what if i'm waiting for salem to do that very thing ?

What if I have killed the thread? :P

What if Paco gave the babies waffles this morning?

What if mmmmmmm...waffles.....?

What if I don't have my glasses on and those looked like commas just now?

What if oh, they're not?

What if I'm a bit discouraged that Francine's not a very snuggly kitty yet?

What if she'll let us hold her, but she won't come over and sit with us?

What if by contrast, Onslow won't let us hold him but he sits with us on the couch every evening?

What if I don't know, I found it interesting?

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What if I wonder if that was a bitch qualifying post, mundane as it was?

What if I can't remember if I've mentioned that Paco and Paco Jr may yet have their trip to Texas?

What if the car came from someplace else, but they're apparently going to pick up some model trains from Grandpa Paco?

What if Grandpa Paco is in Texas someplace?

What if I'm terrified of Paco Jr getting lost?

What if he's 9 and he knows the rules and I'll insist they be each other's shadow, but still, a mommy worries?

What if part of me wants them to go and just get it over with, and part of me wants to have as much time with him as possible before the trip?

What if people keep saying crap like "It never ends, even when they're adults with children of their own"?

What if well in many ways, the kidnapping fear for example, I imagine it's eliminated almost entirely?

What if then you fear for the grandchildren?

What if but that's somewhat different, I imagine?

What if that is at least from my parents' example, but then they've never really seemed that concerned to begin with so I guess I'll just ignore them in return?

What if, if I may be parent-bitchy for a second?

What if I'm making it a universal bitch theme?

--what if I can't leave typos if they make a whole different word?

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What if the stealth post limit would seem to be 11 minutes?

What if I first typed "minuets"?

What if I wonder how long it takes to hum and/or dance 11 minuets?

What if you'll all be glad to know there were no earwigs in my bath this morning?

What if...that I saw?

What if my shampoo was unusually sudsy today, obscuring my view of the water's depths?

What if clearly yesterday's earwig was a shampoo saboteur?

What if plus, there's water caught in my ear right now which is very unusual for me?

What if earwig, ear water....coincidence?

What if it's not water at all????

What if well now I'm freaked out?

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Originally posted by Squealing Dung-Hill Rat:
_What if Heitie_ wrote: What if ever shall I yearn for sparkly, sparkly stars? What if Heitie could get them by becoming a Scroll Guardian..?? what if she could also hide the fact that shes the Scroll Stalker then too..?? What if Im a wondering just exactly Whom shes been Stalkin..?? What if I am now also wondering if she stalks while concealing a Deadly weapon.. What if maybe something TRULY sinister like a freshly washed Earwig .??? What if a Buffalo NY winter might make her rethink hatin summer..?? What if 49 of them would DEFINITELY make summer seem Wunnerful..??? What if easily 200+ feet of snow has fallen on Buffalo since the day I was born..?? What if the REALLY heavy snowfall is south of the city .. in the Snowbelt..???

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What if I used to live on the southern border of Michigan and we had heavy winters there?

What if they're just medium heavy here?

What if in many ways it's still better than summer?

What if maybe I could just have two springs and two falls?

What if please?

What if I think this makes 5 posts in a row?

What if I wanted to wait for buffering posts but I'm the only one here, it seems?

What if I stalk no one...that's it...no one...?

What if the reasons I've never been a Guardian are a mystery for the ages?

What if there are no reasons, that's the mystery?

What if I just got a chill and realized I'm not yet wearing a shirt?

What if this just proves no one wants to be my bitch?

What if, and yes heitie, you are bitch number 5?

What if, only one more person to post, and the rest of you are safe

What if the next 6 scrollers who 'what if' here are part of my batches (of eggnog servants)?

What if the previous 6 scrollers who've 'what if'd here are beaches (on the shores of the mighty scroll river)?

What if the scroller of the post before this one has botched up the scrolls forever?

What if I've just had my second bath of the day?

What if also earwigless?

What if apparently some cats can handle cantaloupe and some cannot?

What if *mentally notes* no more fruit for Francine?

What if I still don't know what a 'bath' is & am not sure I wanna know?

What if now I don't know if I'm a bitch, a batch, or a beach?

What if the woe of it...?

What if I don't know what a 'mental note' is either?

What if this is no-more-than-one-'what if'-per post day?

What if, heh, to clarify, I did not mean that I had a figurative bath resulting from the cat's melon consumption?

What if I had an actual bath which followed the cat's bath which followed her being very stinky?

What if I've solved the "what are they feeding you" mystery?

What if cuz it's cantaloupe?

What if xc feels nekked without a sig pic & a handle pic thing & a sig line thing?

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Originally posted by xenacrazed:
What if this is no-more-than-one-'what if'-per post day?

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What if I wonder if we can quote on such a day?

What if, i am entitled to botch up the scrolls as much as i like?

What if, ok all my bitch positions are take, people you can post again?

What if Marge just yelled "usurper! usurper!" and I laughed and laughed?

What if I wonder if Ame's bitches will get sparkly stars? *ducks*

What if *waits for xc to say something about ducks*?

What if all my buffoon positions are filled & all the positions are mine?

What if Heitie's quacking up the wrong tree expecting me to comment on ducks?

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Originally posted by Waiting for Seasons 4, 5 and 6.:
What if I already thought Brucy would give himself up to anyone that asked, now he has proved it

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What if this Sneaked by me late last nite,,??

What if its pretty funny & shouldnt go by with No Comment..??

What if the Proof IS in the Pudding..????

What if it looks like Ame shall outpost me again this month..???

What if being Ame's bitch has always been one of my greatest aspirations?

What if being number 4 isn't bad as long as I get to watch 1, 2 and 3 in action?

What if I'm in a feisty mood tonite?

What if, hey, stress relief?

What if hey it sure beats sewing a straw bed with burlap?

What if, we all just share this straw bed with burlap?

What if--ehhhh, not?

What if we all just go sleep outside in the forest under the stars?

What if okay, I need a glass of wine now? Or maybe some ice cream?

What if, bye for now?:

What if I m Dumbstruck by All the .. ummmm ...Stuff..posted on this page in the Thread..??

What if the Arab guy that was riskin his life blasyting Ghetto Rap Music.. outta Stereos he was trying to sell for the last 2 1/2 weeks..
For some reason didnt set any of it up today..??

What if Yay that..??
what if hes made enuff money & plans to fold his tent & tables& slip quietly away ..into the nite..??
What if hes back at it Again tomorrow ..instead??