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what if we live in a really odd world? what if 'the best' rapper is a white guy? what if 'the best' golfer is a black guy? what if the 2nd tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese? what if the Swiss hold the America's Cup? what if France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance? what if Germany doesn't want to go to war? what if the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick' and 'Colon'  No Reason To Live But I Like It That Way. | |||
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what if i want a canon EOS 10D? what if i'd take a canon digital rebel? what if i'm dreaming in the 'what if' thread again?  _____________________________ can we start over and just run away?  | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
what if that multi-faceted joke of HR's was the email joke of the month about 4 months ago? what if it's still pretty funny though? what if i'm wondering when the Aussie(s) flight leaves for the good ol' USofA? what if 14 hours & counting til Texas touchdown? what if i'm what iffing from a fresh, new, repainted, rearranged office/guest room/exercise room? what if all those functions imply the room is bigger than actual size? what if that just leaves the kitchen wanting for a new coat of paint? what if the kitchen is gonna wait a while? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire | |||
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Scroll Guardian |
What if hooray for zoom's completion of painting and other household projects? What if zoom has a cool bathroom? What if she doesn't and I am remembering someone else's bathroom? What if I created said cool bathroom decor in my own tiny little mind and it does not exist anywhere? What if ooh, that's a scary thought? What if now zoom needs to confirm or deny my bathroom memory/hallucination? | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if that was indeed my collaged bathroom wall you recall? what if said completed projects included collage removal & repainting of the bathroom? what if the collage wall was to be recreated in the newly repainted office, etc. room but i like the color in here so much it may just remain a pleasant memory? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH  |
What if I miss Argy already? What if, OK, so i haven't seen her for months due to my father being sick and other things, but i'm still entitaled. What if everyone has a drink ON Argy for me? What if i have had not alot of sleep the last 3 nights die to Jess having an ear ache? What if YAWN? What if I have to go soon, we're going on a picnic with a whole heap of other mums and kids...:P ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if now in my head I think Ame's avatar is supposed to be noses? What if I've brainwashed myself? What if I have a headache, but probably not from the brainwashing? What if I wonder if Salem has seen the David Bowie commercial in which he walks past himself in many different wigs and incarnations? What if one of them is a dog with a David Bowie torso and head? What if that kind of freaked me out a little? What if I have some kind of disorder which keeps me from going to bed when I'm sleepy and then I can't sleep when I try to go to bed? What if it's just because I enjoy a quiet house all to myself? What if I think the Cupid lady is stupid for not taking the million dollars? What if even if they didn't want the money for themselves they could've helped a dozen families get completely out of debt? What if they could've given it to any of a zillion charities, but no, now CBS probably just keeps it? What if the wedding day is way over emphasized in our society, in my opinion? What if I can't believe Survivor starts tomorrow? What if I'm totally excited? What if I would've hidden in the bathroom while the mime was in the Big Brother house? What if at least I would've once I started to feel murderous? What if my daughter watched The Ellen DeGeneres Show with me today all snuggled on the couch? What if it's my favorite talk show? What if I don't really like other talk shows so it wasn't much of a contest, but still? What if it even made Jennifer Love Hewitt seem really interesting? What if I don't know if there's a hyphen in that so I'm leaving it out? What if in some places on her official site there is and in some there isn't? What if that's very confusing and when I have an official site I will try to have some consistency? What if I'm babbling again? What if it's the headache? What if I need a Green to be in power? What if or at least someone with a brain that thinks rationally and with reason? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I haven't what iffed in a while? What if okay, so I what iffed the other day, but that's a while to me? What if Survivor doesn't start here until the 29th? What if that's a Monday? What if Survivor has never been on on a Monday before? What if I don't watch anything after 8:30pm Mondays so it works out really well? What if this is just a special time slot and it moves back to Wednesday and probably be up against the Panel? What if The Panel is ending for the year in 4 or 5 weeks? What if I hope they leave it in the Monday time slot? What if I hope if anyone is going to What if about Survivor they'll put a little warning for me so I don't spoil myself? What if I request they put a warning? What if I demand they put a warning? What if curse this short memory span, I've already forgotten the things I was going to What if about? What if I kinda like Jennifer Love Hewitt? What if I'm wondering what she'll be like as Liz in Garfield? What if I was at a party yesterday? What if it was for a 7 year old? What if I thought I wasn't going to be there that long, but was there for ages? What if I had more fun there than I did at that other party that i've almost successfully blocked from my memory? What if I go post a Birthday thread for Cora? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! [This message was edited by Salem on 18 September 2003 at 08:11 AM.] [This message was edited by Salem on 18 September 2003 at 08:15 AM.] | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I never know what to write for the topic lead in? What if I keep thinking there's already a Birthday topic and I just can't see it? What if I start posting about dream in here? What if I should go post in the dream thread? What if I'll do it later? What if I've had some weird dreams lately? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroll Guru |
What if last night I had one of those dreams that makes you think you've been awake all night? What if I won't say anything more about that dream for fear of bringing Madogis' wrath upon me? What if I'd really rather not have any wrath brought upon me cuz I'm sick already? What if I have a fever of 99.4 or .6, I didn't look closely enough? What if I also have a cold and my piercing is infected? What if it looks gross and swollen and I went to the doctor today because of it? What if she said it's staph, put me on Cephalexin and squeezed stuff out of the hole? What if ew and ow? What if Cephalexin is the same thing my dog had to be given a few months ago when he had a staph infection? What if I've been going around telling ppl I'm taking dog medecine?  I doubt, therefore I might be. | |||
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What if I ordered an MP3 player from Overstock.com? What if I've heard overall positive reviews? What if when I was checking the CNet product reviews they had a story about a new Samsung that will come out in late October that sounds like the ultimate IPod alternative? What if I figure for $70 I can get used to playing with mp3 players and give it to someone else if I decide to go for the new Samsung? What if I really need to be in bed right now? What if this getting up at 7 in the morning is barbaric? What if I'm trapped in the real world?  When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange When you're strange When you're strange "People Are Strange" -- The Doors | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if the new season of Kath & Kim started tonight? What if it started off kinda slow, but had my laughing by the time the episode was over? What if nudity..so much nudity o.o? What if I found it odd that in the end credits it said "Character of Sharon originally created by Magda Szubanski"? What if I can't recall seeing that last season? What if very peculiar? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I had to look up Kath & Kim because Salem talks about it so much I had to know more, much more? What if it looks funny? What if I cannot believe how much the dumpster in my driveway stinks? What if ok, the neighbor's driveway, but they're right next to each other? What if I stepped outside this morning and the stench nearly bowled me over? What if the guy finished doing the trash on Tuesday and I would think out of consideration they'd have the thing taken away quickly? What if that is if they don't want cantankerous neighbors telling prospective buyers all that's wrong with the house? What if just the truth of what was in the garage is probably enough to send a number of people away? What if everything that was in the garage, carcass and all, is now sitting 6 feet from my house? What if I live in a very modest neighborhood so I guess they don't give a shit? What if and also there's glass all over the driveway from stuff he threw out? What if I can see missing now and then, but I can also see grabbing a broom, particularly when you know there are little kids living here? What if but then my kids aren't going outside until that pit of disease is gone from here? What if geez, I hope it's gone before it rains and crap runs out all over the neighborhood? What if I'm owning this house forever if I can, but I'd like to actually live outside of the city? What if I don't like neighbors and their crap being all up in my business? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if 10 seconds after I hit Post Now I heard the truck coming to take away the horror? What if heh? What if also yay!? What if I hope the flies and mice go with it? What if there's also a lawncare company waiting to do the grass, etc? What if I wonder if they'll clean up the glass? --What if the guy taking the thing looks like something from The Simpsons? --------------------------------- Beg to differ, little lady. [This message was edited by Heitie on 18 September 2003 at 09:30 AM.] | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm wondering if Heitie ended up at the official site for Kath & Kim? What if I hope Prue and Trude make another appearance this series? What if I'd hate having a smelly dumpster right outside my house? What if hooray that it's gone though!? What if I forgot to What If about David Bowie on Rove? What if he was pretty funny? What if he was more lively than other via satellite guests? What if for example Angelina Jolie in last weeks show? What if she looked awkward and was pretty much just answering questions? What if, whereas Bowie would answer and go off on a little story? What if, I don't have anything against Angelina, I'm just using her because she was the last satellite guest before Bowie and my memory sucks? What if my favourite part was about him being a Sunday Futurist heh heh...? What if I go see him in concert when he comes here in February? What if I see if anyone wants to come with me? What if Madogis, wanna come with? What if seriously, otherwise I'll probably have to go by myself and I don't like my chances of survival being alone in Sydney? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I did see the official site, and also some articles explaining sort of what was going on in the show? What if but I didn't read the official site in depth until just now? What if it looks freaking hilarious? What if when Salem comes to my house to make fun of tv people and get a haircut and play Tropico and Rise of Nations he brings several tapes and also a VCR that works with them? What if heh, again? What if I just looked at the spot where the dumpster was? What if I wish I hadn't? What if the lawn mower people are gone and I think I know why? What if there's a huge angry looking puddle of something cloudy? What if and also there's something red and a large pile of what looks like...baby flies? What if in fairness the red stuff could be transmission fluid, but I don't know what isn't gross and horrifying that looks just like baby flies? What if they're not moving, though, that I can see? What if I forgo a closer look? What if ok, it can rain now...please? What if not a cloud in the sky? | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I hope a surprise rain storm comes for Heitie to get rid of the nastiness left behind? What if I should also bring tapes of Sandra Sully reading the news, because it's funny when she messes up, and also she pauses in the middle of sentences some times? What if it was funny last night, she was reading something, then all of a sudden the end music came on and it cut away to the Channel 10 logo, then the Sports Tonight opening came on? What if the host of that looked all jittery because he clearly wasn't ready? What if aaahaha? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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What if my parents are indeed alive and well and tearing up the Tennessee roads on their Harley? What if they made me wait wayyyyyyyyy too long to hear from them? What if the lady in the office just down from mine has a lighthouse clock that makes seagull and wave crashing noises every hour? What if I think of lila everytime I hear it? What if I'm a huge pile of emotional mush from all the bullshit I've been through over the past week and I am just relieved to not have to make any snap decisions and was able to get some rest? What if I finally feel like eating? What if having a little stored up poundage come in handy when one doesn't eat for days? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Anyone, caught in your mystery Keep it angry Keep it wispy I've fallen down Drunk on your juices Turn my head It's aimed at you | |||
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| Scroll Desperado |
what if there's an Aussie man sleeping in my bed at the moment? what if there's an Aussie woman loose in my neighborhood with my dog? what if she's practicing saying "haw-it daaa-yum" to the people she meets on the greenbelt? what if my usually boneheaded dog is behaving fairly well with the house guests? what if so far...? what if le went to work on 3 hours sleep today? what if that makes the 4 1/2 i got feel like sleping in what if jet lag is contagious? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire | |||
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what if sorry but i didn't read all the previous what-ifs, i'm sure they're all scintilating as usual, and i'l catch up on them all later? WHAT WOULD XENA DO? are you sitting on the soap? Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire i fell into a Ring of Fire i fell into a burning Ring of Fire i went down, down, down and the flames went higher and it burns, burns, burns the Ring of Fire,the Ring of Fire | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I understand if you skip mine, they're gross? What if yay! about Shawn's parents?  What if a mad hugger accosts Shawn causing all the emotion to flow uncontrollably thereby frightening the hugger who then never strikes again? What if silver lining? What if "accosts" probably isn't the exact word I want but I'm woozy from the dumpster leavings so I'm sticking with it? What if I wish I hadn't given myself the image of sticking with dumpster leavings? What if I know what I meant, but still? What if I'm looking at old photographs of New York? What if when all the major exterior house expenses are done I'd like to have a little more artwork on my walls? What if and also new curtains? What if Salem brings a grand melange of tapes and stays a week so we can watch them all? What if I wonder if shots are required to go between the US and Australia? What if I'm glad The Visitors are having a good time so far? | |||
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quote:What if WooooooooHoooooooooooooo? What if I'd dance nekkid but there are things that nobody needs to see? ~~~~~~~~~~ I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context.  | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if by "shots" I mean inoculations? What if not like alcohol, though I'm sure that could make the long flight easier to endure? What if or harder? What if I do not know whereof I speak? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if zoom's comp is acting perfectly for me? What if it just hates her, for some unknown reason? What if Stella acted nicely for me, on our walk? What if I didn't say 'hot damn' to Texans as I walked, but I did say 'Howdy' to them, and they said 'Howdy' back? What if I've talked to Shawn? What if I feel guilty about keeping zoom and le up late last night? What if not THAT guilty?  ~~~~~~~~~~ I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context. | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if I didn't see Heitie's last post before I 'What iffed'? What if I wave to her now? What if she can't see it, but she can feel the love anyhoo? What if you need no shots before travelling to the US from Oz, coz we've got most of what y'all have got, already? What if alcohol DOES help with flying? What if it also helps with jet lag?  ~~~~~~~~~~ I’m not so sure that the term refers to an amicable argument; in my experience argy-bargies are often not only heated discussions but also rather bad-tempered ones, amounting to a spat or minor quarrel. But then, the term is mainly a British or old Commonwealth one, not that well known in the US, and easily misunderstood out of context. | |||
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