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What if i want to join the church also.

What if, can i be a topless can can dancer on bingo nights?


what if it's funny you should ask, because instead of a church choir, we have a weekly topless can-can!

what if i nominate Ame for Topless Can-can Director?

what if we have strip poker night instead of bingo night?

what if i see church attendance going up up up?

what if i volunteer for Youth Corruption Minister?

what if i think i need to spend some time writing hymns?


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are you sitting on the soap?

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what if the problem with strip poker is you never know if you are winning or losing when you are winning or losing?

What if there are no losers in strip poker?

What if there are only losers in strip poker?

What if I wonder if people would feel like winners if I was the loser?

What if I wonder if they'd all feel like losers if the hands didn't go my way?

What if with the right beer, everyone's a winner?

What if woo hoo! 700!





 
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What if hooray, the torture is done? Big Grin

What if alas, it was done at 5:00 am, but it got done nonetheless?

What if it's kinda freaky to go to sleep when you realize you would otherwise be waking up at that time in the morning for work (if it was a workday)?

What if although it made me realize I wouldn't be able to pull an all-nighter before going to work at 3 or 4 in the morning the night we'll be doing annual inventory at work?

What if unless they want a loopy Keri? Wink

What if thanks again, Sara, really?

What if and lol, yes, they're freaks? Wink

What if thanks, Kate, it was pretty overwhelming, but it's nice to breathe again?

What if lol, so if the Stalker Girl was cute, you'd be all up in the stalker-ish tendencies, huh?

What if I actually went to see HP3 again instead of Saved?

What if because of circumstances I could not control, but it was nice to see a second time?

What if Ame's contribution sounds very intriguing indeed?

What if lol, strip poker night, huh?

What if I second the nomination for zoom to be the Youth Corruption Minister?

What if it's nice to not have to do anything for once?

What if eh, although, there are a couple of emails I could write?

What if I'm kick back girl though?

What if Speech how I do not miss thee?

What if I'm conveniently leaving out the part where I'll have to perform these speeches soon, but still? Razz

What if shutting up now?
 
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What if lol, so if the Stalker Girl was cute, you'd be all up in the stalker-ish tendencies, huh?


What if, naaaa, kidding?Big Grin

What if cuz even if she looked like Angelina Jolie she'd still be a turn off cuz stalker stuff is just ewwwww?WinkBig Grin hehe

What if she is actually kinda pretty but still--naaa?

What if I too saw HP3 today again?

What if it was for the fourth time?

What if Alan Rickman is really starting to intrigue me?

What if Rupert Grint was much better this time than in the first few times i saw this movie?

What if Daniel Radcliffe is just stellar?

What if Emma Watson is gonna be a major babe when she grows up?

What if they all will be?

What if hey zoom, that sounds awesome can i write some hymns too?

What if this church grows and grows and eventually takes over the entire Church?

What if lol hehe?Big Grin

What if going now, see ya tomorrow?Big Grin


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if Alan Rickman is really starting to intrigue me?


what if i have two words for you: "dog-ma"?

what if, ok so it's one word but still - go see it - NOW!?

what if "galaxy quest" aint bad from memory either?

what if i thank kate and brucy for the helpfullness during the recent psychotic episode Razz?

what if big hugs all round?

what if i'm feeling much better now anyways and have put my various ailments and addictions on hold?

what if i tried to post this yesterday, but my what if was eaten Frown?

what if i was too scared to try again sooner?

what if better late than never?

what if i'd say i'd like to get involved in this church, but i don't know what i'd do?

what if perhaps i can be at the bar, handing out the sacrificial cocktails?

what if...what, don't all churches have bars these days??

what if i had a dream that i cut off my cat's tail by accident?

what if it didn't hurt her, but it looked really weird, like a fluffy little nub?

what she tried to eat my rat today?

what if i foiled her attempts?

what if i think she's outside somewhere now?

what if...unless that's what she wants me to think o.o?

what if i've tallied up all my story writings so far and i have 13,537 words?

what if, not that they're in any logical sequence?

what if there's less than 3 weeks till i go back to uni?

what if i don't want to think about it *shudder*?

what if i have to remember to buy a new discman or i'll die?

what if, no really, i'll die?

what if maybe not today, maybe not tommorrow, but soon and for the rest of my life?

what if i dreamed that robbie was my boyfriend and tash was my best friend Razz?

what if no, i wasn't kim, i was all me baby Razz?

what if i got sent out of class for drinking tomato juice from a litre box (litre, not "litter" - just felt i should make that clear)?

what if drag?

what if "the scientist" is such a nice song (i just thought i'd mention it since it's playing)?

what if i'm getting hungry again though, where's that giant juice box when you need it?

what if, heh, robbie was my boyfriend Smile?

what if Big Grin?


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What if my back and legs are really sore?

What if I'm going to have to walk around on my arms?

What if I snap my feet toegtehr while they're in the air in a menacing way?

What if I wish to see HP3 again?

What if I probably won't until it's on DVD though? Frown

What if I was thinking about The Vicar of Dibley all day today?

What if I was thinking David Horton would've made a good Barty Crouch?

What if not that I'm unhappy with the casting, I was just thinking of Owen, which made me think of the show, which made me think of Horton?

What if it would be fun if all the cast members managed to claw their way into the movies?

What if I hope Dawn French is in the rest of the movies as the Fat Lady, even if it is only a brief glimpse?

What if Alice would've been a good Prof. Trelawney?

What if I hope she finds her way in somehow?

What if I had a VOD quote in my head?

What if from the episode where Dibley gets its own radio station?

What if it's something like this:
Jim: I've got a discussion for my radio program
Geraldine: Oh yes, what is it?
Jim: 'Is sex with ducks always wrong?'
Geraldine: ....right and you have someone to speak for both sides of that argument?
Owen: *putting thumbs behind suspenders* He certainly does.

What if eeeew hehe?

What if also, ducks may be wrong, but it is something like that?

What if I think I'm tired?

What if I think I'm hungry?

What if I think I'm cold?

What if I know I'm excited that there was conformation in Home & Away that Angie has an exact lookalike?

What if soon, my love?


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what if i have to go to the bathroom?

what if i don't want to get up until 9.30 though?

what if, why make 2 trips??

what if i had a really strange reaction to an angel episode today?

what if angel said he was still a vampire, and all i caould think was "what a ridiculous thing to say"?

what if the word "vampire" just seemed ridiculous?

what if it was like someone had just said to me "you know, none of this is real" and i believed them?

what if what a horrible turn of events?

what if i hope to get back to thinking in my usual groundless way very shortly?

what if, thinking like a normal human being...*shudder*?


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What if Sandra Sully was just unexpectedly sprung on me during Rove?

What if I wonder if Maddie had a heart attack at the mention of who will be on the show next week?


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what if HOLY SH*T!!!!!?

what if *hyperventillating on the verge of passing out*?

what if *insane fit of giggles*?

what if *dizzy..followed by nagging fear and doubt...shaking*?

what if...*deeeeeep breath* ......JAMES FRICKIN' MARSTERS IS GOING TO BE ON ROVE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

what if that means he'll be on my tv...that means he'll be in my country(maybe)...that means he'll be talking..and saying things..with words! *breathe..breathe..breathe..*?

what if *rocking back and forth* i can't feel my tongue O_O! *dribbles off the chair into an unstable puddle of goo - faith in vampire kind restored*?

what if, now if only we could lucy on the same week, and then they could sing "we can work it out" like we always dreamed...*regroups and starts a very important email to rove*?


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what if email sent?

what if i sent one to james as well?

what if, or at least i replied to the thing that got automatically sent to me when i signed up for his newsletter?

what if it's worth a shot anyway?

what if it's possible that i still have him on my msn list, even though that person claims not to be "the" james marsters *suspicious*?

what if they seem to be blocking me anyway, that or they've thrown their computer down a sewer somewhere?

what if that makes me think of "a river somewhere"?

what if that makes me think of tom gleisner and rob sitch?

what if that makes me wonder when the hell the panel is coming back?

what if probably never Frown?

what if i hold onto the fact that james marsters will be on rove next week Smile?

what if, if anybody needs a happy thought from now on, that one is the most powerful of all Smile?

what if still, my pokemon would be nice?

what if, ooh cartoons are on, see ya'll round *happy*Smile?

what if Big Grin?


(what if sidenote: i found a picture of gabrielle and one of lucious malfoy while looking up that pic - interesting, no o_O?

what if cartoons!!*runs*?)


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What if Salem Wrote:
What if not having to study and research and do homework was one of the reasons I didn't go to uni?


What if Brucy replied:

What if I had no plans or desires to go to College & won a full 5 year Scholarship ..
What if because of this I went with no goals no desire & no Idea what I wanted to be whenI 'grew up'

What if I hated it & dropped out in about 3 months & have seldom regretted it..??

what if all-in-all...with illness destrying my abilty to earn a living pretty much from 29 on I probably am ahead of the game Financially havin spent time in dead end jobs earning something to allow my Disabity Insurance be as high as it is..??

What if my younger brother went to college/uni after spending some time doing manual labor & just sort of got stuck being a student for ..umm say...20 years..with no real educational goals neither..

What if you could always go later if you wanted too..??

what if Im not recommending not continuing anyone's education..but i would hafta say its not for everyone .??
What if I dont mean actual brainpower-wise neither ..??
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What if Madogis wrote:

what if i thank kate and brucy for the helpfullness during the recent psychotic episode ?

What if YaY Im glad youre feelin better .??

What if stuff happens & I get feelin low occassionally too..??
 
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What if yay, I'm glad Maddie's feelin better too?

What if but feel free to scream anytime you want, I'm around?Smile

What if the bar idea for the church sounds great, I mean it's unconventional enough that Ame will do a can can dance for it!Big Grin

What if cool, dogma and galaxy quest , I'll check those out?Wink

What if, what the frig channel is Rove on, now you got me all curious as I enjoy James too?Big Grin

What if I do miss Lucy?Frown

What if i have Xena withdrawal?

What if I have big plans to get these speakers on my comp workin so i can play dvd's?

what if, cuz those 4 deleted scenes in Secret Window have me REAAAAALY intrigued?

What if i need to get back into my writing?

What if i do that today?

What if I'm jsut a big procrastinator?

What if oh well, procrastinatin is fun sometimes?Big Grin

What if I ask Tiki to borrow some more anime tapes so i can know what people are talkin about?Big Grin

What if cuz i'm curious?

What if I just lost my church job due to budget cuts?

What if this doesn't totally break my heart?(sundays freeeeeee, yes!)

What if the Leave Me Alone I dont wanna SMile church meets at midnite on saturdays?Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

What if then we party til 6am?

What if we all get the HP3 dvd when it comes out and arrange a time when we can all watch it together on our computers and then have a discussion afterwards on the scrolls?Big Grin

What if bring snacks and whiskey and wine?Big Grin

What if mmmmmmm?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if yay i found out what channel and when rove is on?

What if cool?Big Grin

What if i like the jk rowling site?

What if it's really interesting?

What if I can't wait for book six now that i know the title?

What if I'm chomping at the bit?

What if i hope something really wonderful happens to Harry in it?

What if cuz bloody hey, he deserves it???

What if Tiki told me she's not moving to philly but at least she's gonna get her driver's liscence?Smile

What if she lost fourteen pounds on Weight watchers?

What if awesome?

What if i lost 24?

What if c'mon c'mon, 140, come?

What if i hope it comes before summer ends?

What if bye for now, I'm going to sleep?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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what if i'm still hopped up on the promise of james Big Grin?

what if tuesday july 6th, 9.30, channel 10 if anyone else was wondering?

what if now i'm intrigued by the deleted scenes in secret window?

what if i wanna watch dogma right now, but i fear the quality of my old vhs now that i've seen it on dvd?

what if, and also, i'm here?

wht if i feel like shucking some clams, even though i'm not quite sure what that is?

what if, if it's good enough for jesus...?

what if it's probably best to ignore that?

what if "could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it"?

what if now you see what i've been living with?

what if i wish that someone would rea the entire bible to me while i just sit there, all spaced out and nodding?

what if i get a book on tape and listen to it while i what if?

what if that could cause all sorts of religious hulucinations and crazy talk?

what if, i'm half way there?

what if this does all make sense if you exist within my bizzare frame of reference, if not, i suggest you all get spaced out and nod?

what if i was sure i had a purpose today?


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what if i think one of those deleted scenes might be johnny slamming his head against a brick wall to try and relieve the writers block?

what if i'm right there with him - ARGH >.<!!?


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what if i've decided to let go of my beautiful sig?

what if, may god have mercy on us all Frown?


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what if i'm just checking that everything hasn't all gone to hell?

~what if, good good, carry on then?


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What if I interupt this thread to bring you a public service announcement?

What if I remember Madogis saying, a while back, that some of her Scroll posts were disappearing?

What if I just read something similar in one of Brucy Braless' threads?

What if other Scrollers post in this thread and let me know if any similar stuff has been happening to them?

What if you also let me know if it is still happening (especially Maddy and Brucy)?

What if I thank you from the bottom of my big beefy heart? Big Grin


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What if I would read the bible to Maddie if I could stop and make periodic comments?

What if I'm thinking of taking off by myself to see Fahrenheit 9/11 and/or Supersize Me?

What if Paco can watch the kids for one evening?

What if I get home at 11pm and they're drinking Bacardi and watching porn?

What if I had to go see what kind of alcohol we had so that last sentence would make sense?

What if I'm reading a book on punctuation and it's neat?

What if "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation" is the name of it?

What if heh?

--what if yes, I'm sure there are missing commas in this post, but I have not as yet finished the book?

--what if also some punctuation is left to artistic liberty?

--what if so shush?

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what if that hasn't happened to me yet argeaux, but thanks, I'll let you know if it does?Smile

What if lol, Maddie, I can almost see johnny doing that?

What if in a way i too am right there with him as my writing seems to not be as passionate as before?Frown

What if i had a really weird dream?

What if in the dream i was arguing with tiki?

What if it seemed very real?

What if I'm very glad to know that it was just a dream?Big Grin

What if i watch Benny and Joon today?

What if after that i go swimming?

What if i swim everyday? Will the weight fall off faster?(pleaaaaaase)

What if cya for now?


"Even when you're down and blue, just remember that someone out there loves you, even if you don't know it and even if you haven't yet met them. There's someone out there waiting for you, remember that and keep faith. You'll get there."
~~Johnny Depp.


 
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What if i wasn't online all last night, and no one what iffed about me *cries*?

What if, yay for thursday, charmed is on?

What if we have spent the last 6 weeks refinacing our house.. (changed banks, and borrowed a wee bit more to do some stuff)

What if we gotta the moola yesterday?

What if if looks tres cool seeing a bank balance of more than a few hundred dollars?

What if we are getting an air coniditioner (reverse cycle, so it will blow hot and cold)

What if we're paying the rest of my car off?

What if we are getting a pagola put on over the cement we laid out the back?

What if Mick wants a new tv and surround sound, but i think i mentioned that a few what ifs ago?

What if, a few thou on the credit card?

What if, and numerous other little things that will add up i am sure?

What if, oh, and timber blinds for the front 4 windows?


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What if I interupt this thread to bring you a public service announcement?

What if I remember _Madogis_ saying, a while back, that some of her Scroll posts were disappearing?

What if I just read something similar in one of _Brucy Braless'_ threads?

What if other Scrollers post in this thread and let me know if any similar stuff has been happening to them?

What if you also let me know if it is still happening (especially _Maddy_ and _Brucy_)?

What if I thank you from the bottom of my big beefy heart? Big Grin


What if on Sunday (me thinks), when xc clicked on reply, he got an error message that prevented him from entering any reply?

What if this error message thingy has happened a couple times before?

What if the only way xc could reply- at least on Sunday- was via the quick reply, yellow arrow thing?

What if xc forgot the exact message of the error message but he's pretty sure it started with "there is no"?

What if error message was being a smart aleck quoting xc's signature 'there is no-' right back at him?

What if other times, besides not being able to reply, there are times error messages pops up when picking an icon or post mood icon or even a 'this page not available' when posting?

What if it's just aol messing up stuff?

What if aol 'techs' (and i use that term laughingly), are saying to one another, "Can we possibly screw up aol anymore?"

what if the answer to above 'what if' is no.
 
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the prob I had was a 1 time thing,happened around the same time as Xc's & most of the inet was pretty dodgy here that day..
SO I think the difficulty was local internet interference not any Scroll glitch itself...

What occurred form e wasI wrote a deep & revealinmg reply to Heitie in a certain thread ..& sent it..
I usually open another window while im waiting for Dial up to post it..
& when I lookedin on the page the reply window was open & Blank...

AUGH..
I know it started to send but apparently was unable to...hasnt happened since...

It would appear the Xena gods do not Wish me to reveal my true self ,,, yet..LOL
 
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What if heitie wrote :

What if Paco can watch the kids for one evening?

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What if AHA this kinda studff is what caused me too .. presume too much..???

What if seems like kids a guy(?) named Paco..?

What if :sigh: I should know better than to Ever presume anything about a Xena fan.???

What if I get like Avis & try Harder ..???

Big Grin

What if on to post #700 WOO HOO!
 
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