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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I'm wondering why the wheat crackers are stoned? ---------------  Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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 What if I am kicking Salem's ass AGAIN WHat if i got to play with Nora, Cora & Slem? What if then Argy, Nora and me What if Maddie couldn't get into yahoo? What if i am beating Salem by 74 points already and there is still 30 tiles remaining in the pot? What if I still haven't finished watching Finding Nemo? What if I didn't realise Nemo had a disablity? ========================  Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if aaaaaaahahaha, I'm watching Friends and haven't laughed so much at one little thing for ages? What if it's the episode with all the lottery tickets? What if the scene was just on where Chandler plays back the messages on the answering machine and there was a message from Phoebe pretending to be the pigeon that made her drop the lottery tickets over the balconey? What if she ended the message with 'coo'? What if that made me laugh so freaking much, I seriously can't stop? What if my sides hurt, I have tears in my eyes and my face is red but I don't care!!? What if aaaaahahahahahahahahaha!? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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Scroll Desperado |
What if I'm wondering why the wheat crackers are stoned? what if hello...crack-ers...? what if all this talk of Scrabble makes me wish i had the spare time to kick all ya'll's asses? what if Xena Scrabble? what if i remember Argy...that foul-mouthed fiend? what if i need to chat with or email her a couple of Aussie requests for her to bring stateside when she visits next month? what if bcb is on vacation so i'll be making pasta this week? WHAT WOULD XENA DO?  are you sitting on the soap? i'm just a soul whose intentions are good; oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if Stoned Wheat Crackers is all the more amusing now that Zoom pointed out the 'crack' thing? What if I never pick up on these things? What if I'm watching a show called 'Miracles'? What if it came on after The Practice, so I decided to watch? What if I think it's the first episode? What if it scared me when it cut abruptly and had an alarm clock noise? What if that's because it sounded like my alarm clock? What if I'm scared of the noise my alarm makes so I never use it? What if woohoo!? What if I'm going to be on the look out for that when it comes out here? What if this makes me happy? ***What if aaaah, what is with this Miracles show and the quick flashes of that evil/creepy face?? ***What if seriously?? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! [This message was edited by CrocHunterFanBoy on 25 August 2003 at 09:03 AM.] | |||
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Chief Chesty Forlock  |
quote:What if I have NO idea why I'm being much maligned? What if I say 'Bring on those requests! Bring 'em on, I say!'? What if I'm not a foul mouthed fiend? What if I'm a foul mouthed oaf, instead? What if I'm looking forward to Texas? Holiday a need I if what? | |||
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| Chief Chesty Forlock |
What if that was one of THE best Friends eps I've seen in a long time? What if it felt like it was from the early days of the show? What if it reminding me of the Seinfeld 'Soup Nazi' ep, in that regard? What if I want 'em ALL to be like that? | |||
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Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I haven't watched Friends in a long time? What if now I think I should? What if I'm excited about The Vicar of Dibley as well? What if the Vicar's house is the same set they used in the old Miss Marple films in the 60s? What if at least it looks exactly the same? What if I just had a big deja vu? What if yesterday was a horrible day? What if it kind of looks like today will be just as bad? What if legal matters combined with clerical/administrative errors make a nasty nasty brew? What if I was on the phone for about 6 hours trying to straighten it out? What if nobody wants to help, particularly on their precious Sunday? What if I want to hear Phoebe say 'coo'? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if my daughter keeps asking me to print color pages? What if I keep printing them? What if her crayons are getting quite a workout? What if I need to get something to eat but it's really humid already and I don't feel like cooking? What if I couldn't eat yesterday because of the aforementioned horror? What if I'm keeping the kids well shielded, though? What if when they're older I teach them that when someone's life is disrupted because of your error, you really need to fix it right away? What if apparently some mothers never mentioned that? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if we can say "cock", really? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if it seems some people do want to help? What if ahh...the relief is unbelievable? What if I guess persistance really does pay off? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if all that cryptic mess was totally unrelated to the mortgage? What if we still have no idea about that? What if I really need for things to be easy for a while? What if I stay up all night with a Buffy marathon? What if with snacks? What if you all come over, even the non-Buffy people? What if we watch some Angel as well? What if someone brings their Xena tapes and/or dvds and we make a week of it? What if a dose or two of Gabrielle can go a long long way? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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Scroll Disciple |
What if my parents are big dicks and are having a custody arguement about me right now? What if sometimes the law really sucks? What if I just took a breathalizer last night and it broke? What if I'm not going to jail because it broke? What if I have rabies because I was bit by a bat this summer? What if I think that's really funny? What if I turn into a vampire? What if I already am one? What if I've been wondering why I'm not sleeping at night and hanging off the ceiling when I sleep in the day...? ============================= Now if only I hadn't lost that key to the World's Mass Destruction Kit..... ============================= We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible. | |||
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Scroll Nightmare |
What if I suck at scrabble? What if I should have stayed and played some more? What if Rellik drew a cross on my back? what if it's rubbed off already? What if I missed talking to salem cause of that? What if tonight is only for him? What if he thinks I'm crazy? What if this is the first time in ages I've seen my friend online, and hes away? What if I'm mad at him anyways? What if I have to go to work soon? What if I really just want to go back to bed? What if we watched buffy last night? What if that episode always makes me cry? What if its an old one with Oz in it? What if I blame some of it on Xander? What if I go to shower now? ----------------------------- 'Lonely rivers flow to the sea,to the sea,To the open arms of the sea. Lonely rivers sigh, wait for me,wait for me,I'll be coming home, wait for me.' 'The Road goes ever on and on Out from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone,Let others follow it who can!Let them a journey new begin,But I at last with weary feetWill turn towards the lighted inn, My evening-rest and sleep to meet.' | |||
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| Scroll Disciple |
What if I'd like to watch Cora shower? What if I'd like to join her in that shower? ;P What if I get my ass kicked by Rellik if I do? What if I thought Rellik and I were buddies? What if Rellik doesn't even care? What if Cherrioes and Fruity Pebbles united? What if I think that would taste good? ============================= Now if only I hadn't lost that key to the World's Mass Destruction Kit..... ============================= We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible. | |||
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Besotted Scroller |
what if i wish i had enough consecutive buffy tapes to host a marathon? what if, i suppose that delightful 5 ep tape (phases - i only have eyes for you) is enoughto sustain me most days? what if most of my tapes are at my real house, not the uni cell? what if, is that oz episode the one with spike in it a whole bunch? and with the running over of the sign and such? 'cause i love that ep? what if, if so, yay? what if i want to make a week of it at heitie's house? what if she described my ideal marathon? what if the children will have to be distracted my cereal as we all run into the loungeroom? what if mmm...cereal? --------------------------------------  if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if there were an awful lot of "guy"s on tv last night? what if guy - australian idol contestant? what if guy - who wants to be a millionaire contestant? what if guy - pearce - enough rope...contestant? what if lots of diversity there? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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| Besotted Scroller |
what if channel 7 is the maxwell sheffield of australian tv? what if max passed on "cats" - they passed on friends? what if they also passed on neighbours? what if NEIGHBOURS!??? what if, for anyone that doesn't know, that is one of the most successful tv shows in australian tv history? what if something like 15 years? what if probably more? what if stupid channel seven!? what if, at least they didn't pass on rove, like some channel 9s who shall remain nameless? what if...or did they? -------------------------------------- if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. | |||
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Scroll Guardian  |
What if I'm still playing Salem in Scrabble? What if I just got 258 points? What if that astounds me? What if it didn't seem like I was making big words? What if Salem wins this next game?  So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings "My Mood Swings" Elvis Costello | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if someone tells me which Buffy they're talking about that they love so I can go watch it? What if I assume since it has Oz that it's in the first 4 seasons and therefore I have it on dvd? What if I don't think there's an E at the end of therefor but it really doesn't look right either way? What if I'm not looking it up for once? What if my ex-husband and I just watched The Ring? What if it was fecking scary? What if I have to watch the Food channel now to lighten things up? What if the end totally caught me by surprise? What if then he went to bed and I checked on the kids, etc., and he suddenly appeared in the doorway? What if he'd forgotten to tell me that our land contract holder assured him that we won't lose the house? What if I smacked him on the head for scaring the shit out of me, and then hugged him for setting my house worries more at ease? What if much more? What if I avoid from now on horror films with children in them? What if Maddie brings a Sara Lee New York style cheesecake when she comes over? What if I make some coffee and she can watch me talk really fast? What if I'd probably let the kids watch an episode or two of Buffy, particularly if they're from the first season? What if I just used the wrong they're/their/there in that last sentence? What if I'm glad I caught it but now I wonder how many times I haven't? What if oh gosh...? What if MSN is telling me I can't get my mail because the server is too busy? What if I want to say "What the darn??" a la Marge? --------------------------------- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. --Homer Simpson | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if I just got a 66 point word? What if I amaze myself? What if Cutthroat Scrabbler and I go one on one, best two out of three wins? What if I change my name to Scrabble Cow for three days if Ame wins? What if Ame offers up something funnier than that though if I win? What if, how 'bout it? So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings "My Mood Swings" Elvis Costello | |||
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| Scroll Guardian SCROLLER AND INSTIGATOR OF THE MONTH |
What if, I wish Xena was really part of Greek Mythology? What if I have a corned beef sandwich, and I wonder if they call it corned beef else where... What if it's also known as silverside? ======================== Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy. | |||
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| Scroll Guardian |
What if corned beef on rye bread is wonderful stuff? What if I really need to go buy some rye for the pastrami I got from the deli? What if I'm listening to Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails? What if it's an awesome performance? What if I heard Trent Reznor was so moved by Johnny's performance he cried? What if it's the fact that you can hear the pain of a lifetime in his voice? What if Trent's intimation that the next NIN album would be completely different means that he's going country? What if the idea of industrial country intrigues me? So speak to me Just like you should And then you can say those wicked things And if you want We'll make it good Before my mood swings "My Mood Swings" Elvis Costello | |||
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| Scroller Needing Therapy |
What if I change my name to Sucky Scrabbler? What if I take a Scrabble break before my mind becomes scrabbled -er- scrambled? What if I want Alice from the Vicar of Dibley to play Prof. Trelawney in the Prisoner of Azkaban? What if Futurama is on tonight? What if I hope it involves lots of wacky Zoidberg shenanigans? What if I made a mistake a while ago? What if Leela is the first one to say jerkwads in Futurama? What if I shamlessly stole it from her then? --------------- Don't be so hard on yourself my friend. You lost the woman of your dreams, but you still have Zoidberg. You all still have Zoidberg! | |||
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