Stace.. BOY have i missed you alot
And no not just cause you're hot
So sad about you car
And that it didn't get you too far
You sexy aussie Xena Zealot

Stace, welcome back to your home
It's so good to read your lim poem
Don't you stay away
For even a day
Or else my mouth will start to foam

I've been on my butt for five days
School and work have had many delays
But then came Argeaux
Who said to me "give limericking a GO!"
So i'm here to see if it pays!

You guys are great for making me feel so missed
If within reach you would all have been kissed
Its a busy time for me
But I'll take breaks to see
Scrollers with threads of who's happy or whos pissed

I'm eating "gogurt" with a spoon
It has put me over the moon
An apricot treat
Which is hard to beat
But it will be all gone real soon

You rhyme not for profit, but fun
You just can't stop, once you've begun
It gets in your blood
And makes your heart thud
No-one can only write one!

my limericking i sorely have missed
so let me get right to the gist
i've been so damn busy
and my mind's gone all frizzy
and i spent my off time getting pissed

Yes, we've all gone rather slow
Almost gave the thread the old heave ho
But sloy and surely it's coming back
To show we're not just a limerick hack
And if anyone doesn't like it, they can just BLOW

If we're gonna start rhyming again
We must bash Scabby too, now and then
That's what this thread's for
It isn't a chore
Hay gals, can I get an "Amen"!?

Man, I´ve gotta be a daft little chick
Cause I thought Gab was everyone´s fave sidekick
I visit the scrolls and find this bash
People badmouthing Gabs like she was a rash
Well, I don´t mind. Poke her with a stick!

in Between the Lines, when she was taking her licks
Alti snapped Gabrielles staff into sticks
but i'm sorry to speak
that the very next week
in The Way, on the staff Gab had made a quick fix.

[ September 27, 2001: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

Ephiny was no half-hearted giver
when to Gabby her staff she'd deliver
but Gabrielle's act was so rash
that i makes me want to bash
i can't believe she threw that staff in the river!

You know, I just went all a-quiver
Up my spine I can feel a strong shiver
I had the best thought
Of a very fun sort
Why don't we throw GABS in the river?

just cuz i speak with a (sub)Texan drawl
and say things like "fixin' to" & "y'all"
doesn't mean i can't occasionally bash
the way a fellow Texan makes her cash
it's okay, ROC--every once in a while we all drop the ball...

Ah, a little gab-bashing never goes astray
And in this thread you'll find a great array
Of slander and abuse
For that little excuse
Of a bard who always has something annoying to say

I've missed my nightly wine and rhyme
This time of the day is simply sublime
All peaceful and rested
Although my patience's being tested
By someone wanting dinner cause he thinks its time

Stace, tell your hungry elf
to put his hunger demands on a shelf
say it's your limming time
you're submerged in meter & rhyme
and he can cook his own dinner himself!

I think Stace's man will get thinner
If he waits for her to make dinner
She's busy, instead
With the rhymes in her head
She's writing a lim that's a winner

What can I say! I'm pissed as a newt
Saturday arvo and I'm feeling beaut
Stupid AFL
What a dumb sport
That doesn't rhyme but it who cares cause I'm cute!

We have a house guest this long weekend
So me, the man and him are on a bend
Some beer for them you see
Some yummy red wine for me
But with footy I don't know how much longer I can contend

Oh where oh where are my Aussie girls
With their laidback attitudes and long curls
My Argy and Ame
Who are far from lame
And keep me from spinning and dancing in whirls

It's not suprising at all
How many scrollers have gotten 'The Call'
To Bash Gabrielle day and night
And those Gabworshippers to fight
Heck, for the love of Xena, I'll be in a brawl

Gee, I missed Stace acting like a goose
I suppose she was also acting quite loose
She's quite the hussy you see
Just like Argy and me
We need to have a piss up together in a caboose

I'm one of those fun Aussie girls
But my hair does NOT have no curls
Much to my sorrow
I'll watch footy tomorrow
And THEN I'll watch while our Stace hurls

[ September 29, 2001: Message edited by: Argeaux ]

My brain is feeling like cotton
My limericks have gone rotten
I just can't spell
Oh bloody hell!
I had a rhyme, that I've forgotten

[ September 29, 2001: Message edited by: Argeaux ]