A Clan might make some people sick
And they all could say we're a clique
Join us, it's not tough
Face a challenge well enough
And your membership is sure to stick

tis time to revive our dear Clan
and it's a timely date to start our plan
it will coincide this way
with St Patrick's Day
celebrating Ireland, where limericks began!

Who dares to assert I need a protector?
This gal Silly Filly a.k.a. Hannibal Lector.
My forced rhyming ways.
Help ease me through my days.
Surely there's room here for lesbianerector.

Yae noo I cannae jeen tha Clan
Eef eet ees arl aboot Irrreland, man
Eem a Scot, threeew and threeew
Tae mae kinfolk I'm truuue
Och cannae ye tha' unnerstan'?

This le came a-threatening me
And I just won't stand for that, see
I must stand my ground
We can go pound for pound
And from my "supremeness" she'll flee

well then rhyme if you must here, le
the Scrolls are the land of the free
just one thing to know
if you start up a row
i just hope that your protector's not me

[ March 14, 2002, 08:59 AM: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

I fell in love with an Irish tart.
Wouldn't you know it she had to be smart.
So we plunged into our boarish life.
Pushing and pulling each other through the strife.
Stumbling forward in matters of the heart.

okay now. le--you best hush
you're not going to make eyezoom blush
while you're welcome any time
and right handy with a rhyme
you need to know limericking just ain't about mush!

If romance and lims must combine
I think there must follow a fine
The price you will pay
For a loving foray
Will be washing this stable of mine

i appreciate that you think i'm smart
but you left out an important part
i'm Irish tis true
and a tart, through & through,
but you should know i'm a wild Irish tart!

Supreme a la creme Silly Filly I scream.
Toe to toe, pound for pound, you fearless queen.
Surely you know me as the Bruiser.
Known here abouts as no loser.
Put up your dukes lets see who reigns this scene.

As for the mush
Now you just hush
I can bash the Gab
Or relate my love as somewhat Fab
You two make such a fuss for all of us

*Horsie gal plants her feets, bares her teeth
Then kicks up the dust underneath
She puts up her dukes
While le just pukes
And zoom leaves, to pick out a wreath*

eyezoom just runs til she pants
having nothing to do with this dance
i won't sit and pout
while you two duke it out
i'm off to pay le's life insurance

That is mighty tall talk, Aussie filly
I had you pictured as somewhat frilly
Now before you break a nail
Word up to you the frail
I chop you up and make Terlinqua chili.

I got your life insurance sister
You better get my back in this twister
That Aussie nityit won't quit
And you know I can't just sit
As her words have a tendency to blister

go to Fist City then, i won't tattle
though i must say, you do worthy word battle
but for goodness sakes
if anything breaks
you're both going to get a hard paddle!

I have no more to say, on this matter
I will leave you with all your blood splatter
On the ground underneath,
Along with your teeth
And I'll use the same rhymes, while I batter



[ March 23, 2002, 03:04 AM: Message edited by: Argeaux ]

McBargy's reputation's been built
on wicked rhymes that could make flowers wilt
but reusing a rhyme
is lower than slime
we should make you turn in your clan kilt!

Rhymying well causes too much frustration
I can't, due to my sleep deprivation
While my new niece just screams
Interrupting my dreams
She has robbed me of my concentration

auntly duties are a valid excuse
can your ears sustain the abuse?
or do you just want to weep
from extreme lack of sleep?
and for earplugs you find you've a use?

I do love my nieces, I dooooo
They are very sweet, it's so true
But they get so crappy
When I change each nappy
I mean crappy like angry, not poo

Though I'm not a fan of a riot
Methinks that this place is too quiet
C'mon, gals and boys
Let's make us some noise
You KNOW that you just wanna try it!!

the peace i 'm wishing to keep
some of us here are trying to sleep
*fumbles for her coffee cup*
damn, you just woke me up!
doing that might well earn you a "BLEEP!"

one way to make any situation worsen
is to consider eyezoom a morning person
she's dangersous, see,
til she's had her DP*
riling her's bound to bring you much cursin'

*DP=Dr. Pepper

I imagine it is quite a sight
To see zoom in the morning, alright
Just like seeing Argy
In morning lethargy
Thank goodness I post here at night!