what if sounds interesting?

what if goodness knows what the phrase "tickle a sleeping dragon" might be twisted into here?

what if goodness doesn't know?

what if it never has?

what if it's just been copying off of badness all this time?

what if goodness is just a low-down dirty fraud?

what if, at least we can still assume that heaven knows...or can we?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if gee i talk some crap?

what if...i need a snickers?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I wonder how many people at school thought I was insane when all I wrote for my final message in the year book was Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus?

What if like they didn't already think I was insane?

What if THEY are all insane, I mean, come one, saying I was the most organised?

What if what the hell is that about?

What if they knew me they'd know I was FAR from organised?

What if all they had to do was look at my FREAKING school books and see all the sheets of paper crunched up and crammed into the back?

What if I'm SO glad I never have to see ANY of them again?

WHAT IF I ENJOY CAPITALISING THINGS?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

what if not even me?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if i recall that i had you voted as the most quiet male?

what if i can't remember if it was quiet or shy?

what if YOU, SHY?

what if you're not the only one around here that can capitilise buddy - SEE?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if especially you, but especially them!?

What if I think I got quietest as well, and I can live with that, but all those other jerkwads probably just thought "oh, we don't talk to him, so he must be organised then. we know nothing about him, so let's put him down for that"?

What if I was going to say meatbags, but that doesn't sound as good when it comes from a human, so jerkwads it was?

What if aaiya-downia-howatata-nei!?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if my friend works with the guy who plays Perdicus?

What if "Perdi" originally came from California?

What if he's now keeping bar at a golf course in Sydney?

What if NO ONE I said NO ONE has commented on the groovy little Scroll titles I made up?

What if it seems that World Domination has died in the arse?

What if it has a revival?

What if I'm getting my bathroom re-modelled and the whole process is getting me down because my place looks like shit, I have to use the outside toilet and I had no shower?

What if thank **** it's only gonna take two weeks and then I can have a spa bath?

What if I did heaps of Uni homework today and I'm feeling quite chuffed with myself?

What if quick repliers suck?

What if i am in a fit of laughter just because Salem said jerkwads

What if i have been shopping all day?

What if i have been laybying Jessie's xmas pressies cause some shops have toy sales on at the moment, no deposit, not due out till xmas?

What if she wants a scooter?

What if no one seems to have any kiddie scooters?

What if she is watching Xena AGAIN

What if i too can capitalise ANYTHING I WANT?

What if a friend of ours we haven't seen in years, is building a fence 3 doors up from us, and even though didn;t know we lived there, yelled out to us as we was walking to the car?

What if he has been working there for 3 days already and neither of us had seen each other?

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What if we have had several what ifs a few pages back about the scroll titles you made up?

What if the general consensus is so far we like the Guru one?

What if ooohhh spa in the bathroom?

What if i ask what colours are you redoing the bathroom in, since i assume you are retiling and stuff?

What if yes the game has died in the ass?

What if i blame Nora and her studying/taking of the bar/moving/flea infestating/removing?

What if Gabrielle says that Xena could never let a man get close enough to do her, in sins of the Past?

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What if actually, the comments on the scroll titles are probably a gazillion pages back?

What if Friends isn't on tonight, which sucks although now I don't have to freak out when it ends and I have to put another tape in for The Simpsons?

What if, also, I'll get to watch Australian Idol and see if the person I voted for last night makes it through?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if I'm doing my bathroom in the same colour scheme as before, which is white and blue, but this time I'm also throwing in some beech for good measure?

What if I can't be bothered going back to read all the "What ifs"?

What if I can't be bothered writing any more of this "What if"?

What if after 7 days of only one toileting accident in total, Jess has 2 today in the space of an hour?

What if i hope that doesn't mean we're stepping backwards in said training?

What if mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm french onion Le Snac

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What if i just had to do this what if cause it was so freaking hilarious?

What if I just asked Jess if she was ready for her dinner, and she said ' shh, i'm watching Gabrielle having Xena'


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What if Jess is her mother's daughter?

What if a lot of people on Home and Away are annoying me?

What if Jess is funny?

What if she wasn't?

What if Ame had twins when she had Jess, and she had twice as much funniness to tell?

What if I'm still feeling tired?

What if whenever I go to bed earlier than usual, I always feel far more tired when I wake up?

What if I should just eliminate sleeping all together?

What if Argy not being bothered to continue with her What Iffing is sad?

What if it's not Argy at all, but an evil duplicate?

What if Argy is the evil one, and her duplicate is angelic?

What if one of the hosts of Australian Idol said Federal Erection instead of Federal Election?

What if live TV is fun?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if one of my friends is part of the Home and Away crew?

What if her name is Alison and she is a runner or something like that?

What if she gets to buy the clothes that the cast have worn, second hand?

What if that orbing smiley is annoying me?

What if your friend Alison got me on the show?

What if, wait, I don't want to be on the show, so that wouldn't be good?

What if I take the orbing comment as a personal attack?

What if it was your way of saying that I'm annoying, without actually saying my name?

What if I think I might go now?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if any jerkwad can get on the show - all you need to do is call Channel whatever and find out when they call for extras and get up early and go and sign up and then you can be in the coffee shop or something?

What if they even pay you to do that?

What if you should totally go and do that?

What if it's not you, it's me?

What if it's not you, it's the orbing smiley?

What if it annoys me yet I cannot look away?

what if thanks a lot, but some quick repliers have no other choice but to suck?

what if i never had to suck before the latest scroll version?

what if i resent the sucky impications?

what if i don't, and my indignation is but a ruse?

what if i'm better off not perpetrating ruses first thing in the a.m.?

what if you do realize i'm not talking about the real Perdi (whose acting career i'm not surprised has led him to alternative employment as a golf course bartender...), right?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

what if, on the football board i post at, curse words are automatcally censored?

what if it censors suck?

what if, on a sports board? ...come on?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

what if the unnamed member who's also on now came and what-iffed?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

i beg your pardon
i never promised you a rose garden

What if that would be me?

What if I wasn't really here, but had a Scroll window open and forgot about it?

What if it's probably almost time for a new page to load?

What auto censoring wouldn't be fun?

What if I think I've seen that kinda thing in effect at other boards too?

What if not that I post at any other boards?

What if I lurk at quite a few though?

What if yes, any jerkwad could go audition for H&A, and they should, but I don't want to?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.

What if I wonder if jerkwad means what I think it means?

What if I'm having the low-sugar typing thing again this morning?

What if you don't know it's going to happen until you actually start typing?

What if Jess IS funny?

What if I do this because of it?

What if I did in real life as well, but with a somewhat different appearance?

What if the karate/tae kwon do test was fun?

What if they did split it into 2 parts so I was only there all afternoon, not all day?

What if a nice old lady gave us little Snickers bars?

What if she was delightful?

What if it took at least an hour for the board-breaking part because they never practice it in class so why should they suddenly be able to do it in front of an audience and cameras?

What if one middle-aged lady couldn't break her board and was crying?

What if damnit, they should be given time to practice it in class?

(What if I've suddenly started spelling it "damnit" again, rather than "dammit" because, though cumbersome to read (it comes out "dam nit"), I suppose it's more correct?)

What if she probably could've broken the board by punching, but she was supposed to kick it?

What if my ex-husband was the highest rank testing and did a quadruple break which I believe was 3 punches and an elbow?

What if he did it on the first try and bloodied his knuckles a little?

What if I'd never seen anyone do it on the first try?

What if afterwards we got Thai food because my daughter is obsessed with China and there were Korean things all over the martial arts place so she asked about it but we like the Thai restaurant better than the Chinese?

What if I start saying "Asian" a lot?

What if cashew chicken is some kind of miracle food?

What if I need to cook with cashews more?

What if I wonder if zoom cooks with cashews?

What if Ah the joys of potty training?

What if I watch Futurama last night?

What if the Devil made me think of Salem?

What if I should have told him?

What if I was 2 lazy to get off my big A@#?

What if I wish it WAS Christmas?

What if DO I GET TO CAPITALIZE AS WELL?

What if I have to call the Belgium Embassy?

What if I am nervous cause I dont want to call strange people?

What if I am such a loser?

What if gah, I just lost my reply?

What if baht meit wuji gooey dah sen ay!?

What if you can think of jerkwad meaning anything you want, I just shamelessly stole it from Bender?

What if that's strange not being able to practice wood breaking in class?

What if I'd at least need an axe to break the wood?

What if yay for your ex husband doing it first try!?

What if in my original reply, I would ask Cora if it was the final episode of Futurama, and to not spoil it for me if it was, but I already know it was because I'm talking to her right now *waves*?

What if the devil reminding you of me is intruiging?

What if I got through the Shadow Temple today, and infiltrated the Gerudo Fortress?

What if go me go?

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Listen to me, Fry. Just because you think you're a robuht doesn't make you a robuht. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do.