What if Zoom comes to my house and cooks for me every night?

What if I wish i could cook more than just basic food?

What if I seriously can't cook for shit, and need lessons?

What if sometimes i make a huge mess making dinner?

What if again, i ask Zoom to come be my nanny- slash- chef- slash- housekeeper

hehe

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if it's okay if zoom doesn't dig willow cuz i really can't stand fennel?

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lovers always speak in tongues

what if with all that slashing it sounds like you want callisto for a nanny/housekeeper/chef...?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

what if fennel seed ain't all that, but shaved fresh fennel bulb on a salad is pretty good?

what if grilled fennel bulb is even better?

what if it is a pretty out-there flavor that lots of folks don't care for though?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

What if I could think of more people to post pics about, cause it's fun?

What if... how about callisto?

What if

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if Pin-Up Callisto....meeeee-ow!?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

what if i don't like anything licorice-ish?

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lovers always speak in tongues

What if, here's some more

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if I'm hungry?

What if dinner should be ready soon?

What if I think I need a new hairstyle?

What if I need a job even more?

What if watching makeover shows makes me think that a new hairdo and wardrobe are the keys to success?

What if it were that easy?



Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD.

What if having Callisto for a house keeper would be cool?

What if she'd be able to get rid of door to door salesmen easily?

What if it was Angel Callisto as a house keeper?

What if she'd invite the salesmen in for coffee?

What if I used to have a Hudson screensaver and the first pic Ame posted was a part of it?

What if out of all the Alyson pictures, I like the second one Tam posted best?

What if I forgot all about Kath & Kim last night?

What if it was only a repeat, so it's not that big a deal?

What if they showed a new episode?

What if ah heck?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I need a new hair do too?

What if I don't have a proper one, it's just how it goes by itself?

What if it needs to be made a bit more presentable before I go outside, but still?

What if it's starting to get too long now?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if Salem grew his hair long?

What if it looked silly, but the teenaged girls went nuts over it?

What if he dyed it purple?

What if it faded out ugly?

What if he had to shave his head to get rid of a bad dye job?



Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD.

What if all the teenage girls already got nuts over his blonde pretty boy colour?

What if Salem sorta looks like Hudson?

What if Hudson is his big sister, and i have met her at dinner parties?

What if..Lucy comes too sometimes?

What if we had a huge dinner party with all scrollers, and all main cast members?

What if we had a life size cut out of kevin there too?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if the cut-out had the most interesting conversation at the dinner party?

What if I have LL's cheekbone?

What if I don't really, but denial is a powerful force?



Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD.

What if in actual fact you look like Cleopatra, so Denial is a good place to be?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if purple's not really my colour?

What if maybe another colour?

What if I wouldn't grow my hair long OR shave it?

What if I'd look ridiculous with a shaved head?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I don't have the schnozz that Cleo had?

What if that's a good thing?

What if I had her voice?

What if Egypt is damned hot this time of year?



Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD.

What if Australia is damned cold this time of year?

What if maybe compared to other countries it's not, cause where i live doesn't snow, but still i'm used to hot?

What if, talking about hot...

What if this is turning into a real pic thread.. but that doesn;t bother me?

What if Nora has a fascination with celeery, and although celery is healthy, her fascination isn't?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if Ame's suggestion that a celery fascination is unhealthy suggested a sick use to me?

What if I scare myself sometimes?

What if the Celery Stalks at Midnight wasn't as good a sequel as Howliday Inn?



Between living with the OCD and the ADD, give me the ADD.

What if this pic is just for Zoomie?

What if this pic is just for Nora?

What if this pic is just for Salem?

What if, and another for Nora?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if hehe lego Xena and Gabrielle!?

What if I don't like celery?

What if it has a taste?

What if everything has a taste though?

What if I'm just picky?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if Buffy, Giles & Willow?


What if Spike, Xander & Angel?



What if, Legolas, Sam, Frodo & Gandalf?


What if and last but not least, the Scoobies


What if i don't know who has more time on their hands, me or this lego guy?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if... should i feel bad for not likeing Xena.. THIS much?


What if.. or is it just drawn on, tattoo experts?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if hi all?

what if i don't think i have enough internet access to be dawdling today?

what if i think it's all of those semi-naked women that Ame posted that screwed my account details?

what if, oh well, i guess it was for the greater good?

what if i go see if i can read the other what ifs without getting kicked off the internet?

what if, if i should fail, have a nice weekend everyone?

what if so far so good?

what if they look like the real deal to me?

what if i think it looks cool?

what if i accept those Kevin Sorbo picss on behalf of Nora?

what if i always think Nora and Cora are the same person?

what if they are?

what if, who knows?