What if I thought Heitie said Ame should try some Echidna?

What if I was swearing because I'm fed up with the VCR up here?

What if it has a nasty habit of turning itself off when you press record or pause/unpause while recording sometimes?

What if it's been fixed many times before?

What if I went to tape Practical Magic but the stupid thing turned off when I pressed record?

What if when you turn it back on, it turns off then on again?

What if also, it rewinds the tape back a few minutes, so if you're taping after something else, you end up recording over it unless you fast forward to the right spot?

What if I learnt that the hard way when taping 'Coming Home' when season 6 was shown here?

What if back to tonight, I quickly pressed fast forward thinking "alright, calm down, you haven't missed much, just the scenery at the beginning"?

What if the freaking fast forward button got jammed and it kept fast forwarding?

What if it went past where I needed to be?

What if I gave up and angrily threw the remote across the room while swearing at the top of my lungs?

What if that's when my mother woke up?

What if I can't find where the remote has gone?

-What if I edit to add this?

-What if why do my posts always seem to start new pages?

What if I like that Ben & Jerry's with the banana ice cream and nuts?

What if it had something to do with monkeys but I don't know what?

What if I'm corresponding with a very nice Mormon woman?

What if I just told her I'm gay and am waiting to see if she stops writing because of it?

What if she calls me a sinner and mentions Satan?

What if I don't believe in Satan?

What if she says all that then good riddance, but still...not fun?

What if there was a little tool you could open people's minds with?

What if at least make them think for themselves?

What if I hope Salem gets a new VCR?

What if I'm ready to swear just reading about it?

What if I read some time ago that it's sometimes cheaper to buy a tv set in America and ship it to the UK than to buy one there?

What if I wonder if that's true in other countries, the cost of appliances I mean?

What if we've been through half a dozen VCRs?

What if we keep buying the cheap ones because surely the industry is advanced enough to make a decent one at a reasonable price?

What if ?

What if our dvd player wasn't working right for a long time?

What if we took the heavy metal jelly bean dispenser machine off it and now it's much better?

What if I do this again right at myself?

what if chunky monkey?

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What if thaaaaaaat's the one?

What if the Phish one makes my tummy jumbly?

What if I really like it, though?

What if I wish they all came in non-dairy?

What if the non-dairy thing would only work if they were also all-natural?

what if they do have a few orgasmic.. organic flavors though?

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What if we go buy a DVD player tomorrow and bring the VCR that's downstairs up here and burn the other VCR?

What if I wouldn't burn it?

What if I'm going to sleep now?

What if good night?

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Originally posted by Tee:
what if they do have a few orgasmic.. organic flavors though?

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What if do they?

What if it's been a long time since I've had any so I didn't realize?

What if I had some Breyer's last night, though?

What if that was a mistake?

What if goodnight Salem?

What if I keep staring at Salem's smiley fading in and out?

what if http://www.benandjerrys.com/features/organic/index.cfm ?

what if it seems they're only available in boston, san francisco and online?

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what if Godive Belguim Dark Chocolate?

what if okay that ain't B & J but my my is it fine?

what if that the opinion of not a big ice cream fan?

what if cherry garcia for the name alone?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if that's neat and I hope they go nationwide soon?

What if $65 is a lot for 6 things of ice cream?

What if plus shipping?

What if I'm not really that big on ice cream anymore either?

What if it's nice sometimes though?

What if especially when I see there's one called Uncanny Cashew?

What if I also like Wavy Gravy but I don't know if they still make it?

--What if I also need that ice cream scoop?

--What if many of my spoons have little creases because I can't seem to find a good scoop?

--What if the VCR people are making the scoops?

what if spare the spoon, spoil the ice cream?

what if i had a pig in a poke?

what if a cat in the hat?

what if long ago in a galaxy far far away...?

what if i go bleach my hair?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

what if they say you're supposed to dip the spoon/scoop in hot water before scooping?

what if the cat's in the cradle?

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What if it appears zoom has left the bleach bottle open?

What if because fumes?

What if I do dip the scoop?

What if it helps?

What if I still need a good, one-piece scoop?

What if I'm particular of scoops?

What if ladybug, ladybug fly away home?

What if I probably shouldn't participate in nursery rhyming when I don't know why people are doing it?

What if everyone suddenly talks only in nursery rhymes and fables?

What if that leads to far too many outbursts of "Sour grapes!!"?

What if I would be uncomfortable with that?

What if, my goodness, I need to wake up earlier?

What if we have dinner guest coming in three hours?

What if my mom is going nutty trying to clean?

What if the house isn't even messy, but she'a a nutter?

What if she keeps yelling at me to shower and then help her clean?

What if I told her I'm showering now, but I'm on the comp?

What if that's ok, she's in another part of the house?

What if I really do need to shower though?

What if because my hair is never a pretty sight in the morning?

What if oh yeah, and the fact that, ya know, shower good?

What if last night when I was cleaning my ear piercing, I couldn't get the earring to go in, but I suddenly felt all cold and dizzy and nearly fainted?

What if despite my sudden need to throw up when I did this, I still had to get the earring in or the hole would close up?

What if so I put it in backward?

What if thankfully I was able to not vomit?

What if maybe everyone talking about maggots got me all vomity?

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What if I don't know why mom is going so crazy about this dinner, the people coming over have been our friends for many many many moons and I don't think a little dust would offend them?

What if we've seen their house in a worse condition?

What if but the menu sounds VERY tasty?

What if mmm?

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What if mmm, frappucino?

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What if I'm all showered and clean now?

What if I had to go to the grocery store for my mom?

What if can you beleive the store didn't have any marrichino cherries?

What if we're having brownie sundaes with dinner?

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What if Godiva White Chocolate Raspberry ice cream?

What if last night's ice cream made my tummy jumbly?

What if Half-Baked?

What if not me- the name of the ice cream flavor?

What if yes they still make Wavy Gravy?

What if I had no idea that the orgasmic organic Ben & Jerry's was not nationally distributed cause it's very common here?

What if cause, ya know, Boston?

What if that's not fair that it isn't everywhere?

What if I buy mine (and the disappointing fruit) at Whole Foods?

What if I did notice that zoom's bad maggot story had something to do with a Whole Foods market?

What if I have been afraid to ask her about details but I am a little curious?

What if curiousty killed the cat?

What if it didn't?

What if it was a maggot instead?

What if not many what ifs have been done since I was last here, so now I don't need to spend aaaaages catching up?

What if I wanna know what was on Jubilees' dinner menu?

What if I'm hungry now, without even knowing what was on the menu?

What if Australian Idol is on tonight?

What if hooray, more peoples hopes and dreams being crushed?

What if someone that went to my school is on it?

What if I don't like him?

What if I'm not sure if I'm petty enough to vote against him just because I don't like him?

What if he doesn't make it to the voting stage thing?

What if Madogis is friends with him and plans to ride him to popularity if he wins?

What if that's not really clear, but I can't word it better than that at the moment?

What if I go watch Kath & Kim again?

What if heh heh heh?

What if we had sweet corn, prime rib, potatoes and green beans?

What if mmm sweet corn?

What if eww green beans?

What if food was yummy?

What if Salem IMed me back?

What if he always takes forever to IM back?

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what if, wow, not including my own, only two what ifs in a 7 hours span?

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what if the Whole Foods maggot story was deli dept. related and not produce dept. related?

what if, small consolation but at least not bad fruit?

what if more like bad fruit flies?

what if really stupid drug-addled slacker mullet children sent to me to mold into viable employees?

what if, bad combo?

what if infested shop vac stuck under a stairwell for several days contained about 3 gallons of maggots when i finally found it?

what if Jubilee is having deja vu?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sunshine. rainbows. unicorns. happy happy crap.

What if, not this again?

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