okay Shawn, don't be a weinie
or make me turn into a meanie
i believe it was you
who talked me into S2
write us a lim--one that isn't too teeny...

[ April 11, 2003, 07:08 AM: Message edited by: freak ]

Teeny! How dare you, ‘sir’?!
It makes my red blood stir.
To lim with insult
May reap a bad result
And cause a chakram to whir

put away the round killing thing, chum
and if you would, please give us some
lims for Season 2
(i started this for you...)
Remember Nothing is where you'll start from.

yet another day has seen dawn
and still no appearance of Shawn
perhaps what she should do
is return to limming in the loo
and we to a new challenge should move on

This was such a good show
Only Xena could know
To let the Fates decide
Who lived and who died
And tell that old fiancee to blow

Gabrielle, on the other hand
Still made a strong stand
She had become a slave
Again for Xena to save
Bondage of this type was not planned

you never know when TPTB are liable
to borrow a myth from the Bible
little David did tryeth
to slay great Goliath
knowing Xena helped makes the story more buyable.

For once in his life Joxer gets a head
It bears for Xena a message of dread
To soothe the savage beasties
And halt their orgy feasties
Gabby eats Xena in a manner ill bred

he caught up to them while one night they tarried
before we knew it, Gabrielle got married
poor Xena, she was shook
but the marriage never took
cuz when Callisto thrusted, Perdicus never parried

[ April 23, 2003, 07:21 AM: Message edited by: here comes trouble ]

It's time for attack of the Lucy clones
So more often we hear those dulcet tones
We see Diana again, and meet Meg
Who the guys really don't have to beg
And in all three Joxer wants to bury his bone

Are you blonde or brunette?
You’ve lost your looks I fret!
No longer tall and dark,
Now you screech not bark.
This is Ares' fault, I’d bet.

And suddenly the admired sight
falls back on love for eating fright
What Xena once ached to make undone
turned to black jokes on cruelest fun
How to escape the demon's luring flight?


The Xenatizer

"A Christmas Carol" TPTB repaint
about it i have no real complaint
Gab gave passers-by pious
her ass named Tobias
so obviously, Dickens it ain't

Oh that Mad Dog is crazy like a fox
She unearths the Scrolls from the rocks
Nasty villains she dodges
In cliffhanger hodgepodges
Her former life came as the greatest of shocks

Xena, in a blonde wig and gold skirt
enters a pageant a war to avert
the contest was in the bag
but a queen dressed in drag
took the prize without dishing the dirt.

Past demons descended on Xena's mind
as she fought a demon of a different kind
Slowly drifting to the last black gate
in past and present's struggle to beat fate
she learns that only giving up makes blind

pompous
The Xenatizer

no wait! she wants to go back!
all she needs is an ambrosial snack
in quest of the rejuvinating toddy
she enters Autolycus's body
and while there she gave Gabby a smack

the ambrosia plan went slighty awry
a new goddess wants to see Gabby die
i can still hear Velasca yell
i can smeeeeeell you, Gabrieeeeeeeeelle
Callisto's help is not that hard to justify

Such sexual tension produces
An abundance of excuses
A giant of a plan
A sassy frying pan
Can we cook with your juices?

one moment an idiot not-so-savant
the next moment dapper and gallant
Aphrodite's spell
involving a bell
rewatching ADITL is what i really want...

i'm rather less than eager
to once again lim of Meleager
the guilty verdict, Gabs did shun it
because it was Xena whodunnit
i apologize for a rhyme oh so meager

okay, so here's what i'm thinkin'
before this thread dies and starts stinkin'
let's finish up Season 2
then i'll tell you what i plan to do
(and no--it doesn't involve Jagermeister drinkin')

((well....i suppose it could.))

[ May 06, 2003, 07:26 AM: Message edited by: dark demon daughter of Dahok ]

One day Xena, blind and rather crabby
Forced a young hotshot to lead her to Gabby
Who was forced to marry a dead king
(but that wasn't really her thing)
At least the wardrobe wasn't too shabby

When Xena met Ulysses, he said Athena, who?
Twas the princess who saved him a time or two
Though his personality was lacking
Xena seemed to think him ripe for racking
Then felt guilty about Penelope, true blue

this one certainly won't leave you bored
as we meet the strange and horrible Hoard
Gabrielle we must not knock-a
cuz she figured out of "kaltaka"
and thankfully Xena managed not to get gored.