I can't believe what a long time
It has been since I last did a rhyme
I'm back from my hols
Now here at the Scrolls
But theres hardly any new lims.. what a crime!

Stace.... Aim is a gem
I am asking you yet again
Turn the thing on chickadee
so we can talk for a minute or three
I'll wait for you here, ok then?

It is so immensely bad,
that I'm not simply gone mad
instead this bugging goes on -
as if anything could be won
besides the feeling of having been had.

*snicker*

Alex

MoC hehe your rhyme is rather intriguing
And I was wondering just what you were meaning
You refer I suppose
To a buck dragged by the nose
In Fight Club ..which has been quite entertaining

Stace, you awesome piece of girl,
you make all my mind swirl
can hardly keep away from ya
but it would turn me all ga-ga,
having you in grasping reach anyway!



Alex

Awesome for sure, your right on the money
MoC dear, your certainly the resident honey
However,this talk of grasping
Has left me gasping
So I should head back to FC where its been quite funny

Stace, I can't fail to notice herein,
That I'd love it, if I were you to win.
Although for you my weight to bear,
might be an experience quite so queer,
that you'd rather remain without any sin.

*EG*

Alex

Remaining without sin is an everyday battle
And you'll find me one quite hard to rattle
But don't think me dare-less
I'm just never careless
And thats why there are never any sins to tattle

Is it just me, or is it true
that Stacy McBuff is going to woo
my 'lil innocent self in here
even going DOWN UNDER me to bear
the weight I'm going to lower - on her!



Now this is getting... saucy. LOL

Alex

Saucy, maybe, but thats how we like it 'down under'
So don't think that in any way you've made a blunder
Its harmless fun
So don't dare run
You still have yet, to show your true thunder

Stace, mylady, don't you despair on me
waiting for you I'll surely be!
Could you doubt me been attracted to you,
like a small lil' stamp fixed on goo -
sticking to you firmer by the minute!

Alex

Goodness me! (she swoons) the man's had practice
At buttering up ladies so they'll follow to his mattress
But I'm wary of the sentiment
And what comes subsequent
My virtue will be threatened if he continues to entice!

It's not as if I'm that big a womanizer
usually I'm more acting like a tranquilizer
but confessing how much you turn me on,
all ratio and better sense have been gone
So I don't give a damn what would be wiser!

Al-"flirtative"-ex

Earlier on it's been said
That if newbies enter this thread
They must bash ol' Gabby
And not just be blabby
Or else they can piss off, instead

Some would like Scabby on toast
While others want her as a roast
With some mushy lil' peas
And some roast pumpkin, please
Make sure that you serve me the most

Bashing that bumpkin is easy at large,
nothing really worth such a hilarious charge
No need for words big,
You need just a Sig
To drive that point home through her body!

*evil grin*

Alex

Alrighty its time to get the creative juices flowing
So that this thread will continue on growing
Who's up for a task
Its not too big an ask
Something Xena related, or a chakram at gabby I'll be throwing

Oh my gods I've missed these rhymes!
I can't tell you how I've loved these times.
Poetry brings us closer together.
We are all birds of a feather.
Anyone have some limes?

I have to do a mushy post now.
So shut up and don't have a cow.
Its just that my guy's so great!
I swear he was brought to me by fate.
Its more happiness for me then you should allow!!!


*grinz stupidly*

There is a game played with a round ball,
in the same way everywhere by any and all,
except in one place where they had to use
a flattened deformed one due to abuse,
it took during pre-game in beer halls!

No, of course I'm talking about SOCCER only!

LOL
(edited for the board messing up spacing)
Alex

[ February 04, 2002: Message edited by: Minion of Callisto ]

your & my football just isn't the same
regardless of the shared name
yours is about running on grass
mine's about kicking some ass
and being quite overpaid for one's fame

there once was a bard, Gabrielle
who Argy wished often would fall down a well
in just that way she almost met the Fates
in an episode called Altared States
but Xena saved her again, bloody hell!

The football is spherical on definition,
to deliver just its appropriate rendition,
if it got flattened,
the audience maddened,
for the ensuing game just rendered suspicion!

Ame will love these ones, I'm sure!

Alex

i should've known a German would've bitched
about a football that's oblong & stitched
all i can really say
is there'd sure be hell to pay
if on Sundays in Texas, the two ever got switched

[ February 05, 2002: Message edited by: eyezoom ]

This thread I simply had to resurrect
So to its attention I could direct
That my posts will decline
Through no fault of mine
Its being at work and not knowing what to expect