, but not hard enough to actually staple?

What if this is not such a good idea?

What if I actually stapled my finger once when I was younger?

What if all I remember is a lot of blood?

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What if everytime I think I've reached the depths of my cynicism, some damn fool has to go and prove me wrong?

what if oh hon i feel your pain?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if sorry--but it kicked me off when i posted that the first time?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if I have a frappucino waiting for me in the refrigerator?

What if it's for after bed?

What if by that I mean when I wake up?

What if I'm looking forward to that?

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What if the majority of my what ifs are completely pointless?

What if much of what I say is pointless?

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What if i have a twitching left eye, that twitches in time to zoomies right eye?

What if there is 3 new pages of what ifs since i was on last?

What if too many people are doing on liner what ifs..lol

What if Salem and I have ESP about alot of things?

What if i txt messaged him from my phone to icq and he had his icq turned on, just in case i did, which is funny, cause he normally just has trillian on, not real icq?


What if i get to say maggots, just once for Jub's sake?

What if i missed an AIM chat?

What if i got to say hi anyways, via salem?

What if it was freaking cold at 5.30 this morning when i got up?

What if Jess is watching Xena yet again, via request

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I really really wished this thread was in Fight Club right now?

What if, I know I could go start a thread in Fight Club, but I don't wanna?

What if I just let my anger fester quietly as a mental illness?

What if my mother was asleep downstairs and my swearing woke her up?



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What if my eye is twitching right now?

What if salem has been hannnging for me to post a what if so he can?

What if i still have the flu?

What if need to blow my nose every 30 secs?

What if i have aloe vera tissues and they ROCK?

What if i just sneezed?

What if i am drinking OJ?

What if there are maggots in it?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if I'm watching 'Se7en"?

What if I've never seen it before?

What if as a kid I remember being warned away from it?

What if it doesn't seem so bad?

What if that's because it's only been on for 20 minutes?

What if Ame plugs her nose and starts snotting out her ears?

What if ewwww?

What if night, chat ya tomorrow?

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What in the name of..... me... do you think you're doing??

What if the proposed ear snot made me laugh?

What if then I almost gagged a little?

What if I remember those kids in elementary school who never blew their noses?

What if they just sniffled all day and then finally sneezed with messy results?

What if they had to walk up to the teacher with their hand on their face to hold all the goo?

What if I don't think I'll be having breakfast now?

What if snot is worse than maggots?

What if Ame should try some echinacea?

What if I'd send her some if I knew where to send it?

What if "Ame: Australia" probably wouldn't get very far?

What if it went right to her door because of magic?

What if I want to know what Salem was swearing about?

What if it's because he has to go to another party?

What if I went shopping last night?

What if I spent a lots of time in the hot cereal aisle?

What if no Malt-O-Meal?

What if only Farina, Cream of Wheat and Grits?

What if while I was in the store we had a violent rainstorm?

What if i rained a thousand inches in an hour?

What if or 2 inches?

What if the rain forced me to stay in the store longer and spend extra time in certain aisles buying things I did not REALLy need?

What if quality time with Ben and Jerry?

what if pfish food?

what if chubby hubby?

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