What if I'm wondering if you're going to lock up all your DVDs or put them in a safe place?

What if my computer was being slow and I didn't think my previous post was posting, so I closed the reply window, but the reply still showed up anyway?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

What if I just got that feeling that there was someone behind me?

What if that's crazy because I'm home alone?

What if it's that evil Leprechaun again?

What if why have I posted three What Ifs in a row?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if i prefer Maddie?

what if i keep reading Heitie as Hetite?

what if i can't even think of Ame's name at the moment 'cause i only ever read Ame?

what if i read Dr Zoidberg as Salem?

what if i'm worried that i'm going to start calling him Salem in real life?

what if i would expect a very queer look from his mother if i were to ever do so?

what if, oh, Duntly?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if half the time i call him Salem?

What if the other half i call him all other strange names I can think of?

What if i like to call people strange names?

What if every time i see Zoom, i think of the car ad... 'Zoom Zoom'

What if before, ages ago, when i read heities name, i thought of Celcius?

What if i asked heitie if she is fahrenheit, cause she is HOT

What if i used to read Argy as Argee not RG?

What if i am always wrong?

What if people used to say Am-ee not Aim, for the abbreviation of my name?

What if ppl STILL do it?

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Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts

What if i just said to Salem.. me and Maddie just what iffed, go read them.

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Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts

What if people always tell me this is their fav sig pic of mine, so i changed it to it for a while?

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Disclaimer: I didn't make this sig, i found it on Kazaa, but it was so nifty i thought i'd use it for a few posts

what if i'm still reading it as Argee?

what if i naturally thought it was Amee?

what if you being Aim explains alot?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if (re: sig)

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I just had some really nice toast?

What if it wasn't burnt, but it wasn't undercooked?

What if I crave more?

What if I've been stumbling my way through various fan fiction websites?

What if I've branched out from the filth at The Restricted Section?

What if what I've branched into is still filth?

What if nah, I'm only kidding?

What if I'm not?

What if you'll never know?

What if aaahahaha!?

What if I was reading Charmed fan fiction?

What if it was sad?

What if I press refresh to see if anyone else has replied while typing this?

What if yep, three replies?

What if what's the difference between Argee and RG?

What if unless the g in Argee is pronounced g as in good?

What if hmm..?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if i changed my sig quote

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if maybe RG is some kind of meaningful monogram?

what if what kind of a name is Virgil anyway?

what if Joxer, Jett, Jase... virgil?

what if Joxer never...met Eve?

what if Joxer and Jase traded places in "Lyre lyre"?

what if Joxer has been posing as a flamboyant entertainer ever since, while Jase travelled the countryside writing wrongs and singing songs?

what if, nah, there's only one Joxer?

if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if it's spelt Jace?

What if i am just picky like that?

What if i shouldn't be for the amount of typos i make?

What if i am telling Salem to peruse my list of dvds i own in case he, his mummy or his poppa want to borrow any of them, now they have a real live, (but not breathing) dvd player?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if, is that better Salem and co conspiriter/s?

what if, you know who you are?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if Jace huh?

what if i had a feeling it was spell like that, but i was too timid to do so lest it come out looking like a dragon ball z character - Jeice, i believe?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if Jess is watching Grease?

What if... summer lovin' had me a blast

What if... i saved her life, she nearly drowned?

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

What if yes, much better?

What if now people won't think it's an incomplete What If?

What if The Panel is on tonight?

What if yay!?

What if there's nothing interesting on until then, after Home and Away finishes of course?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!

what if kane/ caine/ qane has no top lip? what if FREEEEAK!!!

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if.. see ya later i am about to be booted

waving

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Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.

what if i salem just made me an avatar?

what if gee i hope it works?

what if *little impressed noise* it did?

what if yay?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

what if, uh, bye "Aim"? *waves*

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if *whimper* so early?

What if hehe nicknames?

What if I always see corXena's nickname and think its me 'Cor'?

What if in reallife that IS my nickname?

What if I always see Salem?

What if I always see Ame?

What if ahh that's a classic sig pic?

What if thinks of the Dirty greese song?

What if *giggle*

What if I like that movie cause Sandy's and Aussie?

What if she reminds me of my mom's friend whose married to an Aussie?

What if she still lived in Aussie?


What if Winnie the pooh, winnie the pooh silly ol milly all stuffed with fluff?

what if the bus! the bus! ah!?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if I am going to the cottage after work?

What if I will be gone till tommorow?

What if AHAHA suckers?

What if ok I'm done now?

what if this is a test for a signature picture?

what if this doesn't work?

what if i'll scream?

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if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

What if the signature worked?

What if it was all my doing?

What if aaahahaha!?

What if I hope you made the bus?

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Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg!