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what if my mum has an alarming amount of seekers records?

what if xc should come over and sing along to them all until he doesn't know what's what?

what if i get the feeling that xc doesn't know what's what at the best of times Razz?

what if he cleverly masks this fact with a whole bunch of backwards double talk to hurl us all into the constant state of confusion that he finds himself in each and everyday?

what if i'm just projecting my personal stragegies onto him, in an attempt to distract you all further?

what if i'm not the mastermind i appear to be?

what if nothing is what it appears to be?

what if it was a requirement that one had to be literally certafiable to what if at the scrolls?

what if what iffing became all the rage at mental health facilities accross the globe?

what if someone goes through all the what ifs and counts the amount of what ifs that are about what ifs?

what if someone just counts the amount of times someone says "what" or "if"?

what if i estimate somewhere in the millions, possibly billions by now?

what if hundreds of thousands at least?

what if, especially if the total of "what"s and the total of "if"s was to be totalled together?

what if i have a sudden urge for non-sepcific batter?

what if only half-cooked at that?

what if maybe with a fishy centre?

what if my speakers are going nuts?

what if they keep fading in and out?

what if my shuffle just did a very awsome thing?

what if it played 2 of my favourite something for kate songs in a row?

what if goooood shuffle Smile?

what if both songs have been on home and away?

what if this one though had it's first appearance last night?

what if they used it for jesse when he was sulking about leah?

what if i intend to use it in my movie for when someone attempts suicide?

what if i swear i just heard a wolf cry?

what if i think it may have been a car reversing up a slope?

what if i need to have my hearing checked?

what if my hearing is fine, it's my perception that needs fixing?

what if i get my perception tuned into everyone else's idea of what's going on in the world, and then one day i actually do hear a wolf, but i think it's just a car reversing up a hill?

what if they found my body the very next day?

what if work with it?

what if i think i already have cabbin fever?

what if i was moved to suddenly from 4 roommates to no one at all?

what if i'm listening to u2 for the first time in months?

what if it was a smart choice to bring this cd with me on my travels?

what if i follow no concept of linear thought?

what if the agean sea was named after king ageas who threw himself in to drown?

what if the icarian sea has the same connotation?

what if, but that was an accident, due to the disobeying of the father figure?

what if i still haven't seen troy?

what if i probably wont see it at all?

what if it talks better than it can walk?

what if the exact opposite is the truth?

what if i don't know enough about troy to be offended by inaccuracies?

what if i think i can hear people on my walkway?

what if there being too many leaves upsets them and turns them away?

what if considering i neither have leaves or a propper walkway, this scenario is unlikely?

what if i like this song and intend to imploy it also?

what if people must work for my afections?

what if i should be writing or watching yugi or not ignoring salem?

what if yes...shoould?

what if there's something in my eye?

~what if new page - i sure do rock today Smile?

~what if yeah, rock like a fox!?

~what if..that makes no sense o.o?

~what if, my point being....?


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what if wonder if my controversial challenge still stands...?

what if one page, no funny business?

what if choose to ignore it - it's not an official rule or nothin', but if you are the fisrt to falter than we'll all know o_o?

what if i haven't taken my crazy pills yet?

what if probably because i've never been issued with any such pills?

what if it's funny that i use the word "issue"?

what if it's not and i just think that it is?

what if that's a side effect of the lack of pills?

what if i should get some tranquilisers before attempting to watch HP3?

what if *can be seen being escorted from the movie theatre in a dazed and hysterical state*?

what if "it was the butterfly i tell you! the butterfly!!"@_o?

what if...about those pills...?


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what if i get the feeling that xc doesn't know what's what at the best of times Razz?



What if xc never knows what's what or what's if?

What if 'I see dead what if's'?

What if a Catholic, a Protestant, a Jew and a what if thread walk into a bar and the bartender says-

Uh, what if I forgot the punch line to above joke?

What if 'I like the smell of what if posts in the morning'?

What if, man, oh what if there's like a universe inside a what if thread, dude, and in each post, man, there's like a bunch of tiny universes and dude what if we're in one of those posts in a 'what if' universe man oh blows your mind dude uh huh uh huh?

What if what came first- the 'what' or the 'if'?

What if what if spelled backwards- 'fit ah w' is an ancient Incan curse which if said 3 times turns the speaker into...xenacrazed!?!?

What if 'we're not in the what if thread anymore, Toto'?

What if Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off the what if thread!?

What if Paris Hilton makes a X-rated 'what if' video?

What if 'what if' has been typed soooo many times now that we should be allowed to started shortening it to 'wa f'?

What if on one side of my tombstone they inscribe- 'what if here rests xenacrazed'- and what if on the other side is inscribed-
'what if there is no xenacrazed'?

What if 'frankly my dear, I don't give a what if'?

What if 'I have many what if's'?

What if I OD'd on what if's?

What if i make 'what if's in my vegetable soup?

What if what if'n has made a vegetable outta me?

What if Willie Nelson sang 'Mama don't let your babies grow up to be what if'ers'?

But what if Joan Jett sang 'I Love What'n'If'?

What if edited cuz I can't tell my whats from my ifs anymore?

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what if salem's post count is 1234?

what if this means he can never post again, lest he spoil this perfection - this miricle amoung posts?

what if i'm forced to do all his posting from now on to preserve it?

what if, until my post count reaches 1234, then it's all over for both of us?

what if we have to go on the road with a travelling freak-show, as the two-headed creature that can no longer post?

what if ugly children poke at us with pointy sticks?

what if i go crazy and rip the sticks away from the ugly children, along with their chubby little arms?

what if, with the sticks and arms, salem and i fashion a crude ladder and are able to climb out the top of our cage?

what if we cry "freedom! horrible horrible freedom!" as we leap down from the top of the bars?

what if we use the ugly, chubby, armless children to break our fall and then run off into the sun set, screaming for no apparent reason?

what if, in conclusion, salem's post count is 1234?

what if, neat huh Smile?


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What if this is a cool thread I have never been in before, but I might come back, because the people in it, seem complex, and disturbed, and I like that in a person?


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what if i hate mirium, my parents, rove and playschool?

what if the four don't seeem connected, but oh they really are?

what if, now let's never speak of it again?

what if mum tells me that HP3 is no longer M-rated?

what if she claims it's G?

what if i'm still sure to be traumatised?

what if, speaking of traumatised, i watched home and away tonight?

what if it was pretty weak, but it was almost all about robbie, kim, and tash?

what if i've said it before and i'll say it again: the three of them need their own spin-off?

what if there was no blood shed and i feel very invalidated by that?

what if robbie was being all sweet and sensitive though, so i guess that was good?

what if i still would have preferred a dying confession of love between him and kim though?

what if i watched yugi after it to satisfy my lust for sexual tension?

what if there was an episode that i had never seen, and it was rife with such things?

what if yugi?

what if yami?

what if them alone in a bedroom, holding each others' hands and starring deeply into each others' eyes?

what if yugi crying at the thought of ever losing yami?

what if "fate brought us together"?

what if, nothin' sus -.o?

what if oops, i just broke my own rule about no funny business?

what if, well i guess we all know who the real nympho is around here blush?

what if ah well, i tried Smile?


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what if it's just been brought to my attention that me and xc are the only regulars to have posted on this page?

what if i wonder if this is a coincidence, or if everyone is just avoiding said page because they weren't up to the challenge??

what if me cracking first means nothing?

what if it only means that i'm impure when compared to xc?

what if say, oh i don't know, AME posted, i think things may have worked out a little differently?

what if i'm a curious teen - i'm supposed to behave like this - what's everyone else's excuse?????

what if i defend my morality in vain Frown?

what if *curses the handsome devils that plague my thoughts*?

what if *doesn't stop thinking about them though...*Razz?

what if "mirium is pregnant...with rove's child"?

what if, the things you learn?

what if good night, sleep tight (by which i mean, remember to tighten the ropes which hold your matress together so that the matress remains firm and comfortable throughout you rest)?

what if don't let the bed bugs bite (...that's one's kind of self-explainatory) - see ya Smile?

~what if people need to stop changing their names - the slower-witted among us can't keep up at all Frown?

~what if i just thought i'd mention that...*forgets how to breathe and type at the same time*...uh ohFrown?


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what if Ame gets mad cuz you don't think she's a regular?

what if she changes her name to Irregular?

what if ?

what if i don't know why?


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What if Godzilla were real?

What if Godzilla regularily stomped his way wherever he wanted to through Japan?

What if Japan issued Godzilla Watches & Godzilla Warnings like the weather bureau issues weather watches & warnings?

What if the Japanese could buy Godzilla damage insurance?

What if GW said Godzilla was a weapon of mass destruction and declared war on Japan?

What if then Godzilla then made a bbq'd GW burger?

What if Godzilla gave part of the bbq'd GW burger to Rodan & Mothra?

What if Godzilla married J-Lo?

What if naw, Godzilla can do better than J-Lo?
 
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What if I think xc already broke Mad's challenge?

What if that just opens the floodgates?

What if I listened to Triple J for a while again?

What if I also listened to some radio station in Dublin, Ireland?

What if I couldn't get a consistent stream on my Seattle station?

What if that was irritating?

What if I could kind of see why Ame doesn't like Triple J?

What if the the Middawn DJ was somewhat irritating?

What if overnight jocks should know better?

What if I got paid by a client?

What if "WEEE!!!"?

What if there's my phone bill payment?

What if rent too?

What if that doesn't leave much?

What if it's raining outside again?





 
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what if the slower witted among us use never-changing signs like sig pics and sig lines to identify those among us who are frequent name-changers?

what if the slower witted are not so much slow-witted as lazy?

what if it takes one to know one?


WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

sometimes, you just have to say 'what the f...'

 
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What if I think _xc_ already broke _Mad's_ challenge?



What if Madness is no challenge for me?

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Originally posted by Smirk Morgan:
What if overnight jocks should know better?



What if overnight jocks stayed in the hamper with other dirty clothes?

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what if the slower witted are not so much slow-witted as lazy?



What if I reply to this...soon...not now but soon?
 
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What if i don;t usually change everything all at once, including my location, but I wanted to confuddle people?

What if, well, i seem to have succeeded?

What if, that's ok, i can undertsand how people wouldn;t see me as a regular of this thread, let alone the whole scrolls?

What if i have only been scrolling for 3 and a half weeks?

What if, but i feel very much at home, and feel like I have known some of you people for years?

What if, it's a strange yet satisfying feeling?


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What if to simplicity of it all, is what is making all the confusion?

What if i enjoyed Shawn's comment in the RR thread to a certain dickwad, who shall rename nameless?

What if I hope Brucy appreciates I didn't mention his name?

What if *blink*?

What if I better go do what i came home to do?

What if Goodie............... Goodie Goodie Yum Yum?


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what if it's just been brought to my attention that me and xc are the only regulars to have posted on this page?



What if xc is just a regular fool not a regular scroller?

What if maybe you meant xc is a reggae cur not a regular?

What if mon I is no liked in Jamaica so I is a reggae cur?

What if no matter how much I love the reggae music I'll still always be a reggae cur?

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Originally posted by Waiting for Seasons 4, 5 and 6.:

What if i have only been scrolling for 3 and a half weeks?

What if, but i feel very much at home, and feel like I have known some of you people for years?

What if, it's a strange yet satisfying feeling?


What if YAY! 3 & 1/2 weeks, we both came back at the same time!?

What if everything gives me strange feelings though?

What if two more days til my first month back?

What if my scrolls green card expires then?

What if it was fun while it lasted? (It was!)

What if anyone finds some car keys ledged between the subforums, they're mine & I need 'em, please?
 
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What if i enjoyed Shawn's comment in the RR thread to a certain dickwad, who shall rename nameless?

What if the Dickwad did too..???


What if I hope Brucy appreciates I didn't mention his name?


What if aforementioned Dickwad knows More about what was happening in HIS country,when you were in Diapers, than you do..???Hmmmmm..???Razz

What if another thing Brucy suffers from is an over abundance of speakin the truth at awkward moments...??

What if Brucy edits to say he Never Appreciates Nuffin..????YaY!

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What if I thought Brucy would appreciate the sarcasm, but I assume he didn't?

What if i don;t now, or don;t care to know too much about any American President, past, present or future?

What if I have no idea whether the majority of the country even liked him or not, i only started the thread because I thought people might not know?

What if and maybe the occasional person might have given a shit?

What if it must have been sad for someone, therefore my thread was not in vain?

What if I'm still in diapers?


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What if Brucy Dont Like the little tattle-tale message sayin he sneaked in at such & such a time to edit his messages & stuff..??


What if Brucy imagines hes like a secret-edit-agent....whos covers being blown by ratty little tattletale..???

What if Brucy is about as far from a James Bond as you can get & still remain in the same Species..???

What if xc mentioned what if there was a Godzilla..??

what if XenaCraSed remembers Linxi's big sister .. Godzilla..& reconsiders that comment???

What if he doesnt dignify this with a response..???

What if I go change MY login title to something NO ONE will ever guess is me..??




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What if Im in Disguise & you, Yeah YOU, readin this have no idea who I am..??


What if Im postin this to see if my new name appears properly so I can FOOL YOU ALL!!!!

What if Im really afraid people readin this will think Big Jim Jag has returned..???




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What if the Smart ass software went back & altered my name in ALL the posts Ive made since who knows when so Ive now been postin as S D-H R for like ever..?/

What if I met a cute young lady who needs my 'Specialness' really badly..But Im not sure if she realises it yet..???




Why is it easier to fool the masses than it is to convince them that they have been fooled...?
 
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What if I thought Brucy would appreciate the sarcasm, but I assume he didn't?

What if I suspected as much but parts of my Brain are as Slow as Ronny's..????



What if I'm still in diapers?


What if that would work on Ulrich better than it does on me...???????Heehee




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What if.Poor Ame, theres nothing to do but read posts written by a Squealing Dung-Hil Rat...??


WHat if thats way too hard for me to have to write as a login name every day..SO Im glad I dont Hafta..???

WHat if NO ONE has figured out who I really Am..??

What if I give em a Clue..??


What if Im a tired old cranky miserable curmudgeon of a Scroller whos been at Scrolls longer than 95% of the rest of ya..???

What if thats about my only claim to fame..??

What if that suits me just fine..???

What if OOOOooooOOOO ...closin in on 400 posts..???? Big Grin
 
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What if ,try as hard as I may to be funny, Im only a pale imitation of XencraSed..?????


Wghat if its 4 :12 am soI now have less than 12 hours to take val to see Hidalgo & Cold Mountain at the movies tommorow..??

What if thats lotsa time ..except I need to sleep, eat twice, polish my White Gold tooth * at least rinse my Pits before I go..??

what if that sounds like an Impossibly full schedule for a guy like me..???

What if an approiate avatar for me would be a sleepin snail whos run out of slime to move on..??

What if that doesnt QUITE make sense ..so I'll just leave it like that ..??? Razz

What if .. I just leave this one Hangin..?????

What if that made me thinkin of Ame sittin at her computer eatin Bon-Bons & sayin..
"Hey Bruce..How they Hangin"..???

What if its late & I just leave it at that ,then..???




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What if I have never sat at the comp eating bon bons?

What if the 'how the hanging' creates an image i really really would like to go away?

What if, in actual fact Brucy, i don;t think Ulrich gives a shit about stuff like that i he can find no time to email me even once in like 4 months?

What if we need some new male scrollers that i can flirt with?

What if until they see my pic on the pic page and go running thr other way?

What if it would help if Alan's wasn;t the first pic people see when they go to the pic page?

What if i looka likea man?

What if, no really, i do?

What if HP3 comes out here tomorrow?

What if, i really wanna go see it tomorrow too?

What if, i'll try and work it out so i can?


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What if my post count is ruined forever?

What if until I reach 2345 that is?

What if imagine 12345?

What if the Prisoner of Azkaban opens here tomorrow!?

What if yay!?

What if I skip work to go see it?

What if, if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in monday?

What if, woohoo, 4 day weekend!?

What if that quote doesn't work for me at all?

What if I already have a 4 day weekend?

What if I saw the GBA PoA game the other day?

What if and the PS2 and Xbox one?

What if surprise surprise this country doesn't have the GC one yet?

What if this is going to be just like bloody Sonic Heroes?

What if the Gamecube is doint so badly here that the president of Nintendo is coming?

What if I'd be frightened if I worked for Nintendo Australia?

What if I want Pokèmon Leaf Green right now?

What if and Colosseum?

What if Pokèmon Box would be neat to have, but that probably won't come to Australia?

What if, although it is available in Europe now and is coming soon to the US?

What if Nintendo Australia did another thing like with the Zelda Collectors Edition disc?

What if they include a send away thing with Pokèmon Colosseum?

What if they won't though?

What if the Nintendo President makes them?

What if Home & Away is on?

What if it's going to be a Dani and Leah heavy episode?

What if Madogis will be happy?

What if I wish Ettalong had PoA tomorrow?

What if it would make everything much easier?

What if it is and the mean movie people lied to keep it to themselves?

What if everything is happening at once?

What if i'm all flustered?

What if I wasn't?

What if this Home & Away has had a lot of Jesse and Noah?

What if that makes Maddie a little bit happy?

What if this would be much better if the Jesse in this wasn't a he, and was instead Jessie of Team Rocket?

What if that'd be so cool?

What if she just stood around shouting at people?

What if *drifts of into daydream land*?


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