Everyone in here say "Hey"
Do you all know what it is today?
It is April Fools
We'll change all the rules
As long as this madness won't stay

April Fools jokes don't rank near the bottom
of the humor scale, cuz here we got 'em
the Subtexans i vexed
with changed titles in Subtext
they're looking for their threads, but they're not 'em

(ouch...)

Two lims in one and oh so much fun.

A little Easter ditty
Round a table we did sitty
Someone said, "that dingo ate my baby"
Another replied, "Xena is that baby, and oh what a lady."
My Zoom sighed,"I can't believe this shitty".

Still another replied with glee
There are no dingos in New Z
To this my Zoom did gasp
Was it too much to ask
Drunks, fools and friends discussing Xena with authority

just a quick one, the hour is late
i sit laughing at the rhymes of my mate
she's gone off, i do fear
or else one thing is clear:
drunken party talk's hard to translate

[ April 03, 2002, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: aunt pearl ]

Though limming is like a disease
You cannot catch it from a sneeze
There is but one rule
To make your posts cool
Only ONE limerick for each, please

am i not hip to how things should go?
and do i not know my friend Argeaux?
ms. 'erector, i predicted
of double-limming you'd be convicted
so now all i'm saying is "I TOLD YOU SO!"

You pesky rule makers of the world
Restricting rhymes and rhythms I might unfurl
What fun is there in ruling?
Bad girls have more fun - no fooling.
You high priestesses might give it a whirl.

le, don't you be fooled
and in this small secret be schooled
it can't be denied
so just take it in stride:
tis much more fun to be the rulers than the ruled

Better to be ruler than ruled you say
Yet Xena would would split your head for display
No man or woman her superior
To Zeus or Hera she would flash her anterior
For rulers gradually sour as the peons disobey

[ April 04, 2002, 09:46 AM: Message edited by: lesbianerector ]

I feel set upon, yes I dooooo
Now I must contend with you two
There is one thing for it
I'll be back in a bit
With Ares, my help in a stew

McBargy, it will surely not be
that you stand against le and me
Clan alliegence does abide
in this i'll be on your side
we can't let her talk Xena to us now, can we???

'Tis true, the Clan must stick together
Because we are birds of a feather
We rhyme and we drink
And we do sometimes think
Yes, even when under the weather

some things, eye-to-eye, we won't see on
but there is something i just have to key on
i may be one of the fools
who enforce the Scrolls rules
but at least i'm not a disobedient peon.

Is it me to whom you refer?
Or is it *points at le* her?
Is it sides we are choosing?
These rhymes are confusing
More straight forward talk I'd prefer

the sides seems to change rhyme-to-rhyme
but i was addressing le this time
so don't you be caught snoozing
cuz it's getting quite confusing
and in cyber-space we can't resort to mime.

Klan of the Limming Sometimes Thinking Mods
Why must our rhymes be at odds
True I am a surly peon,
who did not attend the con
Yet limming isn't just fodder for you sods.

Sometimes my rhymes please me
While others don't flow as free
In this home I share
To the Limerick Queen I don't compare
Though we both rhyme with glee

Fiesty Oz and Klan Proud of It too
These silly rhymes have made me goo
Though my chores and errands await
I search for rhymes for heavens sake
Have I become trapped in the rhyming web by you?

[ April 05, 2002, 08:55 PM: Message edited by: lesbianerector ]

I admit that it was not my plan
To get you ensnared by the Clan
But rhymes are addictive
The cure's not prescriptive
So just do the best that you can

I must admit I did chuckle
My knees underneath me did buckle
At zoomy's cool rhyme
About having to mime
To stop I just chewed on my knuckle

There was a young filly from Oz
Who loved her country 'just because'
She felt weak at the knees
Talking about the birds and the bees
And gab bashers she'll punch in the schnoz

It's been such a while since I have limmed
But this thread doesn't seemed to have thinned
Without me around
To leap and to bound
And I see without me you've all sinned

My rhyming is coming in bursts
I'll do this one about Michael Hurst
He's better than gabrielle
And he doesn't even smell
And talking of sidekicks.. he was first

I really miss Kevin alot
And not just cause he's so hot
Everwhere you read says he was a nice man
Always so kind to the fan(s)
For me he'll never be forgot