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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if David Bowie is on Rove...TONIGHT!? What if as is Kath & Kim? What if Futurama is also on tonight!? What if what a night!? What if hooray for the Madogis avatar!? What if I'm home all alone? What if I hope no one comes here? What if, because I'm listening to a song from Bust A Groove? What if Kitty N's song? What if heh heh heh...? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i so had that somg in my head the other day? what if made me think of you and smile?  what if thanks for the avatar lil' buddy, it rocks my world? what if, and by the way, Madogis is mine - i own him and all his subsidiary rights? what if no copying? what if *warning glare*? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if yay! Madogis? What if it's starting to look again like we won't be getting the new episodes of Angel this year? What if the station that carries it from time to time has decided to be very aloof and not give out any programming information? What if you'd think they would have a more customer-friendly policy? What if one of my Sims became suicidal today? What if someone slapped her and then she wouldn't do anything, including call the trolley to go home? What if I should've let her expire out of spite but she has a cat to think of? What if The Sims 2 looks snappy? What if I watched "Chicago" this evening? What if I liked it? What if I've ordered a few things over the past month and they were all backordered so now I could get like 5 deliveries in one day? What if that'd be kinda neat? What if I have to stop ordering now because the bank is doing a roof inspection before they'll go any further and we know we won't pass? What if so we have to buy a pile of shingles and roof paper and I'll be keeping the coffee and sandwiches coming while the man redoes the entire roof? What if it's always something? What if it's not like I'm asking to be a millionaire and on the covers of magazines? What if that would suck, actually? What if I don't want to be recognized all the time? What if enough money to pay all my bills and some left for travel and the kids' education would be nice? What if I guess I should get off my ass then? What if my son said "ass" last night? What if he was telling his dad a thing he heard on that Futurama episode we saw the other day? What if it was about the face on Mars and how the ass of Mars is on the other side of the planet? What if it was funny but I almost passed out from my baby saying "ass"? What if I reminded him that it's a grown-up word and left it at that? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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| Scroll Nightmare |
what if i am in the middle of an online interview right now for a job at GCA - GameCube Advanced what if i am really nervous?  No Reason To Live But I Like It That Way. | |||
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Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if totally by chance I came across an online friend of mine at another message board thingy? What if said friend said they wouldn;t have much online access till 'don't know when' What if you then in turn on this message board, find they have been posting on a daily basis, including today for the last month or 2, or even more if i check back? What i other people tell me if i have the right to feel upset, hurt and angry? What if i have chatted to said person for over 5 years online and then bam nothing, due to i thought no access?? What if they haven't contacted any other people i know they used to talk to alot too for the same period so it wasn't just me (i assume) What if, well they never expected me to come across them at another (non xena) message bord, with all the message boards on the net.. What if  ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i wonder who ame is talking about? what if i don't remember what i dream very often? what if i was dreaming i was about to kiss jodie foster when the alarm woke me up this morning? what if alarm clocks suck? _____________________________ tonight lives forever in my dreams  | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if not to worry scrollers--i hugged Shawn for us all yesterday? what if and popped her a cold beer to boot? what if and other herbal remedies? what if and linguine bolognese for lunch? what if starve a cold, feed a heartache? what if i wish there was more i could do cuz it's hard to watch someone you care about have such a bad time? what if at least maybe a good night's sleep will make it all just a litle more managable? what if the final countdown to Aussie invasion has begun? what if looking around the room the Aussies be staying in, i have to laugh? what if at least all the painting is finished now and it's just down to clean-up and rearranging? what if i still haven't decided if the color in this room reminds me more of cappuchino, tobacco or leather? what if it's called 'toasted almond' but i don't think that really describes it? what if maybe it's the color of leather that cas been soaked with chewed tobacco in a cup of cappuchino? what if i just call it 'cappuchino'? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire | |||
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Scroll Stalker |
What if I was wrong and I can still cry? What in no work yet from my folks and it'n now making me sick? What if I've left wo many messages, even on the home phone in case they call? What if I haven't slept more than 3 or 4 hours in a night since last Thursday? What if the tornado did touch down, but missed us and the wreck by 'not much'? What if I'm supposed to go home tonight and that's all I've been wanting since Friday, but I don't know how things are going to work out? What if I think I'm about to break? What if I'm to the point that I just want A life back? What if I'm almost to the point that I don't care where said life is? What if Alaska is sounding good right about now? What if my friend David made me an offer to let me live with him and help me find a job? What if thinking about that makes me thing of Michelle Shocked and ANCHORAGE from Short Sharp Shocked? What if I probably know most of Michelle Shocked's songs, but don't have one of her CD's? What if I go buy The Texas Campfire Songs today, because now I'm ashamed I'm such a big fan and have nothing of hers? What if that helped distract me for a min? What if I'm very worried about my parents hauling ass through the Smokey Mountains on a Harley? What if they please check their voice mail and call they damn daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Shawn please lets us know when she hears from her folks? What if I just ordered 10 pairs of fingernail clippers from drugstore.com? What if no, not for defense purposes? What if I have a ragged nail issue right now and have searched my entire house for the dozen clippers I've bought in the past couple of years? What if nothing? What if and that's stupid because I had 3 just sitting around two days ago? What if I'm going with the emery board but under protest? What if now I have to find where I put the emery boards? What if I really need more cabinetry in my bathroom? What if by that I mean I need some cabinetry in my bathroom? What if after the roof, I guess? What if it bugs me when people ask me to check their breath? What if if you have to ask....? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I feel odd filing my nails while sitting here in my old t-shirt and torn jeans? What if I need a tight skirt and some gum? | |||
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| Scroll Guru |
What if ooh, I like Madogis' new avatar? What if I'm multi-tasking in Web Page Creation class again? What if my ear hurts, which probably means I slept on it all night? What if my other ear doesn't do this, only the pierced one? What if had an awful dream last night that my ears started bleeding as if my ear drums had burst, then my nose bled as well and my mouth decided to join in? What if it was unpleasant enough that I woke up and wandered around w/ a sore throat, stuffy nose, and sore leg? What if I had no idea why my leg hurt, but it doesn't any more?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I had a similar experience to the nail clipper one with tweezers last night? What if they kept popping up when i wasn't looking for them but were nowhere when I did? What if I bought a new pair on my way in to work today then found the old ones? What if IN MY PURSE at the cash register as I was paying for new tweezers!!? What if sometimes I am such a dork? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if heeheee? What if I specifically looked under my keyboard and all around my desk before ordering because that sort of thing's happened to me before? What if I searched the house so thoroughly that there must be a cache of grooming implements huddled someplace very remote like under a bookshelf or inside the hide-a-bed? What if I sit on the couch this evening and they all attack me? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if offically today I worked at my job for 4 years? What if today is also the last offical day for me being a teenage? What if wow this is a depressing day? What if to make things better I got to take home the LOTR display from work? What if it was smart of me to ask for it a week before the movie came out? What if someone had put a customers name on it? What if 2 bad i asked first? What if *VERY EVIL LAUGH*? What if .....? ----------------------------- Como e` bella ce` la luna brille e` strette strette como e` tutta bella a passeggiare Sotto il cielo di Roma 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i moved away from the gulf coast? what if there's a hurricane coming anyway? what if i can't win? _____________________________ tonight lives forever in my dreams | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if that stinks? What if batten down the hatches? What if I'd bet everyone says that in a hurricane situation? What if I like "we're in for a blow" better? What if we're supposed to get some of it all the way up here, but probably just some rain I guess? What if my ex-husband's school used to have days off for rain? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if i'd been meaning to post a hurricane related what if to [bTam[/b]? what if they're following you? what if i too suffer the mysterious clipper & tweezer vortex? what if i always misplace the good ones but dozens of lesser ones always surface to mock me? what if the bulk buying idea has merit? what if at first i thought Heitie was amassing an arsenol with her quantity purchase of clippers? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i'm a bad weather magnet? what if MI-5 is on in 20 minutes? what if i'm tired and i tape it? what if my gf would hurt me if i didn't tape it? what if i'm kidding? what if my sister finally has an apartment in england and therefore an address? what if it's about freakin' time? what if i cut my fingernails with the clippers on the shelf in the bathroom?  _____________________________ can we start over and just run away? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it was the lesser ones that I bought today? What if but not the least? What if any port in a storm? What if they still have that little filey, raspy thing? What if I found my pepper spray during the search so the clippers that aren't in circulation can rest in the stand-by armory, or "the linen closet" as I like to call it? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if it's quite hot here today for early spring? What if my mum has dozed off on the lounge, so Jess just jumped on her? What if it was rather amusing since for once I wasn;t the one being jumped on? What if I find a scroller to come live at my house and be my live in nanny, maid, chaffeur & masseuse *EG* What if, ok time to do some housework? What if i hope Shawn found her parents eventually? What if Lila's nail clippers come to life whilst she sleeps? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if my fingernails are of a normal human length and it depresses me? what if i've never been a clipper girl myself? what if emory boards can be tricky little bastards to find also, particulary when one's nails are less than adequitely maintained? what if why are people what iffing about dreams??? what if that's what the DREAM THREAD is for??? what if my avatar is the best avatar in all the worlds and at least one galaxy? what if maybe not to y'all, but that's as good as my own flesh and blood son sitting up in that little box? what if my actual human children are going to have a severe inferiority complex one day? what if "mummy never loved me, she only loved Madogis"? what if that's not true - i love all my characters? what if lets all prey i never have kids, for their sake? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if no one's anywhere in particular today? what if that's kinda crappy? what if i'm very very VERY bored right now? what if, eek! a message? what if that better not be that creepy guy from yesterday? what if nope, it's reej? what if she must be very bored also? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if the refresh button seems to have dissaperated from my internet window? what if i suspect that this is another zany scheme implimented by the evil uni overlords to ruin my life? what if first my access, now my refresh?? what if noooooooooooooo >.<!? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if i am beyond bored at this point? what if the internet is a sucky place to research ceramicists? what if unless you want to buy a peice of mass produced crap from a bunch on nameless faceless co-conspiritors? what if i better not knock it too hard, that's my future i'm talking about? what if depressing reality checks 'r' us? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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Ultimate Scroller |
What if FINALLY!? What if thank you thank you thank you God? What if yay I've got net in my room now? What if Oh *kisses computer* I always beleived we'd get back online, buddy? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.  | |||
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