What if I had a password for.. research purposes?

What if really, it's because I'm not around other people often enough and need to live vicariously through fictional characters?

What if it's just my luck that that post would be the start of a new page?

What if I also have a password for the restricted section?

What if it has to do with Salem that I have a password?

What if I dont know what bugs Jubs is talking
about.


What if I ask if you have ever been bitten by a horse fly?

what if I post after salem starts a new page, cause he told me about his posts?


Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish.
Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement,
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies I will repay those who hase me.

what If I am a little bit drunk?

what if that means that I didnt realize that Rellik was signed on to my computer

what if that means that rellik didnt post this at all?

what if that means that this is really cora?

what if that means that Salem is laughing his PANTS off as I told him this?

what if I am slightly embrassed?

what if rell gets mad that I posted as her?

what if I dont care?


Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish.
Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement,
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies I will repay those who hase me.

What if Fate isn't satisfied with your answer?

What if Salem receives 300 points anyway?

what if you had your own theme song?

what if i do?

what if this is my 69th post? heh.


Seriously.

[This message was edited by Homestar Runner on 12 July 2003 at 09:10 PM.]

What if that was the best answer Fate will get outside of Fight Club?

What if even then, the answer wouldn't be much different?

What if I was eternally grateful to Fate for the 300 points?

what if i wish i had heitie's 'what if?' book to read until y'all finish this?

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stranger things have happened

What if Tam's silly?

What if after reading my What If book people's reading skills would be dramatically stunted?

What if there were specific clinics formed to help people un-What If themselves?

What if Barabara Walters interviewed me about it and made me cry?

What if I don't get the world domination thing, not really?

What if I just typed "really" like this: rea;;u?

What if I'm afraid of Lord Salem now that his good side is gone?

What if that means no more Thai?

--What if I meant impared,not stunted?

[This message was edited by Heitie on 14 July 2003 at 03:22 PM.]

[This message was edited by Heitie on 14 July 2003 at 03:22 PM.]

What if I'm tired of downsizing all the huge Scroll icons?

What if I'm almost finished?

What if no one ever uses them once I'm finished?

What if it's been a long day of plundering for me and now all I can think to type is fiddle dee foof flun ficker fay?

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Death is no obstacle.

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.

What if people started what iffing again?

What if more people replied in my jessica's pictures thread?

What if I what iffed more, therefore sustaining the thread, in a manner in which it is accustomed to?

What if Zoom came to austrlia just to steal our Tim Tam recipe?

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I LOVE MY NEW COMPUTER!!

what if i what if, therefore i am?

what if i what if therefore i TamTam?

what if i fear the stolen TimTam recipe wouldn't do me much good cuz i'd probably need some giant factory-size wafer machine to make them perfectly TimTamalicious?

what if i've been bitten by horseflies several times?

what if it hurts like hell?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

what if Babara Walters interviewed Heitie and didn't make her cry?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

What if Ms Walters' name is cursed and nobody can spell it right?

what if it's more a function of bad typing than bad spelling?

WHAT WOULD XENA DO?

are you sitting on the soap?

common sense would tell me not to try and continue
but i'm after a piece of the diamond in you
so keep your heart open
this spirit ain't broken...
and just a little is enough

What if there's been a dead bug stuck to the cabinet but I didn't notice what it was till just now?

What if I've seen Moulin Rouge three times in the last week and a half?

What if I'm not tired of it?

What if I'm leaving tomorrow and will be back in a week?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

What if in my post I made Ms Walters sound like a disease?

What if she comes here and posts "If you were a disease, which disease would you be?"?

What if, speaking of, I have a sore throat?

What if I'd take cold-type illnesses over tummy ones any day?

What if, that said, I'm not crazy about my throat feeling small?

What if the girls on Cupid are really mean?

What if the Big Brother 4 people seem very nice in comparison?

What if I spelled that "comaprison" first?

What if it made me laugh more than most of my misspellings?

What if I typed it that way because today the cheerleading teacher had the Bring It On soundtrack going and it made me subconsciously think of Eliza Dushku, thereby putting the "coma prison, a la Faith" idea seed into my head and surreptitiously effecting my typing?

What if I'm not sure if you can think subconsciously?

What if I need to take some more vitamin C?

What if, heh...noses?

What if Eddie Cochran is dead?

What if I got Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in the mail today?

What if I had a migraine today?

What if I'm allergic to aspirin?

What if the vet told me to apply the contents of one Vitamin E softgel on my bird's feet once a day?

What if I had a convulsion at about 4 am?

What if I stop posting about how sick I've been in the last 24 hours?

What if Coca Cola went bankrupt?

What if Netscape is dead?

What if there are four little feeler things on the bottom of my tongue?

What if I now feel somewhat catfish...ish?

What if Raven chewed the nose off an old grapefruit squeaky toy?

What if it doesn't squeak very well now and that's sad?


I doubt, therefore I might be.

what if the world domination game looks and has always looked biased. another popularity contest if you will?


Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish.
Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement,
I will take vengeance upon mine enemies I will repay those who hase me.

What if Rellik stops complaining?

What if she stops spouting off things about bias?

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The hottest thing this side of Epworth, Iowa.

What if the prescroller just can't take the fact that her aim sucks ass?

What if she fell asleep in the class that taught you 'if at first you don't succeed, use the nuclear weapons'?

What if I find it highly amusing that she's throwing a temper tantrum over it?

What if ya don't like that way the game is played, don't play the game?

What if I had Vince's spaghetti tonight?

What if I'm in California, but still on Texas time?

What if I'm already halfway through re-reading Gone with the Wind and I started a day ago?

What if I'm done now?

What if I'm not?

What if I don't put a "Your ruler's tip for the day" on this post?

Still the World's Biggest, Bestest Gabber Fan


I offer no apologies for the things that I believe and say
And I like it that way

I alone love you
I alone tempt you
I alone love you
Fear is not the end of this

What if the phone number to radio station MOLD was 843-one-oh sixty bucks... hey, there's no bucks on here!

What if there was a $ sign on pay phones?

What if I stared at people for twenty four hours straight?

What if I dedicated "Click Clack" by Dickey Doo and the Don'ts to Sofia Ramona Gutierrez and also to her sister Debbie...oh yeah! And also to Food Giant, Taco Ernie, Greasy Eddie, Horseface and Chango and um, and also to my cousin Tavo in Camp David Gonzales (get out soon and we'll get down and party man)?

What if I litter this thread with Cheech and Chong references?