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What if I love white chocolate?

What if my mother thinks it isn't real chocolate?

What if it totally is, unless it's the fake one that's made from emulsifiers or something?

What if my neighbor is smoking right outside my open window?

What if it's some kind of weird foreign cigarette so the smokiness is compounded by the lack of familiarity?

What if I go out and turn the hose on him?

What if next week lila gets so wrapped up in posting that she misses a whole segment of the Race?

What if everybody who watches the Race probably tapes it for that very reason?

What if I remember watching Charlie's Angels but not a lot of specific plot points?

What if I know my parents were right there letting me watch it with them?

What if I'm very conservative in what I let my kids see?

What if Amazing Race Jon said "penis" last week and my son giggled up a storm?

What if after he'd regained his composure he said they should've beeped it out?

What if I was laughing harder at him than "penis"?
 
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What if after he'd regained his composure he said they should've beeped it out?

what if he's his mother's child?

what if one of my favorite Charlie's Angels eps was when Kelly was haunted by some repressed memories from her childhood involving being locked in a closet with a doll named "Beemish"?

what if lila997 is watching that very episode right now?

what if i thought that if she were watching that very episode it wouldn't be all that weird cuz things like that happen to me a lot, espeically with certain people?


what if i find the phrase "that very episode" a little wierd?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?
 
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What if I had no problem with them leaving the penis in?

What if so to speak?

What if it's more the obvious nekkid groaning and very suggestive language that I don't let them watch?

What if I'm uncomfortable watching it myself because I feel it's none of my business?

What if my prudishness is oddly polarized?

What if it makes perfect sense only to me?

What if Tipping the Velvet was on BBCA last night?

What if it was fairly true to the book, but seemed a bit rushed?

What if I've never had an oyster?

What if I never do?
 
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What if Brian has joined the dark side?

What if ... Kate Jackson ... HELLO!?

What if I prefer Milo to Ovaltine?

What if I'm a HUGE fan of white chocolate?

What if I used to not like it that much?

What if my fave chocolate is little white Lindt chocolate squares with creamy centres?

What if I'm eating a Buffy dark chocolate bar, with raspberry centre, as I type?

What if I use too many commas?

What if I'm still typing my essay and it's 3:30am and I have no one to blame but myself?

What if I blame Big Brother anyway, just to see what happens?

What if I'm almost finished my essay and I think it's turned out OK, despite all the accompanying sickness?

What if I don't have to do another one of these things for a looooong time?

What if that's of great comfort?

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What if I couldnt be bothered today to read all your posts since my last visit coz my head's killing me?

What if I can hardly bear looking at the screen?

What if I have to because I have a lot of work to do?

What if I wish I could jump off a tower just like Lucy did the other day?

What if I wish I could do that without anything attached to me that could catch my fall?

What if I shouldnt start posting such melodramtic stuff again coz it will piss pple off?

What if I can actually supress it?

What if I cant wait to get Chakram #22?

What if I cant wait to get my 'early conventions' tape?

What if I just cant decide which Xena-calender to order this year because they're all 3 just awesome?

What if Whitney Houston's new song 'On My Own' is making me bawl?


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What if I already HAVE the 'early conventions' tape?

What if I got a new Xena jacket the other day?

What if I got some DVDs and AITST script, as well?

What if I'm as addicted to Xena merchandise as ever?

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what if i'm more a fan of the lindt dark chocolate bars with the creamy centers?

what if i wished the ptaschio ones with the cream and nut centers came in dark chocolate instead of milk chhocolate?

what if dark chocolate and orange was my favorite combo?

what if our local hand-made chocoalte store, Dr. Chocolate, makes an ice cream with those flavors?

what if Dr. Chocolate shipped world-wide?

what if Heitie is google-searching for their site to find out?

what if http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2002-06-28/food_second_all.html?

what if Austin is a really great place to live?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?
 
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What if Bumpy Road sounds suspiciously like Rocky Road?

What if I was going to see Winged Migration today, but now I'm not?

What if I'm going to see Charlie's Angels 2 instead?

What if I don't mind at all?


I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
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what if Dr. Chocolate shipped world-wide?



What if my hand had already begun to move the mouse toward looking it up before I finished that sentence?

What if I bought one of the zebra ones of these yesterday at my healthfood store?

What if I also got one of the harp seal white chocolate ones and am freaking a little at the coincedence of it all?

What if I should be used to it by now?

What if I can't enjoy the zebra bar because I have a canker sore and chocolate makes it hurt worse?

What if it has nothing to do with herpes like everybody thinks?

What if it's a stress thing?

What if it means I can't relieve my stress with chocolate?

What if that's very stressful in and of itself?
 
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What if I'm not going to see anything after all because my mom is sick?

What if we think she has the same thing my dad had 3 days ago?

What if I hope I'm not next?


I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
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What if this and this fit in perfectly with this thread?

What if I've been on that site for the past couple hours? Big Grin


I doubt, therefore I might be.
 
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What if zoom has successfully FREAKED ME OUT cause I *was* watching the Beemish ep. (called "The Seance") this afternoon???!!?

What if I think that the moment when Kelly looks over and keeps seeing Beemish's face in the passenger seat is one of the creepier moments in episodic tv?

What if I am starting to worry about Kelly and her Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
 
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What if I've made a conscious decision to come back here and post about choclate because my last posts here and in the Best of the Rest forum kinda spooked me and I wanna change the subject so I can sleep peacefully?

What if I like Lindt as well and my favotite are the round truffles in the gold wrapper that are white choc with the milk choc cream center?

What if my favorite combo is chocolate and raspberry?

What if chocolate and banana is also quite good but I have been known to discard (translation: spit out) a perfectly good piece of chocolate upon discovering that it was chocolate orange flavored (ick)?

What if I like Lindt better than Nestle, like Nestle better than Hershey and I like Hershey better than Godiva but I like Cadbury more than all of those combined?

What if I could go for a Violet Crumble or a Cherry Ripe right now?

What if I never met a Southern Hemisphere chocolate I didn't like?

What if I don't have much experience with Milka but I have a couple of THESE Milkas in my cupboard and find the name intriguing?
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What if these are some of the best hot cocoa mixes I've found in the grocery store?

What if I wish I had one right now?

What if I was envious of Lila for finding a candy bar with her name on it? Razz

What if I think Edy's makes some of the best ice cream in the US, especially since some of their flavors contain Girl Scout cookies?
 
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What if Lila & QB came back to Oz?

What if this time QB wouldn't have to make a spectacualr chakram sign to be recognised?

What if I remember lila stopping at a chocolate vending machine to buy a cherry ripe (i think)

What if I admitted i just downloaded a Bananarama song from kazaa?

What if I went with Argy in September?

What if I might, maybe, not sure yet, have to cancel out of the upcoming Aussie Posse get together in 2 weeks... which is more of a probable, since it's looking like 2 months till dad can go back to work.

What if Nora moved to Oz to be my au pair/nanny, instead of a high paid lawyer?

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zoom:what if i thought that if she were watching that very episode it wouldn't be all that weird cuz things like that happen to me a lot, especially with certain people?

lila997:What if zoom has successfully FREAKED ME OUT cause I *was* watching the Beemish ep. (called "The Seance") this afternoon???!!?
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what if lila997 has been established as "certain people" for a while now?

what if i could harness my "power" of knowing weird stuff like this into somethig useless (if not profitable)?

what if i take up reading Tarot and become Madam Eyezoom the Seer?

what if all i "see" is reruns of Charlie's Angels?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?
 
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What if today I dunno what what if's to post?

What if I'm just way too tired to think of anything?

What if I seem to have a lot of bad luck lately?

What if I think so because I hurt my leg and today I totally screwed up my right arm and my elbow is all swollen and hot?

What if my 'Mom' just called for dinner?

What if I have to go now?

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What if I’m in awe about the Beemish episode because when lila said she was getting the DVD’s that’s the first ep I thought of?

What if I am VERY sunburned?

What if Eyezoom the Seer made me snort?

What if I’m a Cadbury fan myself?

What if I almost OD’ed on chocolate while in NZ because I was so sick that I threw up daily, but for some reason chocolate stayed down?

What if Ambrosia tasted like chocolate?

What if chocolate is also one of my favorite scents along with coffee, leather, and motor grease?

What if my dog is obsessed with squirrels and has to be bribed with a cookie to come inside?

What if last week I read so REALLY bad fan fiction, but HAD to finish it?

What if I detest fan fiction that uses language/speech that NO ONE uses?

What if the fanfic is so outrageous that I can’t decide if the author is really that bad or if they have written a really good slam?

What if I watched most of the Discovery special about Thermopylae called Greeks at the Gates of Fire last night and their wax figure of Xerxes gave me the creeps?

"I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for each other."
Katherine Hepburn 1907-2003
 
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what if that Beemish ep is probably one of the most memorable C.A. eps?

what if i meant to say "useful" instead of "useless" in my last post?

what if Shawn snorts alot?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?
 
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What if I am amused by very bad fan fiction?

What if I need to know what fan fiction Shawn read?

What if she puts up and/or e-mails me a link?

What if I can't get enough of BBCA's What Not to Wear?

What if the American version is just mean?

What if I missed The Office last night because I was watching Tipping the Velvet with my ex-husband?

What if that was an interesting experience?

What if I got the second disc of Angel in the mail today and I can't wait to watch it?

What if I put the kids in bed at 5 so I can watch it sooner?

What if that would be silly, how about 5:30?
 
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What if somebody tells me where Salem has been?

What if I miss him?

What if he's been trying all this time to coax his Chao into mating?
 
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what if he's holed up working feverishly on a...ahem..special assignment?

what if he's not, and he's hiding?

what if he can run, but he can't hide?

what if i had Velasca's divine olfactory powers, and he couldn't hide from a gaaaaawwwwwwwd cuz i could smeeeeeeeeeell him?

what if i were reaching on that last one?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?
 
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What if he's chained up in my dungeon screaming like a maniac?

What if I got pleasure out of that?

What if you all think I am a masochist/sadist now?

What if you thought that anyway?

What if no one cares about me?

What if I think that this is really funny?

What if all of you do too?

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Now if only I hadn't lost that key to the World's Mass Destruction Kit.....
 
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what if i had Velasca's divine olfactory powers, and he couldn't hide from a gaaaaawwwwwwwd cuz i could smeeeeeeeeeell him?

what if i were reaching on that last one?




What if you weren't? Wink

What if I never tell what fan-fic I read?

What if I'm embarrassed by the fact I finished it?

"I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for each other."
Katherine Hepburn 1907-2003
 
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what if Lucifer Rising?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?
 
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