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What if, ok, I'm packing my computer away now, I don't know when I'll be back online? What if hopefully it wont take more than a day or so? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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What if my brother has decided to get married in Vanuatu (sp) since him and his fiancee have both been married before, so its only parents, and any siblings who can afford it (he has 1 .. me.. she has 2) What if i could afford it if i really wanted to, but i have better things to spend my money on ( i don't mean that rudely) What if, even if i did go, i don't think mick would go at all anyways? What if i wanted him to have a wedding close to home so jess could be a little flower girl (dunno if she has neices but jess would be first in line cause she'd look so gorgeous ina flower girl dress..lol) What if we went and me and mick got married at the same time..lol ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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What if my roommate sent me a check today for August rent? What if she subtracted the price of flea foggers from it? What if she subtracted $25 when the whole couldn't be more than $20? What if that's just incredibly tacky? What if I brought my Abby home today? What if she's a little freaked out by familar stuff in an unfamilar place? What if she's wondering where the other cats are?  Life is boring It's really got me snoring I'm wearing out the flooring In a cheap hotel But I don't have to work and I might be sinning But I never have to listen to The rings of school bells "The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White | |||
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What if Ame and Mick got married at the same time, but to different people? What if they all settled down to be a happily married quadruple? What if Jess wound up in years of intensive therapy because of this arrangement? What if Jess wound up in years of intensive psychotherapy, but it had nothing to do with the living arrangements? Life is boring It's really got me snoring I'm wearing out the flooring In a cheap hotel But I don't have to work and I might be sinning But I never have to listen to The rings of school bells "The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White | |||
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what if zoom's puppy story made me laugh and cry also? what if far too loudly for in the middle of a classroom? what if i'm not a fan of "blue heelers"? what if i heard once that David Boreanaz had a blue heeler dog? what if somebody somewhere wrote "...(sorry tam marry the raviole?"? what if i suspect that it was bad punctuation, but it just looks like an order to me? what if hah!? what if white chocolate: mmmm...? what if white chocolate orange: *drool/ gargle*? what if i've never actually seen "Boy Meets Boy"? what if i'm just associating the names being thrown at me with other people from tv? what if James = James Marsters? what if Wes = Wesley Wyndham Price? what if Derren = talking orange dog puppet from ill-fated Aussie kids show, "The Ferals"? what if all this makes for an interesting image? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if Nora is forcing me to what if, while at the same time I am playing with her? What if Jess is now watching Bring it On... What if no one really cares about my jessica antidotes? What if tough tittes, it gives me something to what if about? What if i have a cheese sandwich? What if this beating of me Nora keeps doing has to stop? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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What if aww poor puppy? What if YAY we have power again? What if this power thing has to be fixed soon? What if I'm going crazy? What if a guy on the radio was trying to blame conservationists? what if what a jerk? What if Brrr its cold in here? What if we had a big Scroller wedding? What if we many scrollers got married in one location? What if we fought over the decorations? What if we had a xena style wedding? What if I want a LOTR wedding? What if yay tuesday? What if I hope Abby gets used to the new place? What if *pictures Jess tossing flowers in the air*? What if *runs to get camera*? What if hope Jubs is able to come back soon? What if it seems like the scrolls are dead today? What if is He coming back soon? *whines* What if I want it to hurry up and be September? What if I want to have cake with Rellik before she goes? What if thats becasue she wont be here for my Birthday? What if its also our 'aniversary' of friendship? What if its a longgggggg time? What if family? What if she leaves for T.O. next week? What if once shes gone I'll miss her alot? What if I will only see her twice before I leave if I'm lucky? What if I'm sad now? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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What if i don't think we have enough interested couples to have a scroller wedding unless we randomly paired ppl off regardless of location and sexuality..LOL ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if i ever turned msn on what if i should just so i can talk to maddie? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
what if ullys_girl@hotmail.com cause i can't find Maddie's msn name ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if i live for Jess antecdotes? what if tell me one now? what if but never make Jess be in a Litte Miss anything pagent, k? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I like Jess stories, too? What if my kid stories aren't very exciting but it doesn't matter because they're neat to me? What if my kids are crabby and arguing right now? What if it's mostly the boy? What if I think it's because he's hungry, but lunch is cooking so it'll be fine soon? What if that "he's a growing boy" thing about them eating a lot is totally true? What if he's a very picky eater so that makes it harder? What if I frequently order stuff by the case from here? What if my printer has arrived but I'm too tired to hook it up? What if tired as I was I couldn't sleep last night? What if again? | |||
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What if this has been the week from Hell? What if it began on Monday with my girlfriend having foot surgery? What if she did really well and thank the Gods she only weighs 115 lbs soaking wet? What if they are worried because she's already had cancer on her other foot? What if they were doing a biopsy on what they removed? What if this scares the crap out of me? What if I was in training from Tues on and couldn't take off with her? What if LMAO at 'Zoom in a sports bra, thanks I needed that? What if I got to watch Boy Meets Boy and I think it is mucked up? What if that was the first ep I've seen and did he know there were straight guys in the mix to begin with? What if he didn't know, and if that was the case I think it sucks? What if even though it pissed me off big time your damn right I'm watching it next Tues!?! What if I wasn't too fond of Queer Eye and don't find a lot of their humor to my liking but think they did an awesome job on the cops apartment? What if I sometimes feel that way about Will & Grace? What if I still love Will & Grace, but think they are sometimes a little too over the top and not in a good AbFab kind of way? What if I sound cranky? What if I actually read from pages 73 to 77 (well mostly)? What if good luck on the appraisal Heitie? What if good to here your catering gig went well 'Zoom? What if have a fun vacation Tam and I like Maroon5 too? What if I saw a curly headed little tot the other day and thought of Jess? What if I start a thread in Subtext? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Sometimes, I feel the fear of Uncertainty stinging clear. And I can’t help but ask Myself how much I’ll let the Fear take the wheel and steer. | |||
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What if thanks, Shawn?  What if I hope your girlfriend is well? What if I can't stand the interior design Queer Guy? What if but fashion Carson is cute and funny, so far? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if 3 years of computing and this is my first printer? What if it's exciting? What if I just realized I can print fan fiction? What if the first thing I did after the alignment test was a photo of my kids? What if I'd like a scanner so I can make copies of older pictures? What if one thing at a time? What if I'm eating chocolate sauce from a jar? What if it's crappy chocolate sauce but I don't feel I can buy more of a better quality until this one is gone? What if it's not bad, but I've had a lot better? What if America really does need some help in the chocolate arena? What if we're supposed to be this world power and we still make crappy chocolate? What if and also why can't we make printer cable packaging that can be opened without a saw? What if wait, it was made in China, but still I would think we could design something? | |||
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What if I'm watching Gangs of new York with Rellik? What if I'm not sure I like it? What if its a 'dirty' part right now? What if there is alot of stupid fighting? What if the police do nothing? What if I find that useless? What if I think of people who inforce the law? What if I think of sexy hot police officers? What if ohh.. the Loss Prevention guy at work? What if hes really young and dead Sexy? What if there has only been like 4 Pages of What if's since Salem left? What if thats sad for a week? What if I made a necklace? What if Rellik and I are eating Black forest cake? What if there is no occasion? What if its because Rellik wont be here for my birthday next month? What if there is a strange bug crawling up my printer paper? what if I have to get up early tommorow? What if I am going to a dance competition? What if I am making rellik come with me? What if I feel very evil cause I know she wont have fun? What if AHAHAHAHAH? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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what if I went to Stillwater today? What if the woman who gave me Abby told me that two of her brothers recently weighed in at 17 lbs-of lean muscle at only one year old? What if she was curious about how big Abby was? What if I'm not really sure and am tempted to take her to vet just to find out? What if I found a club with an impressive array of beers? What if the third and fourth beer I ordered was out of stock, so the bartender finally just picked one off the list? What if I'm listening to Weezer's cover of "Hit Me Baby One More Time"? What if it's kind of cool? What if you can hear the band memebers stifling giggles while singing it? What if that makes me want to giggle too? Life is boring It's really got me snoring I'm wearing out the flooring In a cheap hotel But I don't have to work and I might be sinning But I never have to listen to The rings of school bells "The Air Near My Fingers" - Jack White | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if i got a txt message on my phone last night? What i assume it was from salem? What if I was un able to reply straight away, then didn;t want to cause it was his mum's phone and she might see the message first? What if i accidently left my hand bag at work? What if i have to wait till tomorrow to get it? What if there is no one around at all, so i might do neopets then log off.. o.O What if i go do a b'day post for the kraut even though he won't see it for ages, if at all ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if the Kraut comes back to the Scrolls bearing conciliatory European chocolates for one and all? what if the Aussies do a bang-up job of your basic packaged sweet snacks? what if Lamingtons, Tim Tams, Mint Slice, etc... what if the U.S. has them beat on salty snacks, though? what if Burger Rings and Chicken Twisties? what if i introduce Australia & the rest of the known world to The Frito Pie? what if, a bowl lined with Fritos, a heapin' helpin' of the cheapest canned chili available (i use Wolf Brand, out of homage to the memory of the old "when was the last time you had a hot, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Cili? well neighbor, that's too long!" commercial...), and smothered in melted Velveta (or other cheap proicessed-cheese-flavored product)? what if garnish liberally with diced raw onion and pickled jalapeno slices? what if now that's a snack that'll put hair on your ass? what if, no really--it will; there's a disclaimer about it on the Fritos bag? what if okay, ya got me--i made that last part up? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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What if I had a Frito Pie for lunch at Eskimo Joe's yesterday? What if everything is eerily the same at Joes-from the menu to the indifferent service to the way overpriced alcohol? What if I like real cheese on my Frito Pie? What if other than that Velveeta thing, 'Zoom's sounds pretty damn good? What if Frito is THE only corn chip worth eating? What if I'm very hungry now?  Round the hangin tree Swaying in the breeze In the summer sun As we two are one Swaying "Hangin' Tree" Queens of the Stone Age | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if sweet zombie jesus there's a lot of what iffing to catch up on, as well as other Scroll stuff? What if I'm going to read things now? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if a zombie Jesus would scare me, sweetness notwithstanding? What if hi, Salem?  | |||
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What if okay, I'm caught up on the What Iffing? What if hi Heitie! What if I make no mention of being away for a week? What if I have nothing much to say about it anyway? What if we drove past the turn off to where Madogis lives, but no one would take me to visit? What if the high light of the little trip was seeing Steve Irwin? What if I felt incredibly stupid though? What if because he was due to appear out the front of Sea World to talk about the release of a shark? What if before he got there it was just all the media people setting up, and then us? What if I would have felt better if there were other people besides the media there, but nooo? What if when Steve appeared he was so close I could've touched him? What if I didn't say anything to him though, but my parents did? What if I still made eye contact? What if it wouldn't surprise me if I was in the background of the news reports on the various TV channels? What if I was one of those people who dance around in the background waving? What if I stayed on the other side of the camera's, but a man with a channel ten camera set up behind us and all the other cameras? What if my dad took photo's, but they aren't that greta, you can only see steve's head? What if Steve mentioned that he filmed the release of the shark and all the other stuff, and it will be on TV sometime? What if when you hear about it you can think "Hey, Salem was awkwardly hanging about during the media conference after this release!"? What if enough about Steve? What if I haven't watched Blue Heelers for ages? What if the show was about dogs in police uniforms fighting crime? What if I haven't watched it since around the time Dash left? What if Adam also left around then, but I'm not sure if that was his name? What if I giggle at the memory of The Ferals? What if I can't remember the theme song to it any more? What if I remember Feral Tv's theme though? What if it makes me sad that all the puppets, except Mixy (assuming her kids show is still around) are probably lying in a closet covered in dust? What if they get brought back and used on a dating show like Agro? What if Pauline Hanson being jailed fo 3 years made me sad? What if I want to give her a hug? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if I'm playing Scrabble with Salem? What if I won the last game? What if Salem loses this game he has to change his Scroll Handle to CrocHunterFanBoy? Round the hangin tree Swaying in the breeze In the summer sun As we two are one Swaying "Hangin' Tree" Queens of the Stone Age | |||
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