what if that New York-and-beyond blackout must have really sucked?

what if, i feel your pain - my lightbulb went out last night?

what if, ok, that's no where near as bad, but i just wanted some attetion?

what if no time for that now though, it's getting dark and i should really go home now before the vampires come out?

what if the vampires are Spike and Angel?

what if...maybe i should stay a little longer?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if he sorta mentioned to me he wouldn't be around this weekend, but didn;t ellaborate on that?

What if he's gone away for some dirty little weekend with some slut he picked up Friday night?

What if.. yeah as if... salem pick up a girl?

What if it's nothing to do with his looks, more his shyness?

WHat if jess wants Tsketti Boganose for dinner?

What if lets see who (opther than probablt Heitie) can decipher that !!

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if spaghetti boogernose?

what if i hope only the 'spaghetti' is right?

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is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe

What if YUM Tsketti Boganose?

What if *Grins*

what if LOL and Salem and a 'SLUT'

What if I wonder if he would have said anything to me if I had been on earlier in the week?

What if he did say something and I didnt remember?

What if Madogis not include me his possible tell list?

What if you think your so special cause you can actually visit salem?

What if sooooo jealous?

What if dam world?

What if My birthday is in exactly one month?

What if wow feeling old?

What if in a few years I'll be talking about my daughter?

What if she's very much like Jess?

What if she's a boring little 'princess'?

what if I mail her to Ame to get exciting?

What if shes Orlando's Daughter?

What if *nice dream*?

What if I'm hopeless?

What if Spike and Angel where Vamps outside MY window?

What if yeah right.. they wouldn't be OUTSIDE?

What if I hope Salem got my letter before he went away?

What if he never tells me if he gets them?

what if this one didnt contain anything good.. just boring Cora yak?

What if I send Ame a letter?

What if it gets lost?

What if I send it to Jess so it wont get lost?

What if I send no one anything?

What if if you want a letter email me your address?

What if *sits back and waits for the email*?

what if considering I just got up.. wow I'm rambling?

What if *crosses fingers* Rellik comes home today?

What if between Rellik and Salem I feel abadoned?

what if *whimper*

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'

what if i'm in a constant state of abandonment?

what if whenever i'm on the scrolls, i'm the only one here?

what if, ok, maybe not everyone is up before nine, (and god knows what time it is in the northern hempisphere) but still?

what if i had a wierd sense of de ja vu when reading Cora's post?

what if, that isn't to say that she's repeated herself, only that i think i've read that exact post once-upon-a-dream?

what if i should get back to dreaming about Spike and Angel...all at once?

what if mmm...?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne sang "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at today's Cubs game?

What if Ozzy has red braids in his hair?

What if I had pork roast for dinner?

What if I'm running low on Coca-Cola?

What if I found the best damn two dollar and fitty cent laundry soap the world has ever known?

what if i'm not sure exactly who this crazy Cubs fan is?

what if, and what kind of Cubs are they exactly?

what if wolf cubs, bear cubs, lion cubs?

what if forgive my ignorance, i'm Australian?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if congratulations on the soap?

what if commiserations on the cola?

what if i'm glad to hear that Salem didn't leave entirely without warning?

what if maybe now i'll calm down and stop panicking about his whereabouts?

what if...maybe?

what if one of my roommates just sat next to me?

what if she reluctantly says "hi"?

what if she's too cool for imaginary internet friends?

what if...i don't even know anymore?

what oh yes, my dream thread hit page two?

what if it's almost entirely my own doing but i don't care?

what if i don't need you; i don't need anybody?

what if why do i get the feeling i'll be explaining all this to a therapist one day?

what if, one day soon?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I feel like crap?

What if I didn't get out of bed for the day until 4:15 pm?

What if I'd been awake off and on since 7:30 am, but only out of bed to vomit?

What if my head is hurting?

What if by getting up so late, I probably won't be able to sleep tonight?

What if that really sucks because I won't accomplish anything while awake except moaning about how crappy I feel?

What if the Cubs really do make the play offs this year?

What if I shouldn't have thought that because a belly laugh is inappropriate for a person in my state?



Life is boring
It's really got me snoring
I'm wearing out the flooring
In a cheap hotel
But I don't have to work and
I might be sinning
But I never have to listen to
The rings of school bells

"The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White

What if Nora is pregnant?

What if it's ok for me to laugh cause I am in no state, especially not my own state of mind?

What if i have heaps of coke?

What if some of my greatest friends are my imaginary internet friends?

What if one day I will meet you maddie?

What if, well i might, next time or something, you come to the CC?

What if Rellik & Salem have gone somewhere together if they are both MIA??

What if I am always up before 9am, I just didn't what if this morning when i checked the scrolls?

What if i just keep commenting that it's been 18 months (see sig pic, i don't like saying it out loud?

What if I will keep commenting until several people agree with me, or at least say something heartfelt?

What if that also means I have been in my house for 18 months too, cause we moved in, and 'the other thing' all happened the same weekend?

What if that is something I will remember for the rest of the years we live in this house?

What if I should name my house Ares?

What if I get a wodden plaquey thing made up and put it at the front door?

What if it starts off a trend in the neighbourhood, and pretty soon all my neighbours houses are named after greek gods?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if unlike Xena, I have no interest in being part of a tarnished miracle?

What if I found a figurine of Ares in a shop called Tuesday Morning yesterday?

What if they wanted $30 and it originally retailed for $70?

What if it was damaged so $30 seemed a little steep to me?

What if I go see if the other Tuesday Morning shop in town has one?



Life is boring
It's really got me snoring
I'm wearing out the flooring
In a cheap hotel
But I don't have to work and
I might be sinning
But I never have to listen to
The rings of school bells

"The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White

What if YAY relliks home?

What if now only Salem has to come?

What if no one is here when I am either?

What if Rel and I just saw Northern Lights?

What if they are so special?

What if takes my breath away?

What if its 2 sad to think of such a great life taken away 2 soon?

What if you think a $30 figure is good?

What if you should see the Xena magnets I got for a great price?

What if they are really only worth nothing?

What if mmm Coke?

What if I am always telling everyone about my imaginary internet friends?

What if they dont think I'm crazy. they KNOW?

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'

what if they're chicago cubs ?

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is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe

what if i wondered all weekend if people were rampantly what iffing without me?

what if they obviously weren't?

what if sure, i'll go along with GO CUBS!, at least til Sept. 7 when regular season football finally starts, and then it's TItANS all the way?

what if i wonder Herculena's take on the Sammy Sosa bat-corking incident?

what if, despite bloodclownboy's threats of doom, my catered event was flawless?

what if, well, except that i did leave two Coho salmon filets in the oven of the hostess, and they were leaving town for a week the next day, but fortunately i remembered and caught them before they left so the fetid fishy disaster was averted?

what if "spaghetti boogernose" is maybe spaghetti bolognese?

what if, at least i hope so?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

what if i'd better mention that the catered event was greatly enhanced by the fruit tarts that le and bcb prepared?

what if, cuz if i didn't, that doom thing would probably come to pass, one way or another?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

gimme back my bullets...

What if I like a fruity tart?

What if any old tart in a storm will do?

What if there's no tart like an old tart?

What if tart trrrup a pum pum?

What if everyone who reads this can tell it's VERY late at night here in Oz?

What if, man, i'm still not caught up on sleep?

What if that's because I haven't had a chance to take a nap since, like, 3 weeks ago, and i've had maybe an average of 4 hours of sleep a night for the past three weeks?

What if hopefully i'll be able to sleep these next couple of nights before my big move?

What if I don't know if I'll have 'net hookup right away?

What if that's because I don't know if this comp works with the campus internet system?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

what if rest up fair lady, a fine Texas time awaits?

what if i gave Stella some doggie downers about 40 minutes ago to make her 4:30 trip to the vet more "manageable"?

what if poor pouch is in a rather amusing semi-liquid state right now?

what if i know my vet will thank me?

what if i wonder what the best bait to catch a possum is?

what is after persimmons, which i know is their favorite food, but i don't have access to at the moment?

what if i hope a Hot Pocket will do?

what if i bet you'll all enjoy the catch-and-release story i'll have if the Hot Pocket bait is effective?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

[i]i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood[i]

What if mmmm tarts?

What if mmmmm spaghetti bolognese?

What if mmmm Hot Pockets?

What if okay, maybe not so much Hot Pockets?

What if, or may so cause- as Argy says- any Pocket in a storm?

What if I'm just really really hungry right now?

What if I know a scroller who knows a Titan?

What if not the Greek kind, the Tennessee kind?

What if I find myself actually looking forward to an exciting, yet humane, catch and release story?

What if, oh how sad that's the highlight of my afternoon?

What if I need to get a life?

What if mmm left over taco mince on a toasted sandwich?

What if I just don't feel the urge to what if today?

What if i should try anyway, cause what iffing is great therapy?

What if heitie hasn't been what iffing much lately, even though she posted in the dream thread?

What if no one ever seems to be on aim anymore and i feel all alone?

What if i have AIM, ICQ & Yahoo Messenger and i'm still ot chatting to anyone?

What if I don't even have imaginary internet friends?

What if I need a new obesession?

What if I make a scroller my new obsssion and start stalking them?

What if, ok i'll make a short list of stalk worthy scrollers.. hehe

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if I'm here now?

What if sorry I was at work?

What if mm Hummas and pitas?

Waht if ICK hot pockets?

What if not much to say?

What if thats a surprise?

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'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.'

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'

What if Heitie's been busy this weekend and today?

What if there's an appraiser coming to judge my home for the bank?

What if uh-oh, we have like 90 unfinished projects?

What if I have white paint upon my hands right now because even though it's not quite what I'd like on the door frame, white was what we had?

What if it's $25 a freaking gallon?

What if my ex-husband's business continues to flourish and I have the time and energy to write an amazingly popular novel and our debt disolves and I don't have to worry about the cost of paint?

What if that would be very snazzy?

What if I have a blister on the palm of my hand?

What if it's from a screwdriver, not something sexy?

What if my room was a shambles so we bought a cheap dresser kit and I assembled it all by myself?

What if it took 3 flipping hours?

What if ouch?

What if but my room looks fabulous, or it will when I finish cleaning it?

What if I am taking a break?

What if my ex-husband was supposed to do the dishes because my hand hurts but he was sleepy after we watched the tape of Nefertiti so he went right to bed?

What if he doesn't do them in the morning?

What if I was so sleepy last night that I don't remember my son asking to sleep in my bed?

What if I apparently said yes because there he was this morning all cute and groggy?

What if I didn't get the bolognese part?

What if that's because though I've seen it in the cookbooks, I don't think I've ever had it?

what if bolognese is the classic Italian meat sauce?

what if it means "from Bologna"?

what if a battery-operated power screwdriver is great for those furniture assembly projects?

what if i learned that after the entertainment center?

what if but thankfully before the computer desk?

what if i just wondered this morning why i hadn't seen Ame-dahlink on AIM recently?

what if it's probably because lately i haven't been online as much as i usually am?

what if my painting/texturing project in the bathroon went horribly awry?

what if the color is really nice, though?

what if the texture ingredient turned the paint into a solid?

what if i try again tonight but don't use nearly as much texture as recommended?

what if i hope for the sake of lila997's sad existence that i have an exciting catch and release story later?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

[i]i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood[i]

what if i'm just what iffing to fix the italics on my sig?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i'm just a soul whose intentions are good;
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood

What if Gnocci a bolognese is my favourite food?

What if I ate one pound of it last time?

What if the texture ingredient is supposed to turn the paint into a solid?

What if you use a thin layer of texture an then normal paint over it?

What if texture paints are different in U.S.?

What if there's a photo of the bathroom?