What if I saw that Trading spaces?

What if they where certainly 'sharing' the air?

What if I cant wait for that 2 hour special on the 5 of October?

What if it looks sooo cool?

What if atleast the commercial does?

What if the house on the preview of cleansweep was a mess?

Waht if seems like a neat show?

What if YAY TLC?

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Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'

what if ah geez, there were so many things i wanted to what if about but i forgot them all?

what if, well, i finished an assignment and i started the day with 8 whole MBs of internet access!?

what if yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

what if they're probably all gone now though?

what if i didn't know about John Writter?

what if forgive the spelling (for it's sure to be amiss) but i was sort of in shock when i read the post?

what if i thought "Ted" was an ok episode too?

what if it certainly wasn't the worst of all time?

what if i loved "Bad Eggs" too?

what if i'm floored by the implication that someone would dare question it's brillience?

what if for shame?

what if accordonig to the simpsons, it's praying mantis?

what if i tried to help one across the street once, but it freaked out and ran in the oppisite direction?

what if anyone questioning whether or not a mantis bite would hurt should watch "Teacher's Pet"?

what if i believe a very minor character from Xena is in that ep, but i don't know who?

what if possibly an Amazon?

what if i declare my love for the mantis Zorak, and leave it at that?

what if i should go home now?

what if bye?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if, is Teachers Pet the episode you though had Velasca in it, but then when you brought it over here it turned out to be Illanus?

What if hooray for Illanus?

What if, more importantly, hooray for Athena?

What if I was involved in a very crazy chat with school friends today?

What if someone thought Madogis was someone else?

What if they Madogis informed them she was Willow, lord of the Nelwyns?

What if that made me laugh?

What if then it got weird, because my computer went wacko?

What if, I was in a seperate conversation with Madogis, but the other two peoples conversation was still showing up, though they couldn't see what I was writing?

What if I was also trying to play Scrabble with Sara?

What if, I know, I've gone back on my vow to never play again?

What if I already played a game with Argy last night?

What if she won, but I got 10 bonus points?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if the wild card episode of Australian Idol is on?

What if woohoo, two I liked are back?

What if but who do I vote for?

What if decisions decisions?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I'm watching Labyrinth and eating leftover pizza?

What if the pizza is nice n hot and delicious?

What if it reminds me of the old days when 5 of us would get together and watch Labyrinth and eat pizza?

What if, yep, we were the coolest kids in school?

What if "Goblin King, Goblin King, wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!!"

What if "Oh, that's not it!" "Where'd she learn that rubbish, it doesn't even start with 'I wish'!"?

What if I feel like quoting the entire movie in What If form?

What if I wonder if there's a limit to how long a post can be?

What if "I wish I did know what to say to make the goblins take you away"?

What if "'I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now', that's not hard is it??"?

What if I watched The Two Towers last night, and the Footy Show DVD aswell, with pizza?

What if I actually watched a rugby league game today of my own free will?

What if it was alright because it was one of the two teams I'd say (and did in an email survey) I followed if asked?

What if they won?

What if "turn back Sarah, turn back before it's too late."?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I bought some stuff today?

What if I can't say what kinda 'stuff' coz that might ruin all sorts of future possibilities?

What if I watched a doco on Johnny Cash?

What if I'm practising how to say 'Hot Damn!' so I'll be ready for Teeeeyeeeeexaaaaaas?

What if no I wasn't trying to trick Salem but I may have inadvertantly misled him?

What if the 2 Survivor DVDs I spoke of are not box sets of every ep but the highlights?


What if they are still good to watch because they show each week's challenges, tribal council and assorted highlights?

What if and they have cool interactive feature that allows you to either watch it in order of the series or to select to follow a certain contestant right through the game?

What if I enjoyed that cause I watched my "local" contestants from start to finish and found that fun?

What if it's occured to me that for such a small geographical area we've had a disproportionate number of Survivor contestants from here?

What if Richard Hatch, Elisabeth Filarski, Helen Glover (Thailand), Ethan , Boston Rob,Scary Peter (Marquesas), Jeanne (Amazon)...?

What if hmmm... that's weird?

What if okay here is season 1 but it may be wrong region for Salem?

What if ooh both dvds here plus other stuff ?


What if I have lots to say about Trading Spaces too but I don't wanna mix topics and get tangential?

What if yeah, like tangential matters in this thread?

What if gee THanks Salem NOW I have to go watch labyrinth?

What if its not FAIR?

What if arrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh?

What if I got some new suits yesterday?

What if it makes me feel older?

What if I am looking at pics of Oliver James?

What if he is the cute brit in What a girl wants ?

What if he Sings 2?

What if hehe he said he was star struck by orli?

What if awwwwwwwwww?

What if yeah I am in my own world again?

What if I think I go get some breakfast/lunch?

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Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma

'The Road goes ever on and on
Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.'

What if I spent a while taking apart watches last night?

What if that was fun and now I have little watch bits all over the place, along w/ some random belt buckles and plastic snaps?

What if I found two cameras in my room last night, both of which still work?

What if one of them had a roll of film in it?

What if the last time we used that camera was at least 5 years ago?

What if I went into a dark closet to take the film out and make it go back into its roll?

What if I really hope I didn't expose it, cuz I wanna see what's on it!?

What if a couple hours ago I happened to be walking Raven and got a mysterious phone call?

What if, when Julia answered the phone and asked if she could take a message, the caller said no and didn't even leave a name?

What if the only thing I know is that it was a girl?

What if ooh, I'm intensely curious now?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if, ohhh what stuff did you buy today?

What if maybe aussie treats and vaseline?

What if doggie treats and KY Gel?

What if bigger suitcase for Ame?

What if carry on luggage for Jessica?

What if funny shaped luggage for the axe to chop up all them Texans into funny little bits and bring them back to Australia and plant them?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if that last what if is creepy, but understandably so, considering how many posts Ame has?

What if I just learned how to use a sewing machine?

--What if by the time I posted, the number was no longer the same, making the first what if confusing?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if, i assume... 666

What if i didn;t realise my creepy post matched to 666 at the time

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if Ame's on far too many drugs?

what if, or maybe not enough?

what if yes Salem that was the episode?

what if i miss the labyrinth parties also?

what if dared Salem to what if the entire movie?

what if i really have nothing interesting to say today?

what if i should really be doing an assignment?

what if it's due tomorrow and i haven't started?

what if that new degree game should be in the movie forum?

what if i'm just nit-picking it because i'm all sulky that there's an Eliza Dushku movie that i've never heard of?

what if i wonder if the citizens of survivor town hold annual challenges to see who will be voted out of the community?

what if that would be pretty funny to see?

what if maybe Salem could buy the highlights and let me watch?

what if it's all falling into place?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if last time i moved a fast moving thread that belonged in the movie forum, to the movie forum, it died in the ass.

What if, so this time, it's stayin' in general, because more ppl see it here?

What if i have never heard of it either?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if I'd be worried that the Texans might not take to our soil, if they were planted here?

what if i have a feeling we'd flourish?

what if there ain't gonna be no Texan bit-choppin' though so we won't be finding out?

what if Ame is always potentially devilish, regardless of post count?

what if i really do need to learn my fahrenhiet to celsius converstion?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
i fell into a Ring of Fire
i fell into a burning Ring of Fire
i went down, down, down
and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns
the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire

What if I need to buy some shorts?

What if heeeeeeeeeyoooooooooooot daaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaamn?

What if the universe explodes in two days' time as zoom and I meet in Texas?

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I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.

what if le had the lovely suggestion to have margartitas, chips and salsa waiting when we get back from picking up the Aussie contingency from the airport?

what if that would've been a great surprise, but i couldn't wait to spill it?

what if and guacamole too?

what if it's nice to have an awesome time to look forward to?

what if the ACL Music Fest is all the buzz in town these days?

what if http://www.aclfestival.com?

what if we're there?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
i fell into a Ring of Fire
i fell into a burning Ring of Fire
i went down, down, down
and the flames went higher
and it burns, burns, burns
the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire

What if I really have had a bad couple of days?

What if not your average run-of-the-mill-bad-day type days?

What if more like, pulling a family from an overturned vehicle that nearly missed you on it's way into the ditch in the pouring rain kind of days?

What if only to have the police run screaming at you to get in your truck and go because a tornado has landed and is headed right for you and the wreck with the family you have just helped free from the mangled remains of their vehicle?

What if after a 4 1/2 hour trip home soaking wet, you get home only to have to pack shit because your girlfriend is f***ing mental and has "ex" issues and 'needs some space' so you being the good little girl pack your crap and drive another 1 1/2 hours in the rain to your folks house (who are out of town) only to realize that the key you have DOESN'T WORK!!!!???!!!!

What if you call EVERYONE under the bloody sun leaving voice mail after voice mail hoping that at least one single individual will check their cell phone?

What if no such luck, so after sitting in your parents driveway for over 2 hours praying for them to call and tell you where the extra key is hidden you give up and drive back into town to spend $75 mother f***ing dollars on a room at the Holiday Inn Express with a view of the interstate?

What if after just over 3 hours of sleep you head to work, trying to think happy thoughts because the one and only benefit to the Hoiday Inn Hell is that your now only 18 miles from work rather than the normal 45 miles BUT your wonderful 18 miles turns in to an hour and your 20 mins late for work?

What if it's now been over 24 hours and I have yet to hear from my folks?

What if I'm past the point of pissed and I'm now starting to worry about them?

What if I can't even cry anymore?

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Anyone, caught in your mystery
Keep it angry
Keep it wispy
I've fallen down
Drunk on your juices
Turn my head
It's aimed at you

What if that is one crap-ass couple of days?

What if I hope your folks are well?

What if and the crash family also?

--What if I wonder whether editing is an obsession or a compulsion?

--What if I edited again to say I'm going with compulsion?

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Beg to differ, little lady.

what if i'd give shawn a hug if i could?

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tonight lives forever in my dreams

quote:

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Originally posted by Tam:
what if i'd give _shawn_ a hug if i could?

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What if me too?

What if and now Shawn has to post back in here with an update cause i'm worried about her folks?

What if cause they're nice?

What if and so what about the tornado, did it touch down?

What if tornadoes intrigue me cause we don't have em here (well... rarely, at best)?

What if not so much intriquing for the OK, TX and other flat-stated scrollers, I imagine?

What if "flat-stated" made me giggle and I have no idea why?

What if perhaps cause I am overtired with major insomnia?

What if I try to go to sleep now-for the third time tonight?

What if I thought scrolling and what iffing would make my eyes tired?

What if nope, too much interesting stuff to read?

What if I already counted sheep, lit a lavender scented candle, drank herbal tea and even watched C-Span?

What if, oh well?

what if maybe Shawn was just having a nightmare?

what if one really shouldn't watch "Twister" so close to bed time?

what if, at least i hope Shawn was just having a nightmare because nobody deserves all that kinda crap in one single day?

what if i'm cold?

what if those meeting in texas plan on having a spectacular time, but when they actually come face to face they'll probably end up watching xena videos in awkward silence?

what if maybe not, but that's what i'd do?

what if heh?

what if there's some creepy guy asking me about my undergarments on the internet?

what if ew and also o.O

what if the internet can really play host to some freaky-ass shnit?

what if, exhibit A?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if "exhibit A" refers to the scrolls, and not James Marsters?

what if, not that he wouldn't get up to some freaky-ass shnit, i'm sure?

what if that's what i like to imagine anyway?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i changed my avatar?

what if...well...Salem changed (and created) my avatar?

what if, everyone, behold Madogis?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.