I think it is simply great
Now that we have made page eight
It was quite a task
Now all that I ask
Is that most of you will say "Maaaaate!"

so now i'm starting to wonder
(someone correct me if i've made a blunder)
while i think it just great
am i now the only mate
that lims but doesn't reside down under?

ScullyFields was limming here
So was Sara, although now I fear
They've both gone away
Still, zoom's here to stay
So she is our mate, is that clear?

i'm happy cuz it's football season
but of late, there's been nothing pleasin'
i'm down on my luck
cuz my Titans suck
and they can't seem to come up with the reason.

Now I am feeling depressed
I have not been so distressed
My team is losing
They're copping a brusing
I've never felt quite this stressed

Oh no, I haven´t left this thread
I still want little Scabby dead
But the prob is there´s too little bashin´
People are rhyming in a friendly fashion
Let´s cut the nice talk and bash Gab instead!

What is it with that gab-chick and rivers?
In it she throws staffs and kids she delivers
If Gab gets her way
She´ll drown Xena one day
The thought of it gives me the shivers

Xena will never be drowned
She's too cool for that, I have found
With all of her tricks
Like punching and kicks
She'll knock Scabby into the ground

Its true I really was quite happy and loose
Unfortunately I looked like a real goose
I blame the wine
It was quite fine
But I realise it isn't much of an excuse

quote:

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Originally posted by Aussie Pie:

You sexy aussie Xena Zealot

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I've been trying to think of a new name
Since changing it is quite a fun game
So I've taken this quote
Which Ame called this old goat
And happily use it so it brings me fame

the name game is definitely fun
but i think for me its course may be run
i just work up a sweat
trying not to forget
what my name was before the game had begun!

I like playing with my name
Not once has it been the same
I change it every few days
Some of tehm, in my memory, a haze
But never just plain Ame

For a while my name will stay the same
So I will not join in your game
I just can't be f***ed
My last name change sucked
All that it brought me was shame

I'm with my Aussie mate
I've been keeping the same name as of late
All it brought me was grief
And nothing sweet
So I think I'll keep it up at this rate

*cough* Sorry, I'm rusty.

McKillin is back in the Clan
So now I can hear her say "Man!"
I have missed her so
She's fun, dontcha know?
To get her back here was my plan

i snuck in here with but one limerick
and surely i have to try harder to stick
with this rhyming clan
who certainly have a plan
to destroy gabby the scabby sidekick.

Yes McBargy, McKillin is back
Gab bashin' worse 'n ever, ain't takin no flack!
I knew of your evil plan
To get me rhymin' back in the Clan
Just goes to show you are all that.

tomorrow o'zoom's going camping
through the New Mexico woods she'll be tramping
each day she'll sip more than twice her
sweet elixcir Jagermeister
to ensure her spirits meet with no damping

It's great now McKillin is back
Now she can pick up the slack
We're all rusty rhymers
But we are old timers
In the Clan McLimerick pack

What's that you say?
I think McBargy's had some bad hay
I'm the worst at slack
I think you all can attest to that
But I'm happy to limerick and play.

UGH, they just keep getting worse and worse!

I'm feeling tired and old
Because I am sick with a cold
I've rested today
Not come here to play
Now I just need my Ares to hold

My head is a-throbbing, it's sore
I'm not feeling well, that's fer sure
My nose is blocked too
I think I might have flu
Poor me, I can't take any more

There is one thing that gives me hope
And makes it a lil' easier to cope
I just think of Gabs
All covered in scabs
Coz I gave my cold to that dope

A Gabashing every day
Will help keep my sickness at bay
Brings a smile to my face
To put Scab in her place
Can all of my sisters say "Yay!"?

My puppy is fluffy and black
I like to pat him on the back
When it is dark
He just loves to bark
Which makes all our neighbours' minds crack